I do not own Gintama. Blah, blah, blah...

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Chapter 1

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It was a beautiful and typical day in Kabuki-cho. People were coming and going down the street, shopping or enjoying the various entertainment to be had. There was yelling and utter chaos happening inside Otose's Snack Bar, but this was normal. So, when two men were sent flying out the door into the street, no one seemed to notice. That was, until an explosion occurred right where the men had landed. Explosions usually don't faze the citizens of Kabuki-cho, thanks to Katsura, but the girlish scream they heard made them curious. A few people stopped to glance at the scene before shaking their heads and going on about their business.

Otose, Karen, and Shinpachi stood glaring in the doorway of the bar. Tama stood in the street flanked by Okita and Kagura, looking rather bored. Eyes widened and eyebrows raised as they heard not two but three groans as the smoke from the explosion cleared. There in the middle of the street were three bodies sort of tangled together.

Gintoki and Hijikata sat up quickly, angry and about the start yelling at each other again. They froze as they noticed the body of a girl laid across their laps. A faint blush appeared on Hijikata's cheeks, seeing her face down in his lap.

The girl pulled her legs under her, making her butt stick up and Gintoki could see everything under her short skirt. He slapped a hand over his nose to hide the fact that it was bleeding and kept staring. She moved one hand the ground between Hijikata's legs and the other to his lap and lifted herself up.

Her eyes were closed. She realized her left hand was not on the ground but on something hard yet soft. What? She barely squeezed her hand and heard a whimper. Her eyes snapped open and saw her hand was in someone's lap. She blushed and turned her head to see the face of a man who's blush rivaled her own. Too embarassed to speak, she snatched her hand back and fell back on her butt.

Gintoki, with his hand over his still bleeding nose, quickly turned away when she looked over at him. He glanced back at the others as they went back inside. Except Okita and Kagura, who had moved to the doorway, with matching sadistic smirks. Those little shits are getting far too much entertainment from this. He looked at the girl again when he heard her gasp.

The girl looked at the silver haired man with concern. "Oh my god." She pulled his hand away from his face. "You're bleeding. Are you ok?"

Gintoki turned away and wiped the blood off with his sleeve. "I'm fine. No blood here. See?" He turned back the girl with a goofy grin.

Hijikate scoffed. "Yeah, right. You pervert." He patted his empty pocket looking for a cigarette, but saw the pack was laying a few feet away. His eyebrow twitched when Gintoki grabbed the front of his jacket and pulled him close to his face.

"Who you calling pervert, pervert!" Gintoki yelled in the other man's face. "I saw what you did when she grabbed your joystick!"

A vein throbbed on Hijikata's forehead and he grabbed the front of Gintoki's shirt. "Yeah well you got that nose bleed from staring at her ass!" He yelled back.

"That wasn't blood! That was ketchup from my lunch!"

"You didn't have ketchup! You were eating that nasty cat food!"

"It's not cat food! You're just jealous cause its better than that dog food you eat. Mayo freak!"

"Silver haired bastard!"

They froze and turned to the girl when she started giggling. They let go of each other when she grew quiet and her eyes started to roll back.

Her vision became blurry and the last thing she saw was the two men diving towards her with worried expressions.

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A/N: I got the idea for this side story after what happened to my oc in another story. Not sure where its going to go, but should be kinda short.