SWA Chat House Chapter 1
By: winky golden
Disclaimer: I do not own Gensomaden Saiyuki and any anime, games and movie
characters involve in this fic.
*...* Actions, feeling, anything besides dialogue
It was a normal little house with all the basic facilities any house should have. The Saiyuki characters were helping out to move the boxes of useless and useful things (actually I do not know what it is). They are not gonna live or stay in this little house. Someone else has other plan for the house. After three hours of hard work, everything is in place. And, I hop in.
Winky(That's me): HELLO everyone ^_^ ! How's everything going?
Receive lots of stares and then, Hakkai: Hello. Ehh, who are you?
Winky: Oh dear ~, you guys are gonna take care of this place and you don't know me! * Everyone shakes their heads *
Winky: O ~ K ~. I am the owner and the creator of this house. My name is Winky. Just call me Winky and skip the entire intro 'cause I know you all. * Smile *
Silence: . . .
Gojyo is the first to break the silence. Gojyo: You! A 15-year-old girl is the owner of this stupid chat house. You gotta be joking.
Winky: No, too bad it's not a joke and it's not stupid (actually I agree in the dark). I'm here to check out the house and explain the house's visitor regulation.
Gojyo: I'm not interested in immature girls.
Winky * face red, exploded and out of nowhere, a sledgehammer appear in my hands and started chasing Gojyo *
Gojyo: AHH! Sorry! I'm SORRY!
Goku: HAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA! ! * Face red and tears flowing *
Everyone else beside me, Gojyo, Goku sweatdropped.
Winky * stop chasing and straighten myself *: Ahem. First, this house will be called "SWA Chat House".
Ririn raised her hands, jumping up and down uncontrollable like a pre- school kid.
Winky: What?
Ririn: What is "SWA"?
Winky: I was going into that. It's a short form of "Saiyuki-Welcome-All".
Everybody except me: WHAT! ?
Winky: Yes * Irritated * Saiyuki-Welcome-All Chat House. SWA Chat House. Basically, we welcome any anime, games and movie characters. That's our first rule. The good guys, the bad guys and the extra ones. Its also admin free.
Goku: Extra one -_-?
Winky: That's right. Extra one refers to characters that only appear once in the animations or the useless, sore losers. Even though I have not thought of one such character yet. * Sorry *
Sanzo: What about admin free?
Winky: If not arranged like that, they won't come
Hakkai: That's reasonable.
Winky: OK! Second rule, no fighting since the good and the bad are gathering together.
Dokugakuji: We are gonna miss out lots of actions.
Yaone: Dokugakuji! I never knew you are so violent.
Dokugakuji: I'm referring to actions.
Kougaiji: Yaone, you over-reacted.
Yaone: Sorry, Kougaiji-sama.
Ririn: I agree with Dokugakuji.
Goku: Me too, me too.
Winky: Hey, I can't afford the damage cost, ok?
Goku: Use Sanzo's credit card.
Sanzo: No way, They have suspended the card so it's kinda useless.
Goku and Gojyo: What! ? What about -
Before they could make anymore noise, Sanzo quiet them with his invincible paper fan.
Winky: ^_^;; For Rule 3, pets are allow.
Ririn: Yay ^v^
Winky: And for the very last rule, make yourselves at home.
Everyone is loafing around. Winky: I'm referring to the visitors O
Winky: Any questions? ^_^
Silence: . . .
Winky: OK, I'll take that as no. Oh yes, before I forget, there is a notice board in the house. It's for readers who review. Pls read and review, even though the house has not started yet. Next chap, I promise the first group of characters will be here and I will try to update as soon as possible. Thanks!
Add on: I know it's not funny at all. This is my first humor fic so I'll try my very best to make it funny. Actually, I'm not really familiar with Saiyuki this manga. I read the book and watch its anime but not the complete set. So it's like half half only. I will also appreciate the comments by readers so pls r&r. Thanks.
