I am back! You just can't get rid of me. This story will envolve multiple plays all in one story so I assume it will be long. If there's a play you want, feel free to request it in a review.

Once again, thanks to RAWN for being my beta, and I don't own Sonic.

'So it has been awhile since we last finished up the classic story of Snow White,' I said grandly.

"Completely butchered it too," Shadow added with a small smirk on his face.

I glared at him.

'Yes, it may not have been traditional, but it was still so good that the guys have agreed to do even more plays with me!'

"We did not!" Knuckles protested. "First you kidnapped us, and now we can't leave this stupid place because Amy is after us!"

I fixed my glare on the red echidna.

'First of all, I did not kidnap you. I merely held you here against your will after taking you without your permission. Second this is Texas. And thirdly, you can leave any time I want.'

Tails gave me a confused look.

"That's the definition of kidnap," he said.

"That's the definition of crazy," Rouge muttered.

'Anyway!' I shouted becoming annoyed with all of the interruptions. 'The guys will perform even more plays for the enjoyment of others!'

"You mean you," Sonic stated, a deadpan expression on his face. "I can't think of anyone else in their right mind enjoying this, not unless they're crazy."

I shrugged.

'That's the internet for you.'

"What play are we going to be doing anyway?" Knuckles asked giving me a wary look.

I pondered that for a brief moment.

'I guess we could do anything,' I said with a shrug.

"Can we leave?" Espio asked hopefully.

I gave him a small, sympathetic smile, and reached out to place a hand on his shoulder as one does to comfort someone.

'No,' I said my tone only somewhat mean.

"How about we do a play where a group of people are captured by a crazy girl, and they all band together to escape and in the end they all become friends or some other movie cliché like that?" Vector suggested trying to keep his voice nonchalant.

I gave him a strange look.

'That plot wouldn't make any sense! Where would you even come up with something so ridiculous?' I asked in honest confusion.

The group gave an exasperated sigh.

"I can't imagine," Shadow said sarcastically, rolling his red eyes in annoyance.

I missed the sarcasm completely and continued my brainstorming.

'We could do anything. We could do Little Red Riding Hood, Hamlet, Spamalot...' I began to list off a number of plays we could do.

Charmy interrupted my rambling by flying right into my face.

"If we must do more plays, can I at least not be duct taped? I hate being duct taped. Nobody even understood when I told you that epic story of where I was that one chapter, which I will tell you now if you don't mute me!"

I stared at him for a moment, my eyes tearing down into his soul.

'Oh sweetie, if you really wanted to keep talking, you should have kept your mouth shut.'

*5 minutes later*

Charmy went to sit in a corner, his arms crossed and his mouth, once again, duct taped.

"I kind of wanted to hear his epic saga," Tails said wistfully, staring at the bee as he sat brooding.

"Did you really have to duct tape the kid?" Sonic asked. "Your reasoning was kind of an oxymoron."

I stared at him blankly.

'First off, who are you calling a moron? Second, the whole duct tape thing can be his catch. You know like Kristen Stewart being pale and kind of creepy.'

They stared at me.

"That was mean," Rouge said simply.

'No one asked you,' I snapped.

"No one asked you to drop that random pop culture reference/celebrity bash," Rouge retorted placing her hands on her hips.

'I thought it might be funny,' I said with a small shrug. I turned my attention back to the small group. 'Well I think this was enough of an introductory chapter...'

"You mean filler chapter," Sonic corrected.

I glared at him.

'Whatever, now that that's over with, we can begin with the fun!'

The rest of the guys groaned.