2.I Think It's Still Lost
By MeDeA~* and Miracle (Yay, I get to help in this chapter!)
"It's the sequel! Yes, you thought you got rid of us but no.
WE'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- Miracle
It was Medea's second year at Hogwarts. This time, he would board with all the other students and bring-
Medea: Hey, wait a second!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator Person (NP): What?
Medea: You said he!
NP: Your point is?
Medea: I- I'm a- a GIRL, you IDIOT!!!
NP: Really?
Medea: ::mutters to self:: And he complains about never getting a date. Really.
::Miracle appears::
Miracle: Ooooh!!!!!! New year at Hogwarts!!!
Medea: Yes, a new year of magic, and fun, and mischief, and-
Miracle: Snape!
Medea: ::groan:: Yes, that too.
Miracle: ::swoon::
Medea: Hey, where's Laur- I mean Larry?
Miracle: ::recovers:: What? Oh, she um. she went to. The Salem Witches Institute! Yeah! That's what she did!
Medea: :: looks at Miracle quizzically:: Miracle?
Miracle: ::looks worried:: ::gulp:: Yeah?
Medea: You didn't eat her did you? Like you ate Ron?
Miracle: I didn't eat him!!! Malfoy did! OK, so fine, I gave him to Malfoy but I didn't eat him!
Medea: Traitor!
Miracle: It was an offer I can't resist!
Medea: What?
Miracle: Um. I can't tell you.
Medea: Fine.
::deadly silence echoes throughout the room::
Harry: Are we there yet?
Neville: Hey? Has anyone seen Trevor?
Miracle: Um.that was um.the side course. For Malfoy I mean! Not me!
Neville: NOOO! Trevor! ::begins to sob::
Hermione: Oh well.I didn't like him very much anyway. Hey! Where's Crookshanks?
Medea: I'm sure Miracle knows.
::everyone stops to stare at Miracle::
Miracle: What? Don't look at me like that! It makes me nervous.
::Malfoy walks in:: :: Everyone glares at him instead of Miracle::
Malfoy: What?
Hermione: What did you do with Ron?
Neville: And Trevor.
Malfoy: ::swallows and looks at Miracle:: What did you say?
Miracle: Nothing! Why does everyone hate me so!!! I just wanted a date!!!!!
Medea: Ewww!!! You sacrificed Ron to go on a date with Malfoy?
Miracle: Ugh, no! Malfoy's too hideous for anything of that sort!
Malfoy: Hey!
Random girl who sits in the common room in the Harry Potter Playstation game: Oh, you shush up!!! We're at Hogwarts by the way. Just thought you should know. ::leaves::
Harry: Wow, she's more annoying than you are, Hermione!
Hermione: No she isn't!!!!!!!! ::runs out of room to go chase Random girl who sits in the common room in the Harry Potter Playstation game::
:: In the meantime everyone else gets off the train-did we mention we were on a train? If not, well then. we are- and walk into Hogwarts. Miracle hangs very close to Slytherins. God knows why.::
NP: Medea, Miracle, Malfoy, Harry, and the rest of the Hogwarts gang entered the Great Hall, just in time to see the first years being sorted. They watched in silence as they sat together-
Random Critic Person: Hey! Why would Draco Malfoy be sitting with a bunch of Gryffindors?
Miracle: Because I'm here!
:: Everyone stares at Miracle::
Miracle: What? Oh, fine. I'll shutup. I shoulda gone to Slytherin I really shoulda.
McGonagall: Miracle uh. Miracle uh. Just Miracle! Come up here. You have another go at the Sorting Hat!
Miracle: Yayness!!!!!!!!!!
::Miracle walks up to the stool and the Sorting Hat. Puts hat on head::
Sorting Hat: ::inside Miracle's head:: So you wanna be in Slytherin? Well let's see. Do you have the stuff? ::Looks inside Miracle's head:: Argh! I was right before! Go back to Gryffindor! You can't go to Slytherin!!!!!!
