Important Author's Note: I don't own High School Musical; any changes that I made are not actual events in the movie: I just took a few liberties and looked too deep into little things. Also: I'm NOT a racist person; any comments that you might find offensive are not coming from a racist person neither are they something I believe in. I'm sorry if you are offended by anything I might say.
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High School Musical -The Parody
Black Screen
Yet Another Disney Channel Original Movie
--- High School Musical---
It's New Years Eve and rapidly approaching midnight. We see a ski lodge and many merry snowboarders. People seem to be having a good time celebrating the approaching New Year.
A woman in an un-flattering sparkly green shirt and black skirt passes an almost empty recreation room. She stops and gives a sigh as she recognizes the only two inhabitants.
"Woo! Keep working left Troy!" says a middle-aged man. His shirt is soaked with sweat. It's kind of gross. "You'll torch 'em!"
"Am I going left?" Asks the boy. He's kind of cross-eyed, with wack eyebrows. His hair is wet from many hours of practice.
"Yeah!" Responds his lizard-faced father,
"Ok, like this?" Troy grabs the ball and goes right.
"……We'll work on that." The dad says, catching the ball.
"Boys?" The woman says. The 'boys' stop and stare at the woman. "Did we really fly all this way to play more basketball?"
"Ummm… who are you?" asks Troy.
"I'm your mother who has four lines in the whole movie and seemingly shows no support for my son by not going to his games."
"Oh. Cool. All right. Well, yeah, we flew all this way to play more basketball."
"Come on. It's the last night of vacation. The party, remember?"
"Right. The party. New Year's Eve." says lizard-man.
"Yeah. Troy. Kids Party. You. Go."
"Kids Party?"
"Don't you sass at me young man."
"Aight." Troy grabs the ball and makes a final shot, going right again.
We're down at the kid's party now. Troy enters looking suave and showered in a nice shirt and coat. He passes the kids doing shots and makes his way over to the keg.
"All right! How's that for a couple of snowboarders?" says a D.J.-kind of man. Apparently they're doing karaoke. "Who's gonna rock the house next?" The spotlights turn to seek-and-destroy mode, as they scan the group of teens. They fall on Troy just before he can get a drink. The crowd cheers and lifts Troy up, carrying him mosh-style. They dump him on the stage.
"Hey, you know what? Someday you guys might thank me for this. Or not." Says the D.J. man. Troy gives him a look as he leaves he turns to look at his singing companion.
"Woah wait. Who the heck are you?"
"I'm Gabriella. Duh."
"No you're not! You're Hilary Duff!"
"Yeah. Everyone knows that if I were still with Disney, I'd be Gabriella."
"…Ok…" Troy and Hilary, excuse me, 'Gabriella' look around nervously as music begins to play.
"Living in my own world
Didn't understand
That anything can happen
When you take a chance"
"I never belieeeeeeeeved innnn. What I couldn't seeeee-ooah wooah."
Ok, no. Please. I'm begging you." Troy whined. "Pick someone else!" 'Gabriella'
Gives him an evil gland flips her blonde hair. D.J. man cuts the music and goes and grabs some Puerto Rican looking girl and brings her up.
"Hey, you know what? Someday you guys might thank me for this. Or not." Troy rolls his eyes as the music starts up again.
"Living in my own world
Didn't understand
That anything can happen
When you take a chance"
Troy decides this is not worth his time, and the keg was calling. He turned to leave just as the new girl began to sing.
"I never believed in
What I couldn't see"
Troy stops. He turns and checks her out. She doesn't look too bad, and since it was the last night of vacationm, why not have a little fun.
I never opened my heart
To all the possibilities
I know that something has changed
Never felt this way
And right here tonight
This could be the start
Of something new
It feels so right
To be here with you
And now looking in your eyes
I feel in my heart
The start of something new
Now who'd of ever thought that
We'd both be here tonight
And the world looks so much brighter
With you by my side
I know that something has changed
Never felt this way
I know it for real
This could be the start
Of something new
It feels so right
To be here with you
And now looking in your eyes
I feel in my heart
The start of something new
I never knew that it could happen
Till it happened to me
I didn't know it before
But now it's easy to see
It's a start
Of something new
It feels so right
To be here with you
And now looking in your eyes
I feel in my heart
That it's the start
Of something new
It feels so right
To be here with you
And now looking in your eyes
I feel in my heart
The start of something new
Start of something new.
They finish to a tremendous applause, even though Troy technically isn't singing and their voices clash most of the time.
"Me Tarzan. You Jane." Troy pounds his fist against his chest intimidatingly.
"Huh?"
"Troy."
"Oh. Gabriella." They shake hands politely then head out to enjoy the night sky.
They discuss things like politics, global warming, the destruction of the environment; you kno0w, important stuff.
"So, do you sing often?"
"Nn… just church choir. You?"
"No… just in the shower." The both laugh like it was the funniest joke of the century.
"10,9,8,7,6,5,6,5,3,2,1!" The crowd behind them cheers on the New Year.
"Well…" Troy says giving Gabriella a coy smile. "I don't know your last name, and you don't know mine…how about a one night stand?" Gabriella smiles.
Troy wakes up in his room all alone the next morning. The only thing he has to remind him of Gabriella is the picture she snapped of herself with his cell phone, adding her number to his contacts list.
"Gabriella…" Troy gets up to pack. He makes sure to find and thank the D.J. man before they leave.
Whee. Parodies are way fun to write. For future referance: PR means Puerto Rican (like in West Side Story they're called the PR's). Also: Gabriella will probably switch from being PR toMexican occasionally: just go with it.
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