Disclaimer: Of course I'm J.K. Rowling...shifty eyes...
A/N: All right, so there's been nothing from me for a while and, as I went swimming today, I was contemplating knees and just thought of this. So, hopefully this breaks my writer's block and hopefully you'll all be nice and review... OK, so it's a 200-word drabble, and there's not much to review in 220 words, but I know you will.
Knees were not particularly sexy body parts. In fact, they weren't appealing at all, really. They were just bone and cartilage and, all in all, sort of bumps in the middle of legs. And legs could be described as sexy, and most definitely appealing. In fact, knees are often overlooked. When you are talking to someone, or kissing them, perhaps, a knee is completely forgotten because really, they're not alluring at all. To one Draco Malfoy, his favourite aspect of some of his classes were knees. Hermione Granger's knees, to be precise.
Hermione Granger's knees were not particularly sexy, since, as we have confirmed, most knees aren't. But Hermione Granger wore her skirt at a modest length – almost exactly just above her knees – and her socks pulled up just below them. In light of this, Mister Malfoy could every only see her knees as she tapped her toe and twirled her quill, deep in thought. In light of this, he was left to imagine. And, in light of this, he found that knees could sometimes be very alluring. Especially when they were knees he would never have the pleasure of overlooking.