Disclaimer: Remember I do not own guilty gear at all. Just play it too much.
Hello! This is my first fan fiction ever! Well, ever on the net any way. But luckily, my legion of ninja cats can take real good dictation. * 100 cats at 100 typewriters typing * So, I really do no work HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Plot Hole, What are you hiding?
Plot Hole: ME? Nothing, nothing at all
Hokimura: I know you do now give it!!
Plot Hole: it's not for you any way. * Sing song * Ohhh Cats!! Take a look at this!! * Displays catnip *
Hokimura: Catnip? Uh Oh…
* RUMBLE * Cat Stampede!! AHHHH!!!!!! * Cats chase after Plot Hole * MY CATS!! PLOT HOLE!!!!!!
PH: Chase me, Chase me Tra La La La La. * PH Leaves running from cats *
……….
Hokimura: ToT now whose going to write this!?! * Sigh * Hey one wrote something. "It was the best of times, you will be hit by dog with an aardvark o.O? Just read.
Begin!
The scene starts in Jam's restaurant, which is empty due to poor planning (A/N: I never saw her ending so…) Except for a few people.
Anji-moto and Baiken sitting at one table and Baiken is PO'd like normal. The only other table full has Milla and Venom enjoying a cup of coffee. Jam walks in carrying two bowls of ??
Jam: Here's your house surprise! Enjoy! * Plops on to the table *
Baiken: 'bout time! * Tastes food * hey, this @#$! Is cold!
Jam: * glares * its gazpacho, it's SUPPOSED to be cold!!!
Baiken: * grunts * still cold soup.
* Jam sighs and tries to take bowl *
* Baiken growls *
Baiken: I didn't say take it back * hoards bowl *
Anji: any new business?
* Tumbleweed rolls by *
Jam: Of course! Look, now 2 tables are full. AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Anji: ……
Jam: * stands on table * I have a plan!
Anji: Other than beating up customers?
Jam: ummm… Now I have another plan!
* Passes out flyers *
Jam: BOB! You put out those flyers right?
* From kitchen * Yeah!
Jam: With this plan I will have 4 tables full. ELOL (A/N: elol-evil lol)
Anji: ……
Baiken: * mumbles * freak
Milla and venom on the other table look up.
Venom: It says a beauty contest; I'll bet you'd win.
Milla: of course
* Jam get off the table * uhh…
Anji: maybe Baiken could enter * ducks sword *
* May enters with Johnny *
May: I wanna try so I can prove myself to you
Jam: excuse me…
Johnny: but, … fine you can do it.
* Testament and Dizzy walk in *
Testament: The only one who will win is...
Dizzy: you better say me
Zion: * mocking * you better say me
Angel: don't be vain
Jam: GUYS!!!!!!! It's a men's contest!!
* Silence, a dish breaks in the kitchen *
Girls: MEN'S???????
Guys: BEAUTY CONTEST?!?!?!?!?
Jam: Heh, heh this will work! * Triumphant pose*
All: ………
* Tumbleweed rolls by *
Thanks for reading chapter 1, Coming soon is part 2, the contest, who will win, who will lose and will Jam get more business stay tuned to "AS THE GEAR TURNS"
WTF is that?? It's coming this way!!!! * Arfaga* * Arfaga * * POW * * Arfaga * oww….
I was just ran over by a dog with an odd bark. Wait a minute. Aww man…
END
Hello! This is my first fan fiction ever! Well, ever on the net any way. But luckily, my legion of ninja cats can take real good dictation. * 100 cats at 100 typewriters typing * So, I really do no work HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Plot Hole, What are you hiding?
Plot Hole: ME? Nothing, nothing at all
Hokimura: I know you do now give it!!
Plot Hole: it's not for you any way. * Sing song * Ohhh Cats!! Take a look at this!! * Displays catnip *
Hokimura: Catnip? Uh Oh…
* RUMBLE * Cat Stampede!! AHHHH!!!!!! * Cats chase after Plot Hole * MY CATS!! PLOT HOLE!!!!!!
PH: Chase me, Chase me Tra La La La La. * PH Leaves running from cats *
……….
Hokimura: ToT now whose going to write this!?! * Sigh * Hey one wrote something. "It was the best of times, you will be hit by dog with an aardvark o.O? Just read.
Begin!
The scene starts in Jam's restaurant, which is empty due to poor planning (A/N: I never saw her ending so…) Except for a few people.
Anji-moto and Baiken sitting at one table and Baiken is PO'd like normal. The only other table full has Milla and Venom enjoying a cup of coffee. Jam walks in carrying two bowls of ??
Jam: Here's your house surprise! Enjoy! * Plops on to the table *
Baiken: 'bout time! * Tastes food * hey, this @#$! Is cold!
Jam: * glares * its gazpacho, it's SUPPOSED to be cold!!!
Baiken: * grunts * still cold soup.
* Jam sighs and tries to take bowl *
* Baiken growls *
Baiken: I didn't say take it back * hoards bowl *
Anji: any new business?
* Tumbleweed rolls by *
Jam: Of course! Look, now 2 tables are full. AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Anji: ……
Jam: * stands on table * I have a plan!
Anji: Other than beating up customers?
Jam: ummm… Now I have another plan!
* Passes out flyers *
Jam: BOB! You put out those flyers right?
* From kitchen * Yeah!
Jam: With this plan I will have 4 tables full. ELOL (A/N: elol-evil lol)
Anji: ……
Baiken: * mumbles * freak
Milla and venom on the other table look up.
Venom: It says a beauty contest; I'll bet you'd win.
Milla: of course
* Jam get off the table * uhh…
Anji: maybe Baiken could enter * ducks sword *
* May enters with Johnny *
May: I wanna try so I can prove myself to you
Jam: excuse me…
Johnny: but, … fine you can do it.
* Testament and Dizzy walk in *
Testament: The only one who will win is...
Dizzy: you better say me
Zion: * mocking * you better say me
Angel: don't be vain
Jam: GUYS!!!!!!! It's a men's contest!!
* Silence, a dish breaks in the kitchen *
Girls: MEN'S???????
Guys: BEAUTY CONTEST?!?!?!?!?
Jam: Heh, heh this will work! * Triumphant pose*
All: ………
* Tumbleweed rolls by *
Thanks for reading chapter 1, Coming soon is part 2, the contest, who will win, who will lose and will Jam get more business stay tuned to "AS THE GEAR TURNS"
WTF is that?? It's coming this way!!!! * Arfaga* * Arfaga * * POW * * Arfaga * oww….
I was just ran over by a dog with an odd bark. Wait a minute. Aww man…
END