Chapter 1:
It was about 9 AM at the Central Park Zoo. The Zoo was closed, so there wasn't any people there. Maurice was standing near the throne in the Lemur Habitat thinking about stuff when Raymond walked up to him.
"Hey Maurice," Raymond said, "I need someone to talk to."
"Why?" Maurice asked Julien's bodyguard.
"Erik and Kelsi went to Coney Island for the week, the Penguins are on some mission to get fish or something, Tanya went with King Julien for his walk-about of the zoo, and Kyle is in one of his 'moods' again." Raymond answered.
"Moods?" Maurice asked.
"Yeah, moods," The Muscular Lemur said, "you see, when something goes wrong in his habitat, he throws everyone out for 3 hours." Maurice looked at Raymond strangely.
"I could pull up a flashback if you want." Raymond said.
The day before, Raymond walked to the Wolf Habitat for something. When he walked in, he saw Kyle in the middle of the room with a mad face starring at a pile of smoking rubble.
"Uhhhh….Kyle?" Raymond said a little confused.
"Get out." Kyle said bluntly. Then Raymond walked out and saw Naomi sitting outside the habitat.
"One of those moods." Naomi said to Raymond.
Maurice looked at Raymond even stranger now. "It's weird. I know." Raymond said.
"How did you pull out a flashback?" Maurice said.
"Darla taught me how." Raymond said.
"Oh…okay then." Maurice said.
"By the way," Raymond asked, "how are things with Darla.
"Oh! It's Great. She's the greatest girl I've ever dated." Maurice said happily.
"Did you tell Julien by the way?"
"Not yet."
"Why? What would he do?"
"Julien hates Darla ever since he stole his groove," Maurice began, "Yeah she gave it back, but the only problem is that he still doesn't forgive her for that."
"Wow," Raymond said, "It's not healthy to hold a grudge."
"Tell me about it." Maurice said. Then all of a sudden, Julien and Tanya over the wall and landed into the Lemur habitat. "I'm back!" King Julien shouted.
"Hey King Julien," Raymond said, "How was the Walk-about?"
"IT was great," King Julien said, "I saw many things which I've never seen before. I even got a cake from the Baboons. MORT!" Then Raymond looked where Julien came from and saw Mort jump over the wall into the Lemur habitat holding a big cake. "I liiiike Cake." Mort said.
Then Raymond grabbed the cake and placed it on the ground. "It looks yummy!" Julien said.
"Ummmm…you majesty," Maurice said, "I think this cake was meant for me."
"Nonsense Maurice," Julien said, "You are not the King. And the King get's all cakes."
"But Julien…" Tanya said, "I think this cake was for Maurice. Remember? We were walking…"
Then Raymond interrupted her, "Tanya, let me handle this with a flashback…"
King Julien, Mort, and Tanya were walking by the Baboon habitat, when Darla and the other baboons jumped on the wall. "Hello King Julien." Darla said.
"What is it that you want Darla?" Julien said.
"I need you to deliver this cake to Maurice for me. That shouldn't be too hard for you." Darla said handing the Lemurs a cake.
"Why Maurice?" Julien asked.
"Well…" Darla said, "He's the only nice and smart Lemur out of y'all. That's why. And we want to thank him for that."
"The King doesn't bring things for other people. Mort, get the cake." Julien ordered.
"Okay!" Mort said happily. Tanya watched Mort carry the cake that was ten times bigger then Mort.
"Well," Tanya said, "let's get this cake back to Maurice then." Then, the Lemurs walked away from the Baboon habitat and towards the Lemur habitat.
"How do we know that he's not gonna eat that Cake Darla?" one of the baboons said.
"He won't," Darla said, "He's gonna eat it. Which is why I added something a little extra to it."
Raymond and Tanya were the only ones who actually watched the Flashback. Julien was starring at the cake.
"Julien, WAIT!" Raymond and Tanya said at the same time.
But before Julien could hear them, he poked the cake with a fork and the cake exploded on him with cake and blue dye flying everywhere. Julien was completely blue, Tanya was only partially blue, and Raymond's left arm and left leg were blue. Mort and Maurice hid behind a rock, so they didn't turn blue. Julien then started freaking out, and screamed really loud.
"Julien…" Raymond said, but Julien didn't hear him form his screaming.
"JULIEN!" Tanya yelled, which made King Julien shut up.
"I'M BLUE! What am I going to do?" King Julien said.
"Didn't you pay attention to the Flashback," Raymond said, "She put something in that cake. But we didn't know it was a blue dye pack with a I.E.D charge in it."
"I am very ANGRY!" Julien shouted. "I shall now decree a law. Whoever shall be around that inferior Baboon shall be banished from by Kingdom. FOREVER!" Maurice panicked from that. "BUT YOUR MAJESTY!" Maurice shouted.
"No 'buts' Maurice." Julien said.
"But I love her!" Maurice blurted. Then he realized what he said.
"What?" Julien said.
"I shouldn't have said that." Maurice said.
"How could you be dating that Baboon. Why would you betray me like that? ANSWER ME MAURICE!" Julien said angrily.
"Wait Julien," Raymond said holding up his blue hand, "No one can tell you who you can fall in love with."
"But your King can tell you who you can't fall in love with." Julien said.
"So," Maurice said, "Does this mean I'm banished?"
"Not exactly," Julien said, "You have to break up with her. Or you will be banished from the entire zoo!"
"What?" Raymond and Maurice said.
"Raymond," Julien said, "Tell Darla the news." Then handed him some Index cards with words on them.
"Why did you give me these?" Raymond said looking at the Index cards.
"I want you to sing them." Julien said to his bodyguard.
"Why?" Raymond asked.
"I want you to mix it up a little." Julien said.
Raymond rolled his eyes and walked out to the Baboon habitat to sing the news to Darla.
Side Note: Wow. Julien's mad. Well this is the 'Darlice," I wanted to write about for quite sometime. And the song Raymond will sing, I'm going to make it up.
And one more thing, The penguins will be in this, but not now. And Erik isn't in it either. Sorry. And…that's it. See you later!