Hey guys and gals! If your reading this then this site isn't dying out! I'M SO SORRY FOR NOT POSTING! I have no excuse. My one follower must be ashamed of me! :P I have used my time away to better my writing skills, so I hope this story turns out better than before!

(I'm still bad tho, so don't get your hopes up.)

Ness' world had gone dark.

Ness didn't hear anything, then he heard everything. He didn't know anything about where he was, then he knew everything in the universe! It made him feel sick and light headed, the feelings he was experiencing was unbearable. Then, his eyes fluttered open.

"Where am I?" Ness asked as he got out of bed.

MEANWHILE:

"Oh no Toon! Is he dead?! Will he be okay?! WHO WILL MAKE THE OMELETS?!" cried Lucas , who was scared out of his wits because he just saw his best friend faint and at the same time concerned his omelets wouldn't be made properly because TL's omelets suck!

"What happene- oh my Nayru, LUCAS! Did you give him dry ice?! You know what that does to the poor boy!" TL said in both his high-pitched, worried voice and his sarcastic voice. TL wasn't trying to be funny, but the audience laughed anyway (JP holds a gun to your head; "Laugh and sound like you mean it or else Ness won't be the only one in the room who's experiencing darkness in every direction he turns!")

"TL! This is serious! What if I never get my….

LUCAS DRESSES IN A TUXEDO AND SINGS:

HAM AND CHEESE!
HAM AND CHEESE!
HAM HAM HAM HAM,

CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE!

HAM AND CHEESE!
HAM AND CHEESE!
HAM HAM HAM HAM,

CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE!

OOOMMELLEEEEETTTSSSSS!

…ever again?!" Lucas asked TL with an expecting look.

TL rolled his eyes and then remembered the reason they got onto omelets in the first place.

"Lucas, you think we should take him to master hand?" TL said longing to do the sensible thing and go against whatever his friend had to say next unless it was to agree with his plan.

"No way! Don't you know I'm a doctor?" Lucas said proudly as TL turned his head to Lucas. TL facepalmed at the site of his friend wearing a Doc Mikstuffens costume (All rights belong to Disney Jr.). It was just embarrassing to look at but TL humored it.

"All right," TL said mischievously as he shut the door to the dorm and kneeled next to Lucas and Ness.

BACK WHERE NESS WAS:

Ness got his answer from a flying Pokémon named Wailord.

"You're in 'A Coma' land! This is where Mii's and smashers all alike come when they faint and won't wake back up! WEEEEEEE!" said the Wailord in a high-pitched voice that kinda resembled Toon's.

Ness, being the Ness he is, was like "AW, SWEET!" while everything around him changed form, pieced together, and split apart. It was as if Ness had entered a maniac's mind, even tho Wailord clearly stated that wasn't the case. "This is so cool and weird!" Thought Ness, who is normally hard to impress.

Ness started wondering through fields of sticky cotton candy and gumdrop ticks.

Then, Ness spotted the best thing in the world.

His friends had turned into GUMMY FRIENDS!

Thanks for being so patient with me guys! (JP says as if she has followers. Pfft! She's so weird and wrong!) Also, thanks for reading! I appreciate your existence! :P

If ya wanna, let me know what you think! I would love to hear some thoughts from the audience! PEACE!

~JaniePup