Note: This is not like Jon at all, so ignore that. It's meant to be funny, so LAUGH.

Chapter 1

King Jonathan sat on a chair in a big pink room, stroking his pet duck. Ducks were his favourite animals, next to llamas. He had lots of llamas in the gardens. They were all bright pink. Suddenly, Jon began to sing…

"Old McJonald had a farm, ei ei o… and on that farm he had a duck, ei ei o…"

He forgot the next line and stopped singing, and instead threw the duck in the air. It quacked loudly in sheer terror, and Jon caught it on his head. The duck quacked and waddled onto his shoulder.

"Time to see the llamas, Duckie!" she shouted, and skipped down the stairs.

Okay, sorry, very short, but I have to go to school. Next chapter up soon. What do you think?