Pixy awoke from a terrible dream. His one true love, Ryan had left him for a cotton ball. Tears rolled down sweet Pixy's face as he stumbled off of his couch. His foot had hit a box, making a loud CRASH! Pixy flinched not knowing if he had awoken his lover, fear filled him as he tried to avoid all the boxes and trash on the floor. Reaching the room of Ryan he peaked his head in the doorway of the half closed door. " He must have gotten up in the middle of the night to pee." Pixy thought to himself, knowing Ryan likes his door closed for... Privacy reasons, Pixy was surprised by this sudden openness. His eyes widen as he saw Ryan in the dark, only lit by the moonlight wearing his t-shirt. And just that. His eyes looked up and down his body. Wondering what sweet juices he could get from his-
THEGAMERES BRUSTS THROUGH THE DOOR AND YELLS AT "PIXY WHY you looking at him naked!?" Shock in her face at what she has found. "I THOUGHT YOU LOVED YOUR 7 KIDS and 3 more on the way!" Pixy looked down not knowing what to say. Thegameres breaths hard, "I AM UNSUBSCRIBING."