(normal POV)
Naruto woke up and realized he was a shinobi. She got up out of bed ready for the day… and promptly tripped on some shirt lying on the ground. After that she got up had her instant cup of ramen in and set out for. Right before she left her apartment she activated her henge and became goofy, clumsy male Naruto instead of goofy, clumsy female Naruto.
He hurried to the academy to begin HIS training. Once he entered he immediately sat next to Uchiha, Sasuke ready to start her normal procedures. Once Sakura had entered the class he immediately started his act and started to drool over her. Sakura promptly shoved him out of the way to sit next to her Sasuke. Going along with his ruse, Naruto immediately crouched in front of Sasuke glaring at him. Sasuke taking it as a challenge glared back. Soon there were only inches a part and both were throwing off sparks.
Watching in interest Shikamaru gestured towards Kiba and whispered something in his ear. Kiba glanced at Shikamaru. Even though he was excited by the idea he had to ask Shikamaru, "Why don't you?" "Its too troublesome."
Kiba made his way towards the desk in front of the glaring duo. He carefully positioned himself and gave a small to send them toppling into each other. As soon as Naruto felt that nudge she tried as hard as she could to miss. Sasuke knew something when he saw Naruto's eye widen. But before either could react Naruto's lips had covered the rest of the area between them. The one thought that kept circling Naruto's head was, "Oh shit."