Summary: This is the Seiner guide on 'How Not to Have a Secret Boyfriend'. Chronological Drabble-like Chapters
Chapter Rate: K+
Chapter Warnings: Reference to sex if you squint extra hard. Boy x Boy pairing.
DISCLAIMER: I own absolutely nothing but this plot- yeah I'm not too ecstatic with this fact either.
Author: kamikaZ
Beta: None
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The Seiner 101 on How Not to Have a Secret Boyfriend
Prologue
Hayner doesn't know exactly how it happened, nor exactly when. It just sort of… happened? Seifer and Hayner had always been Twilight Town's most infamous rivals, there was no doubt about it, you couldn't physically live in the town without having witnessed one of the two's epic catfights.
Rumor goes that some time last summer, on the hottest day in August, the two had such a massive disagreement that somehow a shopping cart had found itself catapulting down one of those narrow and windingly steep streets that the town was famous for. With Seifer in it.
Hayner was absent from school for the entire first week of semester that year.
So it was nearly apocalyptical to think that the two blonds were somehow, magically involved in some sort of almost mildly healthy, normal relationship.
No one would've believed it even if they were told. And that was perfectly convenient for the pair, because as Seifer had kindly put it- 'I'd rather gauge my eyes out, than be seen as your boyfriend, lamer.'
Right okay, maybe the relationship itself wasn't conventional either.
Because half the time Hayner and Seifer genuinely did sound like they hated the other's guts.
"So does this mean we're like…." The smaller male blushed, looking flushed and out of breath, his already unruly hair only unrulier from Seifer running his hands carelessly through the sandy blond locks. "Like, um… fuck-buddies? Rivals-with-benefits? Not that I care or anything!"
The older one laughed, extracting his infamous beanie from underneath Hayner's bed. "I'm not that much of an asshole. I do have morals you know." Seifer sat gently next to the smaller boy, "Let's just say we're romantically involved."
"So we're boyfriends?"
"Sure chickenwuss, sure."
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