20 ways to annoy Alucard
Summary: how to annoy your favorite vampire.
1. Hug him.
2. Sing "Glomp the Alucard"
3. If he asks, glomp him.
4. Tell Alexander Anderson that Alucard has a weakness and it's………. HIS TEDDY BEAR.
5. Run away if Alucard finds out and run VERY fast.
6. Tie him to a chair and make him watch get his butt kicked by Anderson.
7. Make him give you a piggy-back ride for the whole day.
8. Steal his guns and replace them with realistic plastic ones.
9. Wear his hat and trench coat.
10. Put super glue on his guns and when he uses them, they'll stick to his hands.
11. Purposely break his glasses.
12. Tell him that Integra has a crush on him.
13. Give him a packet with fake blood.
14. If fangirl's see him, pretend you don't know him and walk away. (Poor Alucard)
15. Drink a lot of pop and be hyper around him for 24 hours straight.
16. Yell "Anderson" every time he walks by.
17. Tape him to the ceiling.
18. Make him get you a present, even when it's not your birthday.
19. Tell Seras Alucard loves her.
AND THE LAST WAY TO ANNOY ALUCARD IS………..
20. LOCK HIM IN A ROOM WITH ANDERSON FOR SEVEN DAYS STRAIGHT!!