Well here is another fic. Yay! It is the oddest one I have done, but it explains a lot about the character Sora from kingdom hearts…
Sora: … uh? ...
Authoress: ….SHUT UP I'M TALKING HERE!
Sora: … -sucks on a banana-…
Authoress: …ummm… anyway….-stares at Sora than turns eyes away, than stares again and turns eyes away-…. I'm just going to start the fic now. It's a one timer explaining how Sora got stupid, and no he wasn't dropped on the head when he was a baby, that's too old, I mean c'mon people that's said about almost every stupid character. Anyway, on with the fic!
Sora sat n the dock in Destiny Island one day with Riku. "Hey Riku, remember when we first went fishing?"
Riku flung out of the water and started twitching on the dock like a fish.
Kiari walked on the deck and stared at Riku. "…was up!" she said in a gangster tone that came from nowhere.
Sora a little, creped out by Kiari's sudden out burst said, "oh, nothing.. Riku's at it again."
"Hey! Don't make me look like an idiot! I want chocolate!" Riku said randomly.
Kiari sat next to Riku as she fumbled with his hair playfully, " It's okay fishy Riky!"
Sora rolled his eyes and stood up with his hands behind his head in deep thought. He walked to the edge of the pier that faced the water and looked into the dark cool water. He sighed at the relaxing sensation it put upon him.
Riku twitched again and screamed at the top of his lung, "Don't call me Ricky!"
Kiari sneered at him while getting up avoiding to be knocked of the deck, "why not?"
Riku stopped twitching like a fish and ran towards Kiari in a furry. She moved out of the way in time while Riku accidentally kept running and hit Sora. Both of them tumbled off the pier and into the water. With a crack, Sora hit his head against the leg of the dock and began sinking into the bottomless ocean.
Riku saw Sora on the bottom of the sandy ocean and swam towards him, the blue light of water reflecting against his face. He grabbed Sora, holding on to him tightly, and began swimming towards the surface.
Kiari stood over the dock looking in the water worriedly. When she saw Riku, she sighed.Riku through Sora onto the dock, than he pulled himself up out of the water panting.
Sora looked so helpless when he was unconscious. Riku loved that cute look. He soon realized that Sora was not breathing. The ocean water must have filled his lungs, he thought. Riku hesitated than grabbed Sora's arm and dragged himself towards him.
Kiari covered her eyes and turned away as Riku began to give Sora mouth to mouth.
As Riku neared Sora's mouth, Sora made a sudden gurgling sound, than spat water all over Riku's face. Riku staggered backwards in surprise, than hit Sora over the head, " You Idiot!" he said.
Sora woke up with a start and rubbed his head where he had been hit twice that day. "Owchie's my cheese head crave hurt." He said while chewing on his arm.
Kiari and Riku stared at him confused as Sora gave up his arm and began to suck his toe.
Well what do you think?... I'm sorry if I made anyone mad the way I used the characters,.. but iit was a mild bit funny… eh?... anyway please R&R…
Sora: you made me look like an idiot!
Authoress: I know… sorry bout that… -hits Sora over the head where Riku and Kiari hit him-…
Sora: -drools-…gurgle-gurgle-gurgle…
Authoress:…o.0….anyway!...oo…. please R&Ror R&F…woot flames…- goes of to play with a lighter-…..-zombie voice-…yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy…..