Miracle: You know, I know a very nice company down the street that turns hats into lunch bags. I could arrange so that you could go there on a visit. A permanent one, mind you.
Sorting Hat: Just like I said. Perfect for. ::bellows out:: SLYTHERIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miracle: Yayness! :: Takes off hat and goes over to the Slytherin table which is uncommonly silent:: Why aren't you all cheering for me? ::Table breaks out in applause:: That's better.
McGonagall: Medea.uh.right.Medea.You will also have another chance at the sorting hat, please approach the stool.
Medea: ::drops down on hands and knees:: NOOO! PLEASE NO!!
McGonagall: And why not Miss.uh.Medea?
Medea: Because! They'll put me in Hufflepuff, they always do!
::Hufflepuffs all glare at Medea::
Medea: Uhhh.not that it's a bad house or anything.I just like it here is all.
::Hufflepuffs still glare::
Medea: Right.ok then.
McGonagall: All right then. You may stay in Gryffindor. ::Mutters to self:: Darn it. I thought I'd gotten rid of the girl.
Medea: Hey, I heard that!
McGonagall: What? All I said was, "I'm so glad you chose to say in our house!"
Medea: Right, and I'm a pixie fairy.
McGonagall: OK, if you say so. I didn't know we accepted them at Hogwarts.
Miracle: That's why she got her acceptance letter late, isn't it?
McGonagall: Uh. no. Enough of this foolishness. On with the feast! Medea: You may remain in Gryffindor.
::Gryffindor table is silent::
Medea: Why don't you all clap for me?
::Table remains silent::
Medea: Not fair! Miracle gets all the love! I hate you people.
::Glares at people darkly and sits down at table. While she's doing so, Miracle smiles evilly and strokes the little tape player in her pocket::
Miracle: ::whispering to self:: I love taping applause from the concerts I go to.
NP: And so the school year started for our young heroines..
::Scene fades::
::Hermione and Random girl who sits in the common room in the Harry Potter Playstation game come back looking battered and bruised::
Hermione: I'm so glad we made up!
Random girl who sits in common room in the Harry Potter Playstation game: Yeah. We almost killed each other, but in the end t was worth it! I've finally found a friend who understands me!
Hermione: ::sigh:: It's so wonderful!!!!!!!!! ::pauses:: Hey, where is everyone?
Random girl who sits in common room in the Harry Potter Playstation game: I dunno. I want gravy! Let's go get some.
::They leave::
END OF CHAPTER TWO!!!!
::Miracle and Medea read over their work and both look at each other with evil looks on their faces. It's going to be a very interesting school year indeed.::
Medea &Miracle: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N (Medea): Mmmm. Cheesiness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! K, that's it. Bye!
A/N: (Miracle): Erm.right. I'm really not that evil and yes the recording thing was inspired by the Bugs & Daffy Show, so don't sue. Beside why would you want my $0.50? Not much help to you big huge companies is it? Well erm.. that's it. I'm sorry my A/N wasn't very interesting. I'm all hypered- out for the moment. Come back later when I'm high again on soda and candy. Bye-ish! Oh, yeah. And Happy Thanksgiving to all of you in the States! God knows we have a lot to be thankful for during this tragedy.
OK, I getting all dark and serious again. need more candy. BYE!!!!!!!!!!!
Annoying Disclaimer: Well, erm.right.We own ourselves, the ::cough:: plot(if there is one that is), Vanessa (She's Medea's. Miracle refuses to own her.), the Playstation (not the company, just the product. Actually, Medea owns it. Miracle just comes over and plays on it) and the video game (Medea's again! Wow.), and Narrator Person (Miracle's). We do NOT own anything that came from the original Harry Potter books. We don't own Sony -duh! Why would we be writing this then? We'd be filthy rich and lying somewhere in the Bahamas, sun-bathing.- ::snaps out of daydream:: Erm. We don't own the Random girl who sits in common room in the Harry Potter Playstation game. Neither do we own anything else that may have seemed familiar to you from before you read this stupid fic.
