Carly's diary- July 24th
It's my sixteenth birthday! It's my sixteenth birthday and I was STILL a virgin. Even Freddie wasn't a virgin anymore, and well you probably already guessed Sam had has been around the block a few times by now. XDDD I had boyfriends before, sure, but I guess none were worthy of my, the famous web host Carly Shay's virginity. Lol jk I'm not that conceited. :p Griffin had wanted too, but well maybe I wasn't ready then. But I'm 17 now and my prude days are capital O-ver. Today's my birthday, and I like to think God pays special attention to birthday wishes- although I can't say he'll be too happy about mine xD
OMG it's 7:30 already! GTG school. I promise to spill the beans later! 3
Love always,
Carlzzz
Carly dressed in her tightest top, and shortest skirt- eager to pop her cherry. After applying some sultry makeup, she flounced downstairs. Coming around the corner with the traditional Shay birthday pancake tacas, Spencer stooped in his tracks. To say it was a big change from her normal look was even an understatment.
"WOAH.", Spencer said, obviously shocked by the dramatic change in Carly's appearance.
"Hey Spence", Carly giggled, kissing him on this stubbly cheek.
"You look uh…" A still frozen Spencer managed to utteruttered.
"Aw Spence you're too sweet! Nobody's ever called me 'uhh' before" Carly giggled.
"They really do grow up overnight." Spencer mumbled.
Carly scoffed up her tocos pankcakes and briskly joged to skewl. As she opened the front door all the boys stared at carlys, as sam would call them, "fun bags".
"Check out the bobos on the shayster" Yelled Peter to his 11 other friends.
The friends heads all turned in slomow.
"damn baby how you doin", whisled paul.
"HellO carly!" exclaimed Matthew.
"Hey shay" laughed Mark.
Out of left field, JC shook his head. "That's no way to talk to a ladie boys" he said, taking carlys hand and shaking it. "How do you do, Miss shay?" he asked chivlariously.
"hehe im fine thanks" said carly girlishly, blushing.
JC turned to the boys with a glance as to say "this ones mine". They left for class with bro nods.
"Whats that your drinking?" JC asked.
"Oh just a banana blast from groovy smoothie. I ordered a mango mash but I guess I got the wrong one." Carly said, obviously disappointed.
"luckily im into magic tricks said JC waving his hand over carly's cup.
"Try it now", he said.
Carly was shooked. "HhhhOw?" she stammered.
Jc laughed. "One of the oldest tricks in the book."
"May I walk you to class?" he asked.
"Haha sure." Said carly.
The two made their way to Maths.
All of a sudden, Carly nearly slipped in a big puddle. Then the water seemed to have become one with the floor.
Carly exchanged a surprised glance with JC. He smiled, gesturing onward.
Sam and Freddie were waiting inside the class with baboons for carly. "Happy birthday!" they said. "Aww you guise are the best" Carly said with hugs. Sam and Freddie both gave side eye to jC and carlys exposed big locking bobs. But it was her birthday so they didn't hagger her.
Later at home spencer said he had a big supresa for carly.
"Carly I have a big soprise for you", said spencer.
"What is it?" said carly,
"godfucking dammit carly that's the whole point of a surprise now shut up and linger in suspect"
"Okay carly the truth is you are my kid and our dad is not really in a submariene he is fake. I waited until you were 18 to tell you and you are now so I am telling you. My real name is Joseph and your moms name is mary but she was a whore and also dead so do nut warry about her"
"Okay" said carly. "but I have a date so we talk about this lates."
Carly met up with JC at the seattle mall. "Hey Carly" said JC. "I am glad you made it".
"Me also" said carly.
The two teens dabbeled around the mall for hours and flirted. It started with little touches and jokes and eventually they kissed.
"I want to go further." Carly said. "I want you to take my fruit"
"but carly, JC said. "that is illegal until we are married"
"then marry me and make me your whore…. immediatley" carly said.
"ive been waiting for this moment said JC as he went down on one knee and purposed. "carly will you be my wife?"
"yes." Carly said.
They married instantly.
"I don't think my mom is home said JC. They went to his house to harvest carlys fruit.
The two teens undressed and made like, becaue they did not love eachother this early onto the relationship.
Carlys cherry went "pop". There was a little blood but not as bad as when she cut her heel on sams dirtbike.
Allah a suden JCs mom walked in with shock. "Carly?" she stammered. "how do you know my name?" carly asked very surprised.
"because I am your mom!" she exclaimed.