Chapter One : In The Beginning …
One ordinary day at P.E. class we were playing deathball. Our team was wining all but two of their guys were in the hospital. When BAM! a plasma ball came wizing down and hit me square in the head. When I woke up in the hospital I had a blue book in my lap it said "shooffi snorgelnook" on the cover since I could write and read Beta Centaurian (being one myself) I knew that in English it said "So You Want To Be A Wizard". I was absolutely stunned. I've been wanting one of these for YEARS. 12 to be exact. Oh, right I guess I should tell you who I am. I'm Onixus of Beta Centauri V, I'm 12 years old and I've always wanted to be a wizard. I also speak English and Beta Centaurian. I just sat there looking at the book. Then I opened it. It had a-lot of warnings at the beginning after that my heart leaped out of my body as I read the words "googy gafe ghage gan got gafes gake gugegacosionto gife" well what that means laterally is "I swear to the one to do every thing I do to help protect, help, and service life" but it was really our version of the oath. That's when I had to do my ordeal. Before I was a wizard I was a world gate creator so getting around was no problem. I decided to make a world gate with random temprospatial coordinates. That way wherever the powers that be want me to be they can take me there. After I jumped in I found my self "A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away…"