By MeDeA~* and Miracle (Yay, I get to help in this chapter!)
"It's the sequel! Yes, you thought you got rid of us but no.
WE'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- Miracle
It was Medea's second year at Hogwarts. This time, he would board with all the other students and bring-
Medea: Hey, wait a second!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator Person (NP): What?
Medea: You said he!
NP: Your point is?
Medea: I- I'm a- a GIRL, you IDIOT!!!
NP: Really?
Medea: ::mutters to self:: And he complains about never getting a date. Really.
::Miracle appears::
Miracle: Ooooh!!!!!! New year at Hogwarts!!!
Medea: Yes, a new year of magic, and fun, and mischief, and-
Miracle: Snape!
Medea: ::groan:: Yes, that too.
Miracle: ::swoon::
Medea: Hey, where's Laur- I mean Larry?
Miracle: ::recovers:: What? Oh, she um. she went to. The Salem Witches Institute! Yeah! That's what she did!
Medea: :: looks at Miracle quizzically:: Miracle?
Miracle: ::looks worried:: ::gulp:: Yeah?
Medea: You didn't eat her did you? Like you ate Ron?
Miracle: I didn't eat him!!! Malfoy did! OK, so fine, I gave him to Malfoy but I didn't eat him!
Medea: Traitor!
Miracle: It was an offer I can't resist!
Medea: What?
Miracle: Um. I can't tell you.
Medea: Fine.
::deadly silence echoes throughout the room::
Harry: Are we there yet?
Neville: Hey? Has anyone seen Trevor?
Miracle: Um.that was um.the side course. For Malfoy I mean! Not me!
Neville: NOOO! Trevor! ::begins to sob::
Hermione: Oh well.I didn't like him very much anyway. Hey! Where's Crookshanks?
Medea: I'm sure Miracle knows.
::everyone stops to stare at Miracle::
Miracle: What? Don't look at me like that! It makes me nervous.
::Malfoy walks in:: :: Everyone glares at him instead of Miracle::
Malfoy: What?
Hermione: What did you do with Ron?
Neville: And Trevor.
Malfoy: ::swallows and looks at Miracle:: What did you say?
Miracle: Nothing! Why does everyone hate me so!!! I just wanted a date!!!!!
Medea: Ewww!!! You sacrificed Ron to go on a date with Malfoy?
Miracle: Ugh, no! Malfoy's too hideous for anything of that sort!
Malfoy: Hey!
Random girl who sits in the common room in the Harry Potter Playstation game: Oh, you shush up!!! We're at Hogwarts by the way. Just thought you should know. ::leaves::
Harry: Wow, she's more annoying than you are, Hermione!
Hermione: No she isn't!!!!!!!! ::runs out of room to go chase Random girl who sits in the common room in the Harry Potter Playstation game::
:: In the meantime everyone else gets off the train-did we mention we were on a train? If not, well then. we are- and walk into Hogwarts. Miracle hangs very close to Slytherins. God knows why.::
NP: Medea, Miracle, Malfoy, Harry, and the rest of the Hogwarts gang entered the Great Hall, just in time to see the first years being sorted. They watched in silence as they sat together-
Random Critic Person: Hey! Why would Draco Malfoy be sitting with a bunch of Gryffindors?
Miracle: Because I'm here!
:: Everyone stares at Miracle::
Miracle: What? Oh, fine. I'll shutup. I shoulda gone to Slytherin I really shoulda.
McGonagall: Miracle uh. Miracle uh. Just Miracle! Come up here. You have another go at the Sorting Hat!
Miracle: Yayness!!!!!!!!!!
::Miracle walks up to the stool and the Sorting Hat. Puts hat on head::
Sorting Hat: ::inside Miracle's head:: So you wanna be in Slytherin? Well let's see. Do you have the stuff? ::Looks inside Miracle's head:: Argh! I was right before! Go back to Gryffindor! You can't go to Slytherin!!!!!!
