I know I should be working on Ragnarok ., but this is such a silly fic. And I wrote it ages ago, it needs love *pats*
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Minstrels By Kafers
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Sirius glared at Snape.
Snape glared right back.
"So…." sais Sirius, giving Snape 'The Eye'. "There's two of us, and only one Minstrel left."
Snape growled: "well, if it hadn't been for your absolute disregard and stupidity, we would be in this situation to begin with". His words were quite a full of venom.
Sirius nearly flinched at the look in Snape's eyes. Nearly.
They'd been stuck in a broom closet in Malfoy manor for nearly two hours, after a very unsuccessful mission. Snape had to distract Lucius while Sirius got the information they needed from the library. But unfortunately, things had gone from bad to worse. Snape had strolled up to Malfoy manor with Sirius in tow (sans invisibility cloak), but Sirius had failed to cast the spell upon himself that would have made him undetectable. The alarm was raised, so Snape had grabbed Sirius and locked them both in the cupboard under the stairs, casting a protection spell.
Two hours and only a packet of Minstrels. Both men were ready to kill.
"Well," said Sirius, thinking, that since he's tried everything else, he might as well try reasoning. Anyway, the worst that Snape could do would result in death, so what the heck: "We could share?" he almost closed his eyes, waiting for the final blow.
Snape's change of expression was most interesting. First, his eyes promised bloody-horrible-murder, followed by torture and maybe castration. Then he seemed to consider the idea, glaring thoughtfully (can you do that?) . Finally, he smirked, his face twisting into a sinister expression.
"Black," his smirk seemed to get worse, "that is a brilliant idea".
Sirius felt his stomach sink with a feeling of Certain Doom.
Snape had carefully picket up the last Minstrel and held it between there faces. He leaned forward slowly and brought the minstrel between their mouths -
Suddenly, the door flew open and an indigent house elf stood in the frame. It squeaked in joy.
"My Minstrel!" It exclaimed happily, taking the last Minstrel, popping it into its mouth and slamming the door.
Both men sat in complete shock.
"Well" said Sirius Black, "that was random."
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Part of the FFF short challenge achieve. Two Harry Potter characters get stuck in a closet together with a packet of Minstrel's.
Me and my mates each wrote our own version's of this in about 20min, in our free period before lunch. We get ourselves into such funny situations ^^;;;. You should really go read Tiny Taz's, hers is much funnier than mine ^^;;;