this is a captain dark one fan fic read at your own risk! And don't leave no bad reviews. Because I warned your ass! *clears throat* ok let's begin.
one day killian went to Rumple's house to give back a borrowed sex toy. Rumple's said he wanted it clean and I'm tip top shape when it was returned. As he entered the house he thought he heard someone singing in the shower probably belle and like the the little perv he is he decided to go take a closer look as he got closer the singing became louder he could tell what song it was it went "making my way downtown with my bitch she's gonna make me a sandwich dodododo." The closer he got to the bathroom the more horney he got the voice got louder it sounded so majestic . Soon killian got to the bathroom he came in to see a figure behind the shower curtain and a girly voice singing continued. "And I miss you dododododo and I wanna fuck you dodododo." Then killian pulled the curtain back to meet his eyes on a naked saggy rumple.
" ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! " rumple screamed like a high pitched little girl.
Killian was disgusted by the horror that met his eyes but he was also delited more of less aroused killian examined rumplestilskon's saggy butt he gave it big ol slap he was delited as the saggy butt jiggled up and down and side to side rumple almost instantly grabbed killian by the arm and bent him over the toilet and gave his booty a slap. Then killian said do it again rumple nods "alright dearie but first take off your clothes." Killian did as he was told and the two " men" ran around the room naked slapping each other's butts and sword fighting with thier dicks.
Meanwhile at the swan residence
Where is killian he's been gone to long Emma wondered she made her way to rumple's house the door was loocked then she saw belle pull up in her car with groceries as she exited Emma asked belle if she could come in because she had to retrieve killian belle said yes. As belle unlocked the door she was confused to hear giggling and slapping noises coming from upstairs. She and Emma then walked upstairs and slowly opened the bathroom door there were shocked to see killian and rumple shoving thier dicks up each other's buttholes
"Hey!" Belle said " if your gonna do that in my house I'm gonna join in. "
Emma looked sad "Hey don't leave me hanging can I join?"
rumple said "of course everyone's welcome!"
Suddenly everyone in town came rushing in including regina,snow and ect. Everyone was cheering a nd excited "finally!" someone yelled "wooooo!" yelled another. But henry "where is every one he cried"! "In here." rumple wisperd. Listen henry you need to learn how to fight with your dick or you can't come in".henry tried and tried and he could fight with his dick. The next day all the girls were pregnant. THE END