When he walked back into the cafeteria, I already knew that things would be chaotic. He always causes problems, he has the biggest ego the world has ever known, but, for some reason, he turns me on. Yuu Kanda, the one I love and hate, the thing is, he just doesn't know that I'm actually a girl.
Whispers could be heard from the Finders' table with every move he made, his long midnight blue hair put into a high ponytail and trailing behind him, his Exorcist jacket was unzipped and you could see medical tape around his chest. It would look like he just got back from a mission, but, he just walked out of the training room. The one way I could tell was because of his hand on his katana blade Mugen's hilt. He walked over to Jerry, the head chef, and ordered soba, just like every morning, evening, and afternoon of every day.
He grabbed his food and looked for a place to sit, the only spot, was by her… Alexis Walker, she went by the name Allen because she was used to binding my chest for some strange reason so once he sat down, she said 'Hi Kanda' in her angelic voice. He gave his typical 'Che' and turned away.
That day she had just eaten 7 plates of Matarashi Dango. He had soba and all of the other Finders and Exorcists' had a look of pity on his or her face. It was almost as if they were sorry for her.
"Kanda," She said in an angelic voice,
"Che, what is it Moyashi?" he said in his deep, masculine voice.
"Komui wants us to go on a mission. He said that it's in Germany and that you cannot refuse to the mission. Also the train leaves in 3 hours." She blurted.
"Whatever, I can refuse to what I want to refuse to. I'll be damned if I'm stuck in Germany with you." He said with that stone expression that he always had.
Then Lenalee walked in and told Kanda to behave or she would get Komui. He Che'd and continued eating. Lenalee walked off to get Komui and Lavi walked in.
"Hey guys! What's up?" said the peppy redhead as he sat on the table in front of Kanda and Alexis.
"Ugh, Baka Usagi get the fuck away from me!" he shouted while reaching for Mugen.
"Gosh Yuu, no need to get all worked up." Lavi said.
"C-calm down you guys, no need to fight over this." Alexis said, trying to be the peacemaker. But right then, Komui jumped with a syringe and injected a purple liquid into Kanda's arm. Kanda managed to push Komui off of him and looks down, behind, and touches his head. He had ears and a tail, and Komui just stood there.
"Alexis, could you go get Kanda's bag out of his room? Here's the key. He usually has a bag packed and under his bed, if one's not there, you might have to pack one for him." Komui said.
"Ok Komui, I'll be right back." She said and skipped off with Timcanpy trailing behind me.
"B-baka Moyashi!" Kanda shouted with rage in his eyes and a sword in his hand.
"Kanda, sh-he left already." Komui said correcting his mistake.
"Were you about to say she?" Kanda asked with a bit of suspicion.
"Nope. But you seem like you need to know something about Allen." Komui said.
"Spit it out or I slit your throat, got Sis-Complex?" Kanda said with one of his rare smirks.
"Allen is a girl and her name is Alexis. If you need proof then here." As Komui said that he handed Kanda a picture of Alexis poking through the refrigerator in a tank top and shorts, the main detail was the two watermelons on her chest, and the fact that she had curves, hips and other womanly details. The main attraction was her mid back length silver hair that looked like a sheet of paper with moonlight shining on top of it. As Kanda stood there obviously in awe of the beauty that magically showed up and seemed to give him hell appeared in front of him.
He noticed his 'Member' starting to twitch and he hoped that it would calm down sooner or later or he would be in for some real problems.
Wait, why do I have a boner and why do I feel my heart beating, and how the hell do I have a heart? Ok, ok, calm down Kanda, just calm down give the picture back to Komui and go to pack my bags and tuck my ears and tail away, and who the fuck, could've guessed that the Moyashi would be hot as fuck?!
Right as Kanda did what his subconscious told him to do, Alexis walked in, eyes wide and blushing furiously, "K-Komui, how the hell, did you, get that picture of me at 3 in the morning last night?" she asked with embarrassment written all over her face. But the Bakanda had to come in and ruin the somewhat precious moment.
"Hi Alexis, nice watermelons." He said with a sexy, evil, pedophile smirk.
"K-K-Kanda, wait Komui showed you the picture?!" Said Alexis, her face was as red as a ripe tomato.
"What if he did?" Kanda said with a face that was sexy as fuck.
Alexis, snap out of it! Sure he's sexy, has a nice build, and has a super hot rape face, but you can't possibly be falling for, and wanting to go at the coldest, hottest, most badass samurai in the Black Order, and people think that you're a boy, and who, out of everyone in the Black Order, could've guessed that he would find out...With my secret exposed, all hell's about to break loose...