Homer's Haunting
One Halloween night, Homer Simpson was haunted by a ghost of a former enemy. The incident started when he while watching Glee, his daughter's favorite show. Homer was thinking about how he thought (in his view) that Brittany and Santana, the gay cheerleaders on that show, were played by women hotter than his wife. Suddenly, when they were performing a Lady Gaga song on Glee. Homer saw the ghost and said "Hey Grimey."
The ghost scowled and said "that's not my name, and I am dead because of you." Homer said, glumly, "I don't have electric powers like Pikachu, my son's favorite cartoon character." Frank then shouted "you are watching a show made for a younger audience and is more appropriate for your daughter than for you, and you are also salivating over Heather Morris and Naya Rivera, two women who were under the age of 30 when they filmed these scenes." Homer said, "it's no big deal, I competed to enter a competition once against children to build a …" Frank then cut him off and shouted "I put you in that competition, idiot."
Homer knew a trick to get the ghost to leave. He called both of Marge's sisters to show up. Frank cynically said "I hope they are as charming as any of the women in the band The Corrs", but he was predictably wrong. Patty and Selma showed up and then Patty droned "Selma and I took a trip to South Africa to take pictures of wildlife, and when we went to take pictures of the rhinos, all we got were pictures of the rear ends of the rhinos." Frank's ghost then fled Homer's house immediately, and found the apartment of the deceased Edna K., albeit he kept calling wild mice living there "idiots" for falling for traps.