Hello my fellow toasters!!! I hope you enjoy my fanfic.....
Chicken
One day I was walking around a town, and I had my cd player and I pressed play, and this is what happened..
Chicky (me ^____^)- *presses play on the CD player*
I like big butts and I cannot lie!!! You otha brothas...
Miroku- *dances and sings along* ^__^ *grabs shippo and dances with shippo*
Shippo- O___O
All- *stare*
Miroku- wha..? I like that song!!!
Sango- Only you would Miroku, only you *rolls eyes*
Chicky- OOO! SESSHOMARU!!!! *drool*
Sesshi- O.O *poof*
Chicky- *tear* ill get you one day! One day...OO! Look! Airplane!! Yay!! ^__^
Inu Yasha- Whats with you and my brother..?
Chicky- Well, if you must ask, then I will ask this, whats with you and Kagome?
Kagome- -.-
Inu Yasha- nothing....-blush-
Chicky- anyways..anybody want some goldfish??
Inu Yasha- We don't have time to go hunting for fish.we have to look for more shards of the jewel!!!
Chicky- *goes up to Inu Yasha and sings the Goldfish jingle*
Scary Infomercial man voice- Have you ever wanted to know the worst pick up line.ever????? Well today you will see!! *follows Miroku.*
Miroku-.ummmm..o____o.what do you want..? S.I.M.V- nothing, just pretend im not here......
Miroku- OOO! A pretty lady!! *goes up to the lady*...*grabs her hand* Will you bare my child????
Lady- ummm...
Miroku- If so would you like to come with home with me??
Lady- *slap* -.-;
S.I.G.V- oh...the love!! Well how about the worst thing to say when your trying to flatter your date!!
Miroku-..*glare*.will you just go away.??
S.I.G.V.-...........toast...
Miroku- ...o__o...OOOOO! another pretty lady!! -drool- and shes really pretty too!! *goes up to her * Will you goto dinner with meee???
Lady#2- sure.?
Miroku- YES!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!
While there at dinner, Miroku says the best thing he can to flatter his date.....
Miroku- Were you parents retarded?
Lady#2- ummm.no.
Miroku- Well, you seemed like a very special lady...
Lady#2-.......
Well, that went well! Go Miroku! Well the next day me and the whole gang went to the local to search for Sesshi-chan ^__^!!
Inu Yasha- Just tell me what you love about my brother so much!
Chicky- -anime puppy eyes- he is really, really adorable.and he is...mysterious *falls over*
Inu Yasha- okk!!!
Sango- *pokes Chicky* Sesshomaru is over there.... Chicky- SESSHI-CHAN!!!!! -stalks!!!-
Sesshi- o__________o -looks behind him-
Chicky- *hides*
Jaken- Lord Sesshomaru, I think that little girl is following us, I think we should leave..
Chicky- NOOOO!! I HATE YOU JAKEN! YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH!! *presses play on CD player*
DOMO ARIGATO MISTER ROBOTO! DOMO domo DOMO domo DOMO ARIGATO MISTER ROBOTO! DOMO domo DOMO domo *a mysterious person pops out of the CD player*
Person- *sings along* JAKEN!! GOLF!!
All- what the hell..?
Chicky- *while hugging sesshi-chan* oooo, that's just Sokty, she was brought here to TOURTURE Jaken, for being a bad little toad man..
Jaken- O____O!!
Sokty- MUAHAHAH! -changes into golf outfit, and takes out a golf club- meeeep!!! -takes Jaken and starts hitting him with a golf club!!- YAY!! SESSHI-CHAN!! *glomp!!*
Chicky- sokty *whispers in ear* lest tie him onto a tree!!!
Sokty- *whispers* yay! I have the rope! *pulls rope out of nowhere*
Sesshi-chan- what are they saying?!?!?
Chicky- *ties Sesshi to a tree!!*
Sokty- MAKEUP!!-does makeup on sesshi-chan- hmmm *talks in gay man voice* a little more blush!! Ooo and hair!! *does his hair in piggy tails!*
Sesshi- ;___;! -prettyness!!!!!!!!-
Inu Yasha- *falls over laughing* HAHAHH! HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL!!
Chicky- *glare* you next..
Sokty- wait..WAIT!!...*eats a whale..* ...ok, now...Kagome, red or pink bows on Inu-chan?
Kagome-...red, definitely red....
Inu Yasha- *glare* LEMME GOOO!!!
Sokty- *does his makeup and hair!* YAY! Your pretty!! Well, my work here is done POOOOOOOF! *runs away!!*
Inu Yasha- NOT SO FAST! TETSUSAIGA!!!
Sokty- *glare, and plays Cher on CD player for Inu-Chan*
Inu Yasha- *falls over* @_____@
Kagome- Inu!!
Sokty- ^___^!!
Chicky- *still hugging Sesshi-chan!!* hehehehehehehehehheheheheheh...CHEETOS!!
