Ramblings between Author and Neptune. Inspired by Saber Knight and the story they wrote with Nepgear xD
"Zzzzz"
Neptune slept on a sunbed as the Sun gently warmed her body. She was enjoying her time off. She had taken the latest 'Nep-express' to Celestia and fallen asleep almost immediately.
"Zzzzzzz"
Unfortunately, not everything goes according to sleepy rules. Neptune...Get up?
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Neptune? Ummm, Hello?
"ZZZZZZZZ"
Okay...I think I'm being ignored here. And I'm the AUTHOR!
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
Honestly...You'd have thought something like pu-...Wait...I'll try that...Say, Neptune?
"ZZZ"
...Pudding...
"!" Neptune rolled over in her sunbed and stared at the sky.
"Muegh...Did you have to wake me up? I was having a good dream..."
About your friends?
"Mmmmm, no-" Neptune yawned.
Okay... About... How to be a better CPU?
"HEY! No!"
Alright, alright. I'm sorry... How about...What Nepgear would look like in a wedding dress?
"NO! That's not right! Not even you have a right to be thinking that way!" Neptune puffed her cheeks out with a red face.
So... What then?
Neptune put a finger to her lip. "Hmmm...I..."
You?
"I forgot."
GAH! Neptune! This is IMPORTANT! You could have a premonition and you wouldn't be none-the-wiser!
"Yes I would be."
How'd you work that out?
"Because I'm the Protagonist!"
Brotagonist more like...
Neptune yawned again. Seriously...Stop yawning at me -.-
"It's not my fault. You're boring me."
Gee...Thanks.
"Can I go back to sleep now?"
Alright. Just remember to get some food in you before going back to Planeptune, okay?
"'Kay~" Neptune yawned at me...Again.
And that my friends, is a small communication between me and the CPU of Pl-
"ZZZZZZ"
-aneptune...Neptune...Did you want to say anything?
"Pudding...Mmmmm...zzzzzzzz..."
Seriously -.- Eating while sleeping...How does she do it...
(Sigh.) Neptune, Neptune, Neptune...
Whatever will we do with you?
"Use the powers of being an Author and get the wind to relax me... zzzzzz...I'm a little hot here...zzzzzzz...and I don't wanna wake up..."
Alright-Wait, how did...
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
...Nevermind.
The End.