DISCLAMER: I do not own anything... besides my glass of ice tea...

(A/N: first iCarly fic... tell me how I did)

"Freddie, what would you do if I kissed you right now?" Sam asked when Carly went downstairs to get a snack.

"I would think it was a prank."

"Why?"

"Cause... you are... well, you."

"Oh... What if I told you that it wasn't a prank? Then what would you do?"

"I would be extremely confused... um... what would you do if I kissed you?"

Sam mummbled something in reply, but it was so quiet Freddie had no clue what she said.

"What was that?" Freddie asked.

"I would kiss you back..." Sam mummbled again.

"Um... you need to talk louder. I still have no clue what you're saying." Freddie was seriously confused at this point. First off, why was Sam asking about kissing him and secondly, why was she avoiding the same question. It made no sense to the boy. (A/N: but what really ever makes sense to boys? lol. im just kidding to all the boys out there!!!)

"I said, I would punch you in the face, now leave me alone, FredDORK!" Sam yelled as she ran down the stairs of Carlys appartment.

Soon after the confusing deplay Sam created Carly came up the stairs wondering why Sam had left in such a hurry.

"What happened up here while I was gone?" She asked confused.

"I don't even know. She asks me what I would do if she kissed me and then I ask her the same question and she freaks out and tells me she would punch me! She's NUTS!"

"Oh... you need to go talk to Sam..."

"Why? I didn't do anything! I don't know why she is acting like a complete wacko!"

"Listen, Freddie, Sam likes you. She has for a while and I know you like her. I don't know what you said that caused her to get upset, but you need to fix it. And maybe after your little talk you can finally stop acting like little kids and either get over your little crushes or go out. I sick of both of you. You are always trying to make her jealous and she is always trying to piss you off! Now, GO!"

Freddie, realizing that Carly wasn't kidding (and that she was right about both of them acting like little kids), went to go look for Sam.

"There you are." Freddie sadi after finding Sam at the park.

"What do you want, Dork?"

"I just want to talk to you. Look, Carly pointed a few things out to me after you left and I realized she's right."

"Of couse she's right, you little love muffin can never be wrong!"

"Sam, will you just listen to me?!"

"I'm leaving."

Sam turns to leave, but Freddie grabs onto her wrist and pulls her towards him. Freddie could only think of one way to let Sam know how he really felt and he kissed her. It was the best moment of his life and even if Carly was wrong and Sam didn't like him back, at least the truth was out there.

"You just kissed me?"

"So, you lied to me." Freddie stated matter-of-factly.

"What," Sam was completely confused, "how did I lie to you?"

"You told me that if I kissed you, you would punch me. You haven't punched me."

With that Sam puncked him right in the shoulder, "Well, I did say I would punch you... but I also said that I would kiss you back."

And she kissed him.

THE END!

Wow... that was lame... lol. But I had to write it... the thing just wouldn't leave my head! So, you can review, flame, tell me I should never write again... I don't care. I mean... this one really did suck... lol. :P