Authors Note : Hey everybody! I'm glad that you decided to check out my fic! I hope I don't disappoint! All reviews welcomed but please try to be nice! Nobody likes a hater!

I do not own Glee or any of the characters from that show, they belong to Ryan, Ian, and Brad. The ideas are all mine though.

Summary : Ditzy!Kurt is just an innocent teenager who means no harm. When bullies start to get the best of him at McKinley his father, Burt Hummel, decides to transfer him to Dalton Academy. Can he befriend the most popular boy at school, Blaine Anderson, or will he be pushed down to the bottom of the food chain.

Prologue

Ever since Kurt Hummel was a little boy his parents always knew he was different! He was a little slower than the other kids his age and was constantly in his own little world! He had huge, innocent blue eyes that with one look made every adult fall in love with him! Even though he was a little slow he was in no means stupid! Burt Hummel liked to believe that his son saw the best in everybody and just lacked some common sense. But, there was nothing wrong with his little boy! Kurt was his father's whole world and nothing would ever change that. Burt vowed from the first moment he held his new born son in his arms that he would protect him in every way possible!

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Burt was sound asleep in his bed like every man should be at 6:30 in the morning! In no description was Burt Hummel a morning person. If he had it his way he would sleep till noon everyday, get up to watch some football, and spend some time with his son Kurt. Thinking of Kurt, Burt could hear someone screaming and he could feel his bed shaking. Burt sat up, rubbed the sleep out of his eyes, and was greeted with the sight of his son jumping up and down on his bed while screaming, "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey Daddy! School is about to start soon! C'mon Daddy wake up!"

Burt sat up a little more and got a better sight of his son jumping up and down. Kurt's hair was a mess, you could tell he just got up as well and he was still wearing his pajamas. Kurt insisted of wearing his matching Robin pajama set since he always said he is the Robin to his daddy's Batman.

"Hey buddy! How did you sleep?" Burt yawned, still not fully awake yet.

"Daddy! You're up! Can I have pancakes, I really want pancakes! I had a dream that we were having a picnic in the middle of the ocean and the dolphins were serving us pancakes and now I really want some! Did you know the dolphins are just gay sharks! Brittany told me that!" Kurt rambled on.

" Hey, slow down there Scooter. I will make you pancakes in a second. Go get dressed for school and they will be ready when your done. Do you want chocolate chips in the pancakes?" Burt asked.

"Yay! Yay! Chocolate chips pancakes! Yuuuuummmmmm! I'm getting ready right now!" Kurt yelled as he dashed down the hall towards the basement where his room was.

How is he still so cute, Burt thought to himself as he got up.