When Ed Has Apples
By: Amako-chan
Edward Elric held his basket full of apples in his hand as he skipped through the forest. When suddenly a wolf came out dressed like Ed's Grandmother. Ed shrieked and pulled out a skateboard from God-Knows-Where and started skateboarding away so that he wouldn't become lunch. Unfortunetly, he then smacked into a tree. This wasn't just any old tree though. Oh no, it was a Whomping Willow. Oh yah, a Whomping Willow. Ed squeaked like a scared schoolgirl and danced like Micheal Jackson. Then suddenly his brother's suit-of-armour head popped out of the ground and screamed,
"ED YOU ARE GONNA BE DE SQUISHEDED!"
And Ed screamed some more and then Micheal Jackson flew out of the sky like Peter Pan, followed by all the little lost boys and they shoved Ed out of the way and Ed became very disturbed and had a dance off with Winry 'cause he's cool like that. Winry kicked Ed's butt at dancing and then Roy pantsed Ed 'cause he's funny like that. Then suddenly Den started speaking German and everyone was like
"WTH!"
And Den started speaking so that they could understand him and everyone, except for Ed, was like,
"Oh, ok."
And then Ed was like,
"OMG! ... HE CAN TALK!" And then he fainted.