A/N: This one-shot sprang up from a conversation between another user (myfailsafe, check out her stories!) and myself had on AIM. We were talking about how we thought the Naruto manga should end, and this is what we came up with: COMPLETE AND UTTER CRACK. Flames will help me build my bonfire. Enjoy.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto. Too bad for me.
Sasuke and Naruto sat side by side on a secluded hill, watching the sunset. Naruto sighed.
"Why'ja bring me here? Ya know, Sakura probably wants to see you too. What the hell motivated you to come back, anyway?" Sasuke unexpectedly curled up into fetal position, sucking his thumb and bawling like a baby.
"NARUTOOO!! I COULDN'T BEAR TO BE WITHOUT YOU FOR ONE MORE SECOND! I'M JUST SUCH AN ANGSTY BASTARD AND I DIDN'T WANT TO ADMIT THAT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!" Sasuke tugged furiously at Naruto's shirt.
"You're still as emo as ever, Sasuke. I know what'll help you...you need to get laid! Ram me up the ass!"
"YES! That is the perfect solution!" And with that, both boys undressed and began fucking like madmen.
"WOOOOHOOOOO, HELL YEAH!" Sasuke yelled. "I SUDDENLY DON'T FEEL LIKE A SUICIDAL HEAD CASE ANYMORE!" Sasuke pounded the blonde a few more times and then shot his nasty man juice inside Naruto's bum. They separated from each other, both trying to get as much oxygen in their lungs as they could.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?" Sasuke screamed, pointed at Naruto's growing belly. He looked as if he was about to pop. They both heard a rumbling in Naruto's belly, and then the unthinkable happened.
"GAAAAAHHH MY ASS IS ON FIYAAAA AARGGGG!!" Ten million baby Narutos and Sasukes exploded out of Naruto's asshole, knocking Sasuke to the ground and suffocating him to death. Then the babies got hungry and ate both Naruto, and Sasuke's dead body.
No one in the Village gave a shit.
THE END.
A/N: How's that for a crack fic?