Disclaimer: I don't own any anime, music star (I wish), TV star, or abc news so don't sue me.
THE KILLER BLENDER, CHIPMUNK, PENCIEL, PAPER, BUILDING, TIRE, BAG, CLOCK,CHALK, BOARD. DOOR, ETC…
Duo walked into the living room of the house he and the other pilots were sharing, and turned on the TV. "ugh the news" he was about to change the channel to gay porn, which he was able to get due to the cable box he stole from the homeless man up the street, but what he heard stopped him. He sat down on the couch and glued his eyes to the TV. The woman on the news said "late last night, a man had been brutally murdered, his face was chopped up, fingers were missing, and he had his dick up his ass…..what?……oh sorry folks, the man was not found with his dick up his ass, one of our reporters did it as a joke and took pictures, they can be viewed on our website www.abcnews.com, and now we'll go to Tom who has more on this devastating story, Tom…" [camera goes to Tom] "thanks Tracy, we're not sure how the man was killed, it looks as though he was attacked by Edward scissor hands, police did say that they found a blood covered blender beside the man, now how a blender could do this to someone is beyond me." [camera goes back to Tracy] "Thanks Tom, we'll have more on this story at eleven. Now in other news, a cat was devoured by a chipmunk earlier this morning, the owner says it was the devil, others say he's the devil, what do you think? Log on and tell us."
Duo turns off the TV and runs upstairs to tell Heero, who, of course, doesn't give a fuck, and tells Duo to fuck off. So Duo goes downstairs to try and find Quatre 'at least he'll listen to me' he thought as he opened the kitchen door. When he walked in he heard Quatre turn on the blender. He panicked when he saw Quatre in front of it, and pushed him to the floor, he landed on his ass yelling at Duo, who was now beating the shit out of the blender, and yelling at it not to hurt people. I guess that wasn't enough because he pulled his gun and shot until he heard clicking, signaling he was out of rounds.
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Ok that sucked, but for once I actually like one of the stories I'm writing so weather you guys like it or not I'll still write it, of course I want reviews still though, and I know its at a bad stopping point but for 1 I'm tired as hell, 2 I'm writing this during study hall so what ever I get done there goes here when I get home, some will be long some will be short like this one, and 3 I have to go to bed so I can think up some ways to kill people and figure out who I'm going to kill so bu bye