One day I was walking around a town, and I had my cd player and I pressed play, and this is what happened..
Chicky (me ^____^)- *presses play on the CD player*
I like big butts and I cannot lie!!! You otha brothas...
Miroku- *dances and sings along* ^__^ *grabs shippo and dances with shippo*
Shippo- O___O
All- *stare*
Miroku- wha..? I like that song!!!
Sango- Only you would Miroku, only you *rolls eyes*
Chicky- OOO! SESSHOMARU!!!! *drool*
Sesshi- O.O *poof*
Chicky- *tear* ill get you one day! One day...OO! Look! Airplane!! Yay!! ^__^
Inu Yasha- Whats with you and my brother..?
Chicky- Well, if you must ask, then I will ask this, whats with you and Kagome?
Kagome- -.-
Inu Yasha- nothing....-blush-
Chicky- anyways..anybody want some goldfish??
Inu Yasha- We don't have time to go hunting for fish.we have to look for more shards of the jewel!!!
Chicky- *goes up to Inu Yasha and sings the Goldfish jingle*
Scary Infomercial man voice- Have you ever wanted to know the worst pick up line.ever????? Well today you will see!! *follows Miroku.*
Miroku-.ummmm..o____o.what do you want..? S.I.M.V- nothing, just pretend im not here......
Miroku- OOO! A pretty lady!! *goes up to the lady*...*grabs her hand* Will you bare my child????
Lady- ummm...
Miroku- If so would you like to come with home with me??
Lady- *slap* -.-;
S.I.G.V- oh...the love!! Well how about the worst thing to say when your trying to flatter your date!!
Miroku-..*glare*.will you just go away.??
S.I.G.V.-...........toast...
Miroku- ...o__o...OOOOO! another pretty lady!! -drool- and shes really pretty too!! *goes up to her * Will you goto dinner with meee???
Lady#2- sure.?
Miroku- YES!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!
While there at dinner, Miroku says the best thing he can to flatter his date.....
Miroku- Were you parents retarded?
Lady#2- ummm.no.
Miroku- Well, you seemed like a very special lady...
Lady#2-.......
Well, that went well! Go Miroku! Well the next day me and the whole gang went to the local to search for Sesshi-chan ^__^!!
Inu Yasha- Just tell me what you love about my brother so much!
Chicky- -anime puppy eyes- he is really, really adorable.and he is...mysterious *falls over*
Inu Yasha- okk!!!
Sango- *pokes Chicky* Sesshomaru is over there.... Chicky- SESSHI-CHAN!!!!! -stalks!!!-
Sesshi- o__________o -looks behind him-
Chicky- *hides*
Jaken- Lord Sesshomaru, I think that little girl is following us, I think we should leave..
Chicky- NOOOO!! I HATE YOU JAKEN! YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH!! *presses play on CD player*
DOMO ARIGATO MISTER ROBOTO! DOMO domo DOMO domo DOMO ARIGATO MISTER ROBOTO! DOMO domo DOMO domo *a mysterious person pops out of the CD player*
Person- *sings along* JAKEN!! GOLF!!
All- what the hell..?
Chicky- *while hugging sesshi-chan* oooo, that's just Sokty, she was brought here to TOURTURE Jaken, for being a bad little toad man..
Jaken- O____O!!
Sokty- MUAHAHAH! -changes into golf outfit, and takes out a golf club- meeeep!!! -takes Jaken and starts hitting him with a golf club!!- YAY!! SESSHI-CHAN!! *glomp!!*
Chicky- sokty *whispers in ear* lest tie him onto a tree!!!
Sokty- *whispers* yay! I have the rope! *pulls rope out of nowhere*
Sesshi-chan- what are they saying?!?!?
Chicky- *ties Sesshi to a tree!!*
Sokty- MAKEUP!!-does makeup on sesshi-chan- hmmm *talks in gay man voice* a little more blush!! Ooo and hair!! *does his hair in piggy tails!*
Sesshi- ;___;! -prettyness!!!!!!!!-
Inu Yasha- *falls over laughing* HAHAHH! HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL!!
Chicky- *glare* you next..
Sokty- wait..WAIT!!...*eats a whale..* ...ok, now...Kagome, red or pink bows on Inu-chan?
Kagome-...red, definitely red....
Inu Yasha- *glare* LEMME GOOO!!!
Sokty- *does his makeup and hair!* YAY! Your pretty!! Well, my work here is done POOOOOOOF! *runs away!!*
Inu Yasha- NOT SO FAST! TETSUSAIGA!!!
Sokty- *glare, and plays Cher on CD player for Inu-Chan*
Inu Yasha- *falls over* @_____@
Kagome- Inu!!
Sokty- ^___^!!
Chicky- *still hugging Sesshi-chan!!* hehehehehehehehehheheheheheh...CHEETOS!!