Paradise Lost by xX-Bloodyrazorblades666-Xx
Chapter One: This pastriee is get krae
*frum viewpoint of dentie the demon killr*
They call me Duntete the Demon Killer. I am 6 foot, 185 pounds, and am bi! I love Hot Topic, MCR, Good Choratleete, and edgy bands like Linkin Park! I h8 all posrs and preps, especially my bruther Virgil (or should I say VIRGIN :3) and I wil kill all of dem! I have black hair with red streaks, spiked up and so kawaii ^_^! I have a companies caled da "Dornte's Demn Killer Ink." We will help with anything doing with demons, preps, posers, and fake bitches! I met plenty of cute guys along da way, but there is a girl I have a crush on ^/^ (Like I wil tell u just yeti!)
I sat in my pimped out officde while waring a Black Veal Brides T-shirt, skinny jeans, and fishnet stockings (I like crossdressing if you don't like it than fuk u you intolerant bstard!) I wuz rocking out to my favorite band, Excape Da Fat, when my main mission guy, Carl Sagan, burst through my window on a motorcycle! WTF!?
"wow carl that is the third window I have had 2 replace dis week u r so gay why do you do this to be y u no use doorr that was you can stop being so gay like how you are shouldn't you be talking about socceer or somerhing like u always do?""
"Yo Dante they are some posr preps who don't know what da universe is so I nd you to come back and give them some drive by die! I will pay you 5,000000,34 dollars to take care of them! Remember, the universe is in space, DAILY SPACE KNOWDLGED!"
"K Carl" I said to him
I got into da Dantemoblic in order to get to the area where there were, I would have to cut through New York City, than Namek, than the Forbiideen Forest in ofer to get to where I needede to be, which ended up being somethigh called a PAX East (Sounds nerdy!)
While I was blaring da most epic musix (Brokencyde FTW)!, I almost hit a kittie on the way there (poor kit), and then I felt really really bad (mood sad!). I hope I could find some cut boys because all da girls recenseltly to me have been bitches and I was always like "wtf bitch y u cheat on m such a cracker" and they went "lol" dumb bitches
Maybe I would come back and see my old lover there at Hedwarts...
To be continued...