Grif: A Red Vs. Blue Tale
Yo! This is Grif. Welcome to my mind! I enjoy loafing, Slacking off, and a number of things that are annoying to Simmons, such as Smoking, and eating ho-hos, and Drinking. Because I have a sudden urge to talk, I will now share you my life story. Now sit down, and enjoy it!!!!
I was once a young fellow, who, straight from the womb, knew how to talk. snickers Naw, I'm just pullin' your leg. I was a very lazy person. I was lazy though Kindergarten, Loafing through Elementary, Slacking through Middle school, and dropped out of high school; because, well, its kinda pointless to LOOK like you are learning if you cant even read, and everyone knows you aren't paying attention to what they say, anyways… it's a miracle that I ever figured out how to drive! Minus, of course, all the dead instructors… and fellow students… and all those innocent Civs… coughs oops… heh heh… said too much…
One day, I learned that the Red Armed Space Marines were looking for some recruits; people that wanted to kick some serious Covenant Ass(Covenant are aliens, by the way)! Heh heh… RASM. Lol.
So anyways I took the training, and for the First AND last time in my life, I stopped being lazy, 'cause, you know, I wanted to Kick some Colorful alien ass. Last time I'm not lazy now! No-sir. Not being hard-working anymore. Baaadd consequences…
So, I like, finished training, and guess what? That gay ass MasterChief Killed all the Aliens… Fucker…
So, since then, I've been here: a god-forsaken Hole-in-the-ground of a Piece of that Halo thing that MasterChief Forgot to finish off; Quite Literally, a Box-Canyon. No way in or out, but up. Yup; I'm Back to being lazy again…
Oh GOD. After that, I got some company: a Kiss-Ass Named Simmons, and the Ass-kissed, Sarge. After that, I Ended up having to do stuff, such as: "work", "kicking some serious Blue Behind", and helping Sarge "drink the blood of his enemies". Gross…
After that we got a newbie, whom I like to call, " Pansy Private Pastry". Hes the guy who is most likely gay in the High School Yearbook. He's the Dreams, Touchy-feely, and boil lancing kind-of-guy.
Then, after that, Simmons, me and a blue guy named Church got turned into Robot/Cyborgs. Sarge Turned Simmons into Simmons 2.0, and me into Grif, DV… that is probably "Grif, Detonating Version.
Anyways, Fuck off. Im done talking… go listen to someone else…