Note: The Silence in the story becomes part of this fic. All it does is " . . ." Hehe.
*...* Actions, feeling, anything besides dialogue
It was a normal little house with all the basic facilities any house should have. The Saiyuki characters were helping out to move the boxes of useless and useful things (actually I do not know what it is). They are not gonna live or stay in this little house. Someone else has other plan for the house. After three hours of hard work, everything is in place. And, I hop in.
Winky(That's me): HELLO everyone ^_^ ! How's everything going?
Receive lots of stares and then, Hakkai: Hello. Ehh, who are you?
Winky: Oh dear ~, you guys are gonna take care of this place and you don't know me! * Everyone shakes their heads *
Winky: O ~ K ~. I am the owner and the creator of this house. My name is Winky. Just call me Winky and skip the entire intro 'cause I know you all. * Smile *
Silence: . . .
Gojyo is the first to break the silence. Gojyo: You! A 15-year-old girl is the owner of this stupid chat house. You gotta be joking.
Winky: No, too bad it's not a joke and it's not stupid (actually I agree in the dark). I'm here to check out the house and explain the house's visitor regulation.
Gojyo: I'm not interested in immature girls.
Winky * face red, exploded and out of nowhere, a sledgehammer appear in my hands and started chasing Gojyo *
Gojyo: AHH! Sorry! I'm SORRY!
Goku: HAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA! ! * Face red and tears flowing *
Everyone else beside me, Gojyo, Goku sweatdropped.
Winky * stop chasing and straighten myself *: Ahem. First, this house will be called "SWA Chat House".
Ririn raised her hands, jumping up and down uncontrollable like a pre- school kid.
Winky: What?
Ririn: What is "SWA"?
Winky: I was going into that. It's a short form of "Saiyuki-Welcome-All".
Everybody except me: WHAT! ?
Winky: Yes * Irritated * Saiyuki-Welcome-All Chat House. SWA Chat House. Basically, we welcome any anime, games and movie characters. That's our first rule. The good guys, the bad guys and the extra ones. Its also admin free.
Goku: Extra one -_-?
Winky: That's right. Extra one refers to characters that only appear once in the animations or the useless, sore losers. Even though I have not thought of one such character yet. * Sorry *
Sanzo: What about admin free?
Winky: If not arranged like that, they won't come
Hakkai: That's reasonable.
Winky: OK! Second rule, no fighting since the good and the bad are gathering together.
Dokugakuji: We are gonna miss out lots of actions.
Yaone: Dokugakuji! I never knew you are so violent.
Dokugakuji: I'm referring to actions.
Kougaiji: Yaone, you over-reacted.
Yaone: Sorry, Kougaiji-sama.
Ririn: I agree with Dokugakuji.
Goku: Me too, me too.
Winky: Hey, I can't afford the damage cost, ok?
Goku: Use Sanzo's credit card.
Sanzo: No way, They have suspended the card so it's kinda useless.
Goku and Gojyo: What! ? What about -
Before they could make anymore noise, Sanzo quiet them with his invincible paper fan.
Winky: ^_^;; For Rule 3, pets are allow.
Ririn: Yay ^v^
Winky: And for the very last rule, make yourselves at home.
Everyone is loafing around. Winky: I'm referring to the visitors O
Winky: Any questions? ^_^
Silence: . . .
Winky: OK, I'll take that as no. Oh yes, before I forget, there is a notice board in the house. It's for readers who review. Pls read and review, even though the house has not started yet. Next chap, I promise the first group of characters will be here and I will try to update as soon as possible. Thanks!
Add on: I know it's not funny at all. This is my first humor fic so I'll try my very best to make it funny. Actually, I'm not really familiar with Saiyuki this manga. I read the book and watch its anime but not the complete set. So it's like half half only. I will also appreciate the comments by readers so pls r&r. Thanks.
Note: The Silence in the story becomes part of this fic. All it does is " . . ." Hehe.