"professah lets go explore the train!" luke said as he turned his call of duty hat backwards and put his vitamin water in the coaster thing.
"Luke my boy that is a fantastic idea' said the Professor, tipping his hat softly to the rhythm of the night
The two puzzle pals stepped out of their room like the class masters they are, and the sound of a crowd cheering was heard in the distance
"HOLD THE FUCK" said a voice from behind Luke and the professor
"what in the name of puzzles" said layton turning in his new jordans that he got like a week ago.
"ITS is me, Sammy Thunder" sammy thunder said, jumping up in the air and kicking a window so it would break
"christmas is ruined you mustard man" luke said, throwing him out of the train,
. . .
"oh no professor don paolo is getting away with flora" luke said as he began to cry all over his new My Chemical Romace x Fallout Boy t shirt.
"ah luke, its time to show you what a gentleman can really do" layton said, "hand me the diabolical box my boy"
Luke gave him the box, and Layton flexed so hard his shirt ripped open and revealed a "mo puzzles mo problems" tattoo. Professor Layton wound up and threw the box at Don Paolo like a baseball and the box broke his leg
"aaaah my leg you have hurt" paolo said, as he fell to the ground
"look you evil i want you to get out of my city or else i will rip out your soul and feed it to the professor's hat" flora said, holding don paolo by the neck of his shirt
just then out from the box came a vampire man guy and he said "YEAH BUT THIS is my game," and sucked don paolo into the meme dimension. he was never invited to any birthday party again (seinfield music plays)