Miracle: You know, I know a very nice company down the street that turns hats into lunch bags. I could arrange so that you could go there on a visit. A permanent one, mind you.
Sorting Hat: Just like I said. Perfect for. ::bellows out:: SLYTHERIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miracle: Yayness! :: Takes off hat and goes over to the Slytherin table which is uncommonly silent:: Why aren't you all cheering for me? ::Table breaks out in applause:: That's better.
McGonagall: Medea.uh.right.Medea.You will also have another chance at the sorting hat, please approach the stool.
Medea: ::drops down on hands and knees:: NOOO! PLEASE NO!!
McGonagall: And why not Miss.uh.Medea?
Medea: Because! They'll put me in Hufflepuff, they always do!
::Hufflepuffs all glare at Medea::
Medea: Uhhh.not that it's a bad house or anything.I just like it here is all.
::Hufflepuffs still glare::
Medea: Right.ok then.
McGonagall: All right then. You may stay in Gryffindor. ::Mutters to self:: Darn it. I thought I'd gotten rid of the girl.
Medea: Hey, I heard that!
McGonagall: What? All I said was, "I'm so glad you chose to say in our house!"
Medea: Right, and I'm a pixie fairy.
McGonagall: OK, if you say so. I didn't know we accepted them at Hogwarts.
Miracle: That's why she got her acceptance letter late, isn't it?
McGonagall: Uh. no. Enough of this foolishness. On with the feast! Medea: You may remain in Gryffindor.
::Gryffindor table is silent::
Medea: Why don't you all clap for me?
::Table remains silent::
Medea: Not fair! Miracle gets all the love! I hate you people.
::Glares at people darkly and sits down at table. While she's doing so, Miracle smiles evilly and strokes the little tape player in her pocket::
Miracle: ::whispering to self:: I love taping applause from the concerts I go to.
NP: And so the school year started for our young heroines..
::Scene fades::
::Hermione and Random girl who sits in the common room in the Harry Potter Playstation game come back looking battered and bruised::
Hermione: I'm so glad we made up!
Random girl who sits in common room in the Harry Potter Playstation game: Yeah. We almost killed each other, but in the end t was worth it! I've finally found a friend who understands me!
Hermione: ::sigh:: It's so wonderful!!!!!!!!! ::pauses:: Hey, where is everyone?
Random girl who sits in common room in the Harry Potter Playstation game: I dunno. I want gravy! Let's go get some.
::They leave::
END OF CHAPTER TWO!!!!
::Miracle and Medea read over their work and both look at each other with evil looks on their faces. It's going to be a very interesting school year indeed.::
Medea &Miracle: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N (Medea): Mmmm. Cheesiness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! K, that's it. Bye!
A/N: (Miracle): Erm.right. I'm really not that evil and yes the recording thing was inspired by the Bugs & Daffy Show, so don't sue. Beside why would you want my $0.50? Not much help to you big huge companies is it? Well erm.. that's it. I'm sorry my A/N wasn't very interesting. I'm all hypered- out for the moment. Come back later when I'm high again on soda and candy. Bye-ish! Oh, yeah. And Happy Thanksgiving to all of you in the States! God knows we have a lot to be thankful for during this tragedy.
OK, I getting all dark and serious again. need more candy. BYE!!!!!!!!!!!
Annoying Disclaimer: Well, erm.right.We own ourselves, the ::cough:: plot(if there is one that is), Vanessa (She's Medea's. Miracle refuses to own her.), the Playstation (not the company, just the product. Actually, Medea owns it. Miracle just comes over and plays on it) and the video game (Medea's again! Wow.), and Narrator Person (Miracle's). We do NOT own anything that came from the original Harry Potter books. We don't own Sony -duh! Why would we be writing this then? We'd be filthy rich and lying somewhere in the Bahamas, sun-bathing.- ::snaps out of daydream:: Erm. We don't own the Random girl who sits in common room in the Harry Potter Playstation game. Neither do we own anything else that may have seemed familiar to you from before you read this stupid fic.