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life-is-burgers: ugggghhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
napstablook22: hi lifeisburgers
4thfrog: Hiiiiii!
mmkc4ever: hey burg! =^.^= back from work?
life-is-burgers: OMG why did i name myself after burgers, i'll never be free of them THE REST OF MY LIFE
mmkc4ever: aw cheer up, im sure things will change^^ its me whos got it bad lol
napstablook22: so where is everyone
life-is-burgers: CRYING AT HOME
4thfrog: Wondering why nobody notices me^-^ haha small town and i still don't have any friends.
mmkc4ever: u live in the ruins right frog? omg what's it like there?
4thfrog: Oh you know same old same old
4thfrog: So dont keep us in suspense burg, how were your customers today?
life-is-burgers: JERRY.
4thfrog: oh man.
napstablook22: him huh…?
mmkc4ever: u did have a bad day burg! v_v
*chillbirdz_rebel has entered the chat.*
life-is-burgers: and then this little white dog came by and stole some glamburgs FOR FREE, ten to one im gonna get chewed out by the boss LOLRITE
chillbirdz_rebel: yo dude i thought greater dog was at grillbz?
napstablook22: hi chillbirdzrebel
life-is-burgers: hey chill, nah it wasn't him
chillbirdz_rebel: yo okay hey im in grillbz too doggo wants to say hi
chillbirdz_rebel: hhiafogiys its dofgo inoce it ise nfosifpsg
mmkc4ever: tell him we appreciate the effort, but we can't understand him if he can't see the screen ^.^''
chillbirdz_rebel: yo lol okay g2g snowdrakes doin stand-up
4thfrog: Good luck!
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napstablook22: so um
napstablook22: hows it goin mmkc
mmkc4ever: oh its fine, just hanging out with mettaton, waitin 4 someone
napstablook22: oh your with him?im like his biggest fan
mmkc4ever: lol ive told you guys im the royal scientist right, i built him
napstablook22: oh
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mmkc4ever: oh no did i offend them .
*Niceguy has entered the chat.*
mmkc4ever: ive been screwing up so much today v-v
life-is-burgers: at least u don't work at A BURGER RESTAURANT
4thfrog: At least you don't live in a crack in the wall...
Niceguy: Sounds like you guys need some NICE CREAM! :DDDD
mmkc4ever: niceguy this is the trash brigade we're supposed to complain about our lives
life-is-burgers: WE'RE ALL GREASY TRASH, NICEGUY
Niceguy: You guys need hugs? :DDDD
life-is-burgers: OH MY GOD
Niceguy: Okay okay, just happy cuz a bunny and a dragon just bought out my whole stock in hotland :DDDD
mmkc4ever: i see them outside my lab sometimes, omg i ship them so hard
niceguy: I think they just got together :DDDD
mmkc4ever: lolyes! ^-^
4thfrog: Come on guys do we have to talk about other people?
4thfrog: Besides jerry i mean.
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COOLBROJERRY: DIID SOME1 SAY MY NAEM LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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mmkc4ever: omg jerry i thought we banned you
COOLBROJERRY: THIS IZ MY 5TH ACCONUT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
life-is-burgers: jerry wtf was with your order
COOLBROJERRY: OMGARSH R U TEH UGLE BURGUR GUY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
*napstablook22 has entered the chat.*
COOLBROJERRY: BURGURPAAAAAAAAANSTS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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napstablook22: um i banned jerry again srry
life-is-burgers: OH MY GOD thank you napsta
mmkc4ever: omg hero of the day everyone!
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*DoReMiShyren has entered the chat.*
life-is-burgers: oh man he's spamming us
napstablook22: hi shyren
mmkc4ever: hey shyren! =^-^= sweet concert earlier! saw it through one of my cameras^^;
DoReMiShyren: thx it all got too much for me though
life-is-burgers: I MISSED UR CONCERT SHYREN WHY DOES LIFE SUCK
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mmkc4ever: ill txt u a pic of it!
