20 Ways to Annoy Pintel and Ragetti.
Disclaimer: I don't own Pirates of the Carribean.
Chapter one: 10 Ways to Annoy Pintel.
1. Tie the loose strands of his hair up into a bow, pigtails, a ponytail, a bun, etc.
2.Mock him when he scowls.
3.Ask him how much time does he spend practicing his scowl in a mirror.
4.Pin a sign on his back that says "Smile and the world smiles with you."
5.Give him a long lecture on how to tell the difference between a fish and a cephalopod.
6. Tell him he would make a very bad captain of The Black Pearl.
7.Tell him he's so short, that he makes Cutler Becket look like a giant.
8.When he's wearing that green dress, point and shout "Hey look, it's a leprechaun wearing a dress, a sunbonnet and holding an umbrella.
9.Call him "Pintel Beans."
10.Dress a fish up as Tia Dalma/Calypso, wave it in his face and chant "I'm Mrs. Fish, I'm Mrs. Fish, I'm Mrs. Fish."
Chapter 2: 10 Ways to Annoy Ragetti.
1.Steal the wooden eye.
2.Ask him how exactly did he loose his real right eye.
3.Poke out his left eye, and replace it with something even stranger than another wooden eye.
4.Ask him if he really wanted to steal that jar of eyes from Tia Dalma's shack.
5.Tell him that the pink dress wasn't his color.
6.Ask him why on earth would he pretend to read the Bible, when he knows he can't read.
7.Speaking of which, ask him how he knew the Kraken was a cephalopod, and not a fish.
8.Ask him how he knew how to speak to a lover, when Barbossa didn't.
9.Ask him why he thought that tying himself and Pintel upside down to the mast of The Black Pearl was a good idea.
10. Call him "Spaghetti Ragetti."
The End.