Hey guys! I've begun working on season 3, as evident by this chapter! I decided this time to start early and work on a few chapters before actually posting the beginning, that way I can keep up with the chapters since my study hall is ending within the next week, so I will only have so much time to actually work on the story. Wah. But here we are, season 3… I will be starting a poll for who you will want to win this season! Please vote and don't forget to review, favorite and follow!
"Welcome back Total Drama fans!" Chris McLean began on a runway, clear of any planes and vehicles. "Season three is here, and were giving it our all as we take 21, that's right, 21 contestants for a life changing journey, where they will compete in challenges all across the globe on the Total Drama JUMBO JET!" Chris explained as a big and unsafe black jet drove into place. "One contestant will be eliminated every episode, until only one remains, and that person will win… ONE MILLION DOLLARS!" Chris announced loudly. "And here are our contestants now!" he announced as a bus pulled up near Chris.
"Returning fan favorites, JJ, Ali, and Maddi!" Chris announced as the three came out of the bus.
"Wooooww, an unsafe airplane so surprising" Maddi exclaimed sarcastically. "Where'd you buy it? Ebay?"
"Yep" Chris answered, causing Maddi to roll her eyes as she just walked by carrying her luggage.
"Hey JJ" Ali greeted the nerd.
"Ummm, hi Ali" JJ said back to his ex, as he scooted away slowly. "I'm just gonna… yeah" He said as he pointed towards the plane.
"Ohhhh the drama!" Chris reveled over the possibilities. "Next we have Drew, Mathew, Edith, Connor and Lauren" Chris announced as the five veterans shuffled out of the bus carrying their luggage.
"Hey Maddi!" Drew greeted his girlfriend with a quick kiss.
"Man, stuck with these losers AGAIN?!" Edith complained. "Just kill me!"
"You said it" Mathew agreed before the two kissed sloppily.
"Get a room you two!" Lauren yelled at the weird couple before kicking Mathew in the shin.
"AHHHHHH" He screamed as he fell to the ground. "Seriously?!"
"Lauren my dear, we should not resort to violence unless absolutely nesesary" Connor quipped, causing Lauren to frown at her British boyfriend. "Like now!" He then added before kicking Mathew in the back of the leg. "Learn to kiss properly you ruffian!" He then added sternly.
"OH COME ON!" Mathew yelled as everyone, including Edith started chuckling. "Seriously, you too babe?!"
"Hey, its just too funny princess" Edith told him, using her nickname for the scout.
"Hahahaaaa! Man this is great" Chris chuckled. "But, we can't forget about Mark, Bella, Michael, and Jaden"
"Oh come on! A plane! I hate flying!" Michael griped as soon as he saw the plane. "No! No! I can't do this! Call the army! Call the united nations! Call my Mom!" He exclaimed in fear.
BANG Michael then dropped to the ground, uncounsous as Chris stood over him impatiently.
"Areophobia, the fear of air sickness" Jaden explained as he walked off the plane. "Not to be confused with aero-nausea-phobia, the fear of air sickness"
"Keep up the interesting facts, and I'm going to be aero-nauseous all over YOU!" Mark threatened Jaden as he walked off the plane.
"You always know what to say babe!" Bella exclaimed before making out with Mark.
"EW!" Chris yelled at the couple. "And the last group from our original cast! Garret, Dawn, Monaco, and Brendan!"
Garret came out of the bus only to trip. "WAAAAGGGHHH!" The clutz yelled before hitting the ground, while everyone else collapsed onto him.
"And, to add onto the drama, were bringing FIVE NEW CONTESTANTS into the mix! Adding the grand total up to 21 victims- I mean contestants!" Chris announced. "He's a honor roll student with a diplomat for a dad, and can charm the pants off of any animal species, its ALEJANDRO!" Chris announced as Alejandro walked off. He looked exactly how he did during World Tour.
"In need of some assistance?" Alejandro asked Monaco and Dawn as her helped them off of the ground.
"Wooooowwwww" The both sighed in awe.
"Here amigos, let me help!" Alejandro said as he helped Garret and Brendan up to their feet.
"I-I like girls!" Garret exclaimed as he saw Alejandro.
"Very smooth Alejandro!" Chris complemented the latino. "Next we have bubble boy Cameron!" He announces as a pale Aferican American boy walked off of the bus. "Hey everyone" He greeted the cast, walking up to Drew and JJ, who were also nerds.
"Hey man, welcome" JJ welcomed the newcomer.
"Thanks!" Cameron responded. "Its nice to see I might be able to make a few friends!"
"Our third newcomer is the ultimate Total Drama Superfan with an addiction to sugar…. Its SIERRA!" Chris announced as Sierra rushed out of the bus with a look of joy and excitement on her face.
"OH MY GOD!" She shrieked in joy. "I've been watching you guys forevvvver!" She told the cast before spotting someone out in the crowd. "OMG EEIIIIIIIIII!" Sierra let out a earsplitting shriek. "ITS JJ!" She cried. "This is just like how I imagined it! Except you weren't wearing a shirt! Heheheh" She told JJ, who was already looking uncomfortable.
"That's… very nice" JJ told Sierra. "I've got to ummmm, go somewhere"
"Our fourth newbie is an actor who loves pink!" Chris explained. "Give it up for Paige!"
"Hi guys!" Paige greeted the cast with a wide smile and a hearty wave. She was about 5'4 with pretty blonde hair and blue eyes. She had very full and pretty lips and she had about a large B-cup. She wore a light pink top similar to Dakotas and a dark pink mini-skirt. "I can't wait to complete with you all!" She told everyone before standing in the middle of the group, everyone staring.
"Nice entrance Paige, very nice" Chris complemented the actress. "Finally we have a super scout!" Chris began.
"Wait! That's my role!" Mathew interjected.
"Wait a second!" Chris told the scout. "Theres a… catch to this one" He explained. "Instead of a normal, run of the mill scout like Mathew… This super scout is a GIRL!" He announced causing everyone to gasp in surprise and break out in murmurs. "Meet Sam!"
A girl in a red tee-shirt with green cargo shorts and hiking books walked off the bus. She had pretty blonde hair pulled back in a ponytail, and eager and excited light blue eyes. "Hi everyone!" She greeted the cast as she waved at them. Most of the cast, excluding Mathew, Edith, Mark and Bella stayed back as the others greeted all of the newbies.
"Heh" Mathew chuckled. "Those five new guys are gonna be demolished for breakfast!" He stated to the others.
"No kidding" Edith agreed. "Look at the nerd, I bet he can barely lift his own head off of the ground!"
Chris stood off at a distance, watching the new drama begin to unfold. "That's right, twenty one contestants, twenty six episodes, and a whole lotta landmarks to destroy!" He started. "Stay tuned for the ride right here, ON TOTAL DRAMA" Chris went before singing, "WOOORRRRLDD TOUR!"
INTRO THEME
TITLE SEQUENCE PLAYS
Yo mom and dad I'm doing fine,
Mathew, Jaden, Dawn and Edith are on the Egypt raft, and