*Ding!
*You received an image.
life-is-burgers: Woah whos humming along with you shyren!? Theyre my little buddy!
*SoDummy entered the chat.*
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napstablook22: hi sodummy
mmkc4ever: thats the human, me and mettaton are waiting for them now ^^ they're going thru the core
mmkc4ever: i was supposed to guide them but i chickened out and now im playin on my phone V-V
mmkc4ever: im a big liar
napstablook22: you can come over and feel like garbage
napstablook22: if you want
mmkc4ever: lol i dont need to when im in the trash brigade
life-is-burgers: TO FEELING LIKE HUGE FAILURES
SoDummy: Amen to that
mmkc4ever: yup
DoReMiShyren: uh huh
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SoDummy: Dudes that human tried 2 fite me earlier and they just talked to me and I got bored and left
life-is-burgers: nah theyre pretty cool. they just need some of my worldly wisdom
napstablook22: just took a picture of me
napstablook22: its not awful maybe
mmkc4ever: omg show it to us!? face reveal?!
SoDummy: Do it!
life-is-burgers: cant be uglier than ME lol
napstablook22: sorry guys i wanna be safe what if you guys try to come to my house and laugh at me
*Never-Warm has entered the chat.*
never-warm: noooo the mystery remains! :O
napstablook: hi neverwarm
SoDummy: Never-warm you're a Pyrope right?
never-warm: yeah bro ;D
SoDummy: Is ur phone like made of fire 2
never-warm: lol its made of rope :P
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mmkc4ever: OMG THE DOORS LOCKED WHATS HAPPENING GTG
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life-is-burgers: maaaaaaaaaan
life-is-burgers: so tired of flippin burgers all day
life-is-burgers: i mean im 19 yrs old, WHY HAS MY LIFE LED ME IN THIS DIRECTION
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life-is-burgers: srry shy
life-is-burgers: BUT SRSLY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
napstablook22: um wanna talk
life-is-burgers: I JUST WANNA RANT AND CRY OK
*Woshua has entered the chat.*
Woshua: Look at the state of this chat! This grammar and spelling is awful!
napstablook22: hi woshua
Woshua: Have you even heard of capitalization?
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SoDummy: Aw cmon dont insult them theyre sensitive
Woshua: Hey, I'm just trying to keep things clean around here!
*online_per-bone-a has entered the chat.*
online_per-bone-a: looks like woshua has a bad case of
Woshua: Don't you dare!
online_per-bone-a: scour grapes
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Woshua: Wash your soul, Sans!
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life-is-burgers: ive heard worse.
life-is-burgers: man, sure wish i could visit chats when im working, BUT MY JOB SUCKS
life-is-burgers: um guys?
life-is-burgers: FINE I'LL JUST RANT TO MYSELF
life-is-burgers: …
life-is-burgers: …...
*CrystalMouse has entered the chat.*
life-is-burgers: hey
CrystalMouse: Hi, no time to talk, oh my gosh! I just chipped off a piece of that magic crystal my cheese in encased in! Cheese here I come! see ya!
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life-is-burgers: okay bye
life-is-burgers: ….
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life-is-burgers: whatever.
life-is-burgers: OH MAN i have to sleep for work again tomorrow i guess.
life-is-burgers: soooo…
life-is-burgers: fine.
life-is-burgers: bye.
life-is-burgers: Burgerpants out.
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A/N: So a couple of these characters are rare or little easter eggs: chillbirdz_rebel is Chilldrake, a monster that is only encountered if you kill Snowdrake, and 4thfrog is an ant-sized frog that you can find in a certain spot in the ruins - specifically, the room containing three frogs (one of which who is wondering where the fourth frog is).
This was just a goofy little experiment to see what a private messaging chatroom in Undertale would look like. Burgerpants has to do something during his break time.
Review if you can, and thanks for reading!^^
~*Akirys*~