Naruto short stories
Chapter 1 Gayness and Sexyness
This is how it all happened, one day, Sakura went up to Naruto and said," Naruto, I'm sorry, I can't return your love for me." Naruto, shocked and heartbroken, demanded," Why the hell not? I, Naruto, am very sexy! Strong! Powerful! Why not love me?" Sakura nodded at his statement and replied," Yes, I agree that you're sexy, strong and powerful, but I, SAKURA! AM TOO SEXY! BEAUTIFUL! GRACEFUL! POWERFUL! For you so—there!" and with that, Sakura walked away, leaving a very sad Naruto behind.
Naruto stared at her mouth agap, feeling a sudden, strong disgust for Sasuke. "Is Sasuke that saxae!" he wondered aloud. Suddenly, he saw Sakura running back towards him. " Of COURSE!" she screamed in his ears. "He's the hottest, sexiest, most gorgeous HUNK I have ever seen!" Naruto shuddered at the thought and then, it was his turn to walk away.
Then he heard it-or rather- saw him. The mighty one.
It was Gaara, the fearless, but this time he looked terribly afraid.
"What should I tell him? Hey Sasuke, Guess what, I'm gay! NO! I CAN''T! Grr… sand! Give me power!" Gaara was murmuring. Naruto's mouth fell wide open, for a strange twist of story was happening. "Say what! Gaara's gay? Gaara? The GAARA? GAAAAARAAAAAAA! Oh my toot… He's GAY! HE'S GAY! HE'S GAY!... But with Sasuke!" Apparently, Naruto heard Gaara murmuring. Unfortunately, before he could say anything else, he had to defend himself from Gaara's sand attack. SANDY! YAY! When Naruto was sure he was sade, he dropped his defense and looked around for Gaara, but he was nowhere to be seen. "Wait till I tell SAKURA!" Naruto thought evily,
Unknown to Naruto though, Gaara knew that Naruto was listening. YES! Gaara thought. After he tells Sakura, she will hate Sasuke and he will be mine! Yes! Ooh yeah! Gaara squealed, jumping up and down, his green eyes sparkling with delight.
Naruto looked for Sakura everywhere, at last, he found her, sitting under the tree. He skipped towards her, happily. "SAKURA!" Naruto holldered. Sakura, who was sleeping woke up suddenly due to Naruto's girly shouts. Sakura teardropped as she saw Naruto skipping towards her. "OH MY GAWD! Is he really skipping? Thank gawd I dumped him." She thought, still trying to get over the fact that Naruto was actually SKIPPING. Sakura's mind filled with Sasuke, Sasuke and more Sasuke. And abit of Naruto. Plus Kakashi sensei. "Oh, my gawd. Is he gay!" Sakura was thinking.
Naruto started off saying something cheerfully, of which Sakura could not hear but she nodded her head as if she expected it when Naruto ended with the very word:
GAY
"Gay!" Naruto screamed. Sakura nodded. " I know."
"WHAT? SAKURA KNOWS AND YET SHE STIL LOVES HIM?" Naruto mentally screamed at her, gaping. After a long time Naruto finally managed to choke out, "You knew, and you still love Sasuke?" This made Sakura very flabbergasted. "Who's gay? SASUKE! SASUKE? HE'S GAY? SAASUKE'S GAY! HOW? WHY? AND WITH WHO? HE'S GAY! HE'S GAY! HE'S GAY!" Sakura screamed and ran around like a headless chicken. Naruto sighed with relief…
YATTA! (I DID IT)
She most probably hates him now!
Sakura said dreamily," Wah! He's gay! That makes him even sexier! Sigh…" On hearing this, Naruto collapsed on the floor.