Poor Harry.
All he wanted to do was be alone.
But unfortunately for him, all these girls kept showing up at the Dursley's. Some claimed to be his soul mate. Others claimed to be his long lost sister. Harry was quite certain that he was an only child.
Halfway through the summer, Harry was fed up with these girls. (And the Dursley's were as well. They couldn't afford to keep all these girls around.) Harry wrote a simple letter to Dumbledore explaining his situation. Harry was confident that Dumbledore would have a solution.
Harry opened the door to Hedwig's cage. Hedwig hooted in alarm. She hoped it wasn't another one of those girls who kept petting her and calling her a "Pretty Birdie." Just in case, Hedwig nipped at the hand that was coming into her cage.
"Bloody hell," yelped Harry. "It's only me, Hedwig."
Hedwig peered outside the door. Yes, it was only Harry. Harry put his hand in the cage for Hedwig to climb on. Once she was out of the cage, she looked at Harry guiltily and hooted apologetically.
"It's alright, Hedwig. Now," he tied his letter to her leg. "Please get this to Dumbledore as soon as possible. It's an emergency, Hedwig."
Harry opened the window and let her outside. Hedwig raced off as fast as she could. Harry looked down and noticed the Knight Bus dropping off another busload of girls. Harry groaned and went downstairs when he heard his uncle yelling. He hoped Hedwig would reach Dumbledore before he did something stupid. Something like take out his wand and Avada Kedavra everything in a five kilometer radius.