So I decided to do something new! This is Warriors Kits playtime show, it`s basically like a live kit`s show run by Ferncloud and Ashfur. (I don`t know why I decided to get Ashfur in here…)
"Hello, friends! This is the first live episode on the Warriors Kits playtime show!" Ferncloud exclaimed, with fake enthusiasm. She looked around for Ashfur, who was drinking a can of beer, sitting on a stool.
"Ashfur! What did I tell you about drinking in a kids show?" Ferncloud whispered, but the audience could still hear it through the TV.
"You know I need to get over my depression about that cat that is so evil that I can`t say her name." Ashfur complained, not even trying to whisper it.
"Oh no friends, looks like our friend, Ashfur is sad, and what do we do when our friends are sad? That`s right, we sing the happy song! Come on friends, sing along!" Ferncloud said with a fake smile.
"You can be happy, happy, happy, if you just smile, happy, happy, happy, when you laugh, come on, I`ll tell you a joke! Why did the cow cross the road? (Tick tock, tick tock) Because it wanted to go to the moovies!" Ferncloud sang.
"Ashfur! That`s your cue laugh!" Ferncloud muttered to Ashfur.
"Ferncloud, my dear sister, you know that I cannot laugh after what that monster did to me…" Ashfur said sitting in a stool in the corner.
"Ashfur, you know that you can`t just call Squirrelflight a monster on this show!" Ferncloud hissed.
"HOW DARE YOU SAY THE DARK LORD`S NAME! NOW YOU WOULD BE CURSED WITH A BROKEN HEART FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY! I SHALL RECITE THE WORDS OF THE NOBLE TIGERSTAR TO LIFT THE CURSE!" Ashfur yelled, and got off from his stool, then began muttering some famous quotes of Tigerstar. Ferncloud sighed and looked at the camera.
"Friends, it looks like we need to go away for a while, but don`t worry we would be back in thirty pawsteps!" Ferncloud said, and then an ad started to play.
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"Welcome back, friends! It looks like I`ve gotten myself in a pickle! I can`t find my other sock for crazy sock day! I don`t know where it is, can you help me find it?" Ferncloud asked, looking around the messy room where a rainbow-polka dotted sock sat on top of the fridge.
"Your sock must have been stolen by the same person who stole my heart and never gave it back…" Ashfur muttered, still sitting on the same stool as last time. Ferncloud ignored this comment and made binoculars with her hands and held her hands up to her face. She looked around the room.
"Come on friends, let`s sing the "putting our toys away" song!" Ferncloud said, and then began to sing. "We`re putting our toys away! We hope it won`t take all day! To have more fun, we`re getting it all done! We`re putting our toys away!" She began to pick up the toys cluttered around the room, and then looked on top of the fridge.
"Look, friends! When I cleaned up I found what I wanted!" Ferncloud said, holding up the rainbow-polka dotted sock.
"Friends, I have a question, how much rainbow-polka dots are there on this sock? Let`s count together!" She continued "One, two, three-"She was rudely interrupted.
"Numbers can`t count the number of times my heart shattered because of her..." Ashfur said, because he was tired of his sister`s fake enthusiasm, he knew there was some way that he could make his sister mad. "Numbers also don`t count how much times you and Dustpelt got in the bed and-"
"STOP IT RIGHT NOW ASHFUR! OR I SWEAR-!" Ferncloud started, but got rudely interrupted again, by their mother, Brindleface (Apparently back from the dead to give her children a scolding) dragging them off stage.
"Goodbye, friends!" Ferncloud managed to say before she got dragged off stage. When the camera was still turned on you could hear this,
"It`s not my fault mom! He started it!" Ferncloud complained.
"And it`s not my fault that you dragged me into this!" Ashfur also complained.
"It`s both of your faults for acting so immature on live TV!" Brindleface said, which shut them both up. Then the camera man, who was Dustpelt, finally realized that the camera was still on, and then quickly turned it off.
Okay so it`s up to you guys, should I make this a one-shot or a full on story with 5 chapters? If I do add chapters please suggest kid topics such as numbers, friends or other things. It would also be helpful to mention what Ashfur does to ruin it. So that`s basically it,
Empress Nightfrost Sighnin off! TwT ( Cheese is my senpai…)