It was a dark and gloomy day. Darkrai just woke up, and was extremely tired and dizzy. She couldn't believe what she did with P Meister last night. She wanted to call him, but she was too tired.
**FLASHBACK**
"Patterrz, Patterrz!" Darkrai exclaimed. She just got off of Twitter, after devouring some pasta and drinking tea. Patterrz and her had been dating for 8 months now, and she was getting tired of him always streaming and not shiny hunting Ledians. After all, her father was a Ledian, and he respected Patterrz very much. He even made a Twitch account, and called it majinvegitotw. She was very upset when she heard Patterrz telling his fans to volunteer to date him. And now he isn't capturing Ledians? FeelsBadMan. She ran into his room, and saw him watching the 10th Pokemon Movie. At this point, she didn't know how to feel. All she felt was pain, and agony, since she HATED that movie. The producers and directores of that acursed movie made her look fat! "Patterrz, I've had enough of how you treat me!" Darkrai shouted. "Darkrai, what's wrong?" Patterrz asked, confused. "You know what I mean, don't play stupid. I saw that Arcanine stripper on your Twitter." Darkrai chanted. "But babe, it was just a prank bro. The camera is over there!" Patterrz explained, pointing at the camera hidden under his Magcargo shaped pillow. "Seriously? Ugh, whatever. Look, the truth is...it's been a while since we first hooked up...I think its time we settled down, and started a family." The tone went serious. "But...but I MADETHATJK..." Patterrz pouted, realizing that this was no prank. "Alright, so, lets get started." Patterrz said solemly.
**CENSORED**
"PATTERRZ!" Darkrai yelled with ecstasy, finally being able to be a mother. Soon, she would have a child, and it would be a ledian. She knew it. "Alright, I'm tapped out. Tomorrow, let's continue this." Patterrz smiled. He knew life would be good from this day forward, since he knew how much his lover wanted kids.
**9 MONTHS LATER**
"Alright, push, PUSH!" Cooler told the fat, pregnant Darkrai. Darkrai was yelling and screaming, hoping for the pain to end. Eventually, she saw a head pop out. She was in a shocked state of mind. As she looked down, she saw a blue head, and felt a huge rounded triangle in her. The Pokemon that came out...was a Pelipper! But she felt even more pain, as ANOTHER came out. "No..." Patterrz sighed and almost cried. His child was a pelipper. How was he supposed to react?! But Patterrz remembered something...something that could help him solve this Peli-God of a problem.
To Be Continued...
**FLASHBACK**
"Patterrz, Patterrz!" Darkrai exclaimed. She just got off of Twitter, after devouring some pasta and drinking tea. Patterrz and her had been dating for 8 months now, and she was getting tired of him always streaming and not shiny hunting Ledians. After all, her father was a Ledian, and he respected Patterrz very much. He even made a Twitch account, and called it majinvegitotw. She was very upset when she heard Patterrz telling his fans to volunteer to date him. And now he isn't capturing Ledians? FeelsBadMan. She ran into his room, and saw him watching the 10th Pokemon Movie. At this point, she didn't know how to feel. All she felt was pain, and agony, since she HATED that movie. The producers and directores of that acursed movie made her look fat! "Patterrz, I've had enough of how you treat me!" Darkrai shouted. "Darkrai, what's wrong?" Patterrz asked, confused. "You know what I mean, don't play stupid. I saw that Arcanine stripper on your Twitter." Darkrai chanted. "But babe, it was just a prank bro. The camera is over there!" Patterrz explained, pointing at the camera hidden under his Magcargo shaped pillow. "Seriously? Ugh, whatever. Look, the truth is...it's been a while since we first hooked up...I think its time we settled down, and started a family." The tone went serious. "But...but I MADETHATJK..." Patterrz pouted, realizing that this was no prank. "Alright, so, lets get started." Patterrz said solemly.
**CENSORED**
"PATTERRZ!" Darkrai yelled with ecstasy, finally being able to be a mother. Soon, she would have a child, and it would be a ledian. She knew it. "Alright, I'm tapped out. Tomorrow, let's continue this." Patterrz smiled. He knew life would be good from this day forward, since he knew how much his lover wanted kids.
**9 MONTHS LATER**
"Alright, push, PUSH!" Cooler told the fat, pregnant Darkrai. Darkrai was yelling and screaming, hoping for the pain to end. Eventually, she saw a head pop out. She was in a shocked state of mind. As she looked down, she saw a blue head, and felt a huge rounded triangle in her. The Pokemon that came out...was a Pelipper! But she felt even more pain, as ANOTHER came out. "No..." Patterrz sighed and almost cried. His child was a pelipper. How was he supposed to react?! But Patterrz remembered something...something that could help him solve this Peli-God of a problem.
To Be Continued...
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