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Blotched Job I
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"Draco, what are we doing out here?" Harry asked.
"Just, you know, hanging out." Draco replied as he tried to open a champagne bottle.
"We're in a rowboat, with wine and a picnic in the middle of a lake. are you up to something?" Harry asked.
The cork burst from the champagne bottle and Draco filled the glasses. "What makes you think I'm up to something?" he asked. He looked nervous. "Now, there are sandwiches here. I know you like egg and lettuce so I brought some of those," Draco babbled.
"As apposed to the Vegemite, tomato sauce, ham and sausage sandwiches you like?" Harry asked.
"Hey, I was born with refined taste," he chortled. "I can't help it!"
Harry took a bite of his sandwich. Draco watched nervously. Was Draco trying to kill him or something. Whilst considering the dastardly plot that his boyfriend, Draco, might have up his sleeve, he conveniently forgot to chew.
Suddenly, something was lodged in his throat. He tried to suck in air, but couldn't. Draco, you bastard! You did this! Harry thought to himself.
He knew his face was turning red, he could feel the heat rising to his head. Draco looked concerned.
"Harry, are you alright?" he asked. Then on second thought, "Oh Merlin! You're choking!"
He bounced up and grabbed Harry by the waist, completely forgetting his wand. The movement of the boat caused the whole thing to tip over, throwing Harry and Draco into the water.
While trying to keep Harry up, Draco was also performing the Heimlich manoeuvre. Harry spat out whatever it was he had been choking on and thrashed in the water.
Draco scooped up whatever it was and fought Harry who was trying to get away from him.
"Murder! Murder!" Harry tried to scream as water was rushing into his mouth.
"Harry! Stop! I wasn't trying to murder you!" Draco yelled in outrage.
"Then why did you put something in my sandwich! I thought we were over that trying to kill each other stage! I thought you loved me!" Harry screamed, splashing water as he enunciated words.
"I'm not trying to kill you! I'm trying to marry you for Merlin's sake!" Draco replied savagely, thrusting the ring in front of Harry's face. "I asked the house-elf to put it in the wine, they must have screwed it up."
Harry stared in mute disbelief. "Y-you want to marry me?" he asked.
Draco looked nothing short of livid. "Yes, you stupid prat! And you go assuming I'm trying to kill you!"
"B-but Draco-"
"Don't say anything, Harry! It was a stupid idea anyway." Draco cut in, looking for his wand to rescue the boat.
"How about if I just say, 'yes'?"
"Depends. Who's bride? And who gets to be the Groom?" Draco replied. Harry splashed water at him playfully as the swam near each other to embrace.
"Yes, it would be very embarrassing seeing you in a dress," Harry replied.
"Harry, I have absolutely no intention of embarrassing myself. Now you, on the other hand."
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Blotched Job I
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"Draco, what are we doing out here?" Harry asked.
"Just, you know, hanging out." Draco replied as he tried to open a champagne bottle.
"We're in a rowboat, with wine and a picnic in the middle of a lake. are you up to something?" Harry asked.
The cork burst from the champagne bottle and Draco filled the glasses. "What makes you think I'm up to something?" he asked. He looked nervous. "Now, there are sandwiches here. I know you like egg and lettuce so I brought some of those," Draco babbled.
"As apposed to the Vegemite, tomato sauce, ham and sausage sandwiches you like?" Harry asked.
"Hey, I was born with refined taste," he chortled. "I can't help it!"
Harry took a bite of his sandwich. Draco watched nervously. Was Draco trying to kill him or something. Whilst considering the dastardly plot that his boyfriend, Draco, might have up his sleeve, he conveniently forgot to chew.
Suddenly, something was lodged in his throat. He tried to suck in air, but couldn't. Draco, you bastard! You did this! Harry thought to himself.
He knew his face was turning red, he could feel the heat rising to his head. Draco looked concerned.
"Harry, are you alright?" he asked. Then on second thought, "Oh Merlin! You're choking!"
He bounced up and grabbed Harry by the waist, completely forgetting his wand. The movement of the boat caused the whole thing to tip over, throwing Harry and Draco into the water.
While trying to keep Harry up, Draco was also performing the Heimlich manoeuvre. Harry spat out whatever it was he had been choking on and thrashed in the water.
Draco scooped up whatever it was and fought Harry who was trying to get away from him.
"Murder! Murder!" Harry tried to scream as water was rushing into his mouth.
"Harry! Stop! I wasn't trying to murder you!" Draco yelled in outrage.
"Then why did you put something in my sandwich! I thought we were over that trying to kill each other stage! I thought you loved me!" Harry screamed, splashing water as he enunciated words.
"I'm not trying to kill you! I'm trying to marry you for Merlin's sake!" Draco replied savagely, thrusting the ring in front of Harry's face. "I asked the house-elf to put it in the wine, they must have screwed it up."
Harry stared in mute disbelief. "Y-you want to marry me?" he asked.
Draco looked nothing short of livid. "Yes, you stupid prat! And you go assuming I'm trying to kill you!"
"B-but Draco-"
"Don't say anything, Harry! It was a stupid idea anyway." Draco cut in, looking for his wand to rescue the boat.
"How about if I just say, 'yes'?"
"Depends. Who's bride? And who gets to be the Groom?" Draco replied. Harry splashed water at him playfully as the swam near each other to embrace.
"Yes, it would be very embarrassing seeing you in a dress," Harry replied.
"Harry, I have absolutely no intention of embarrassing myself. Now you, on the other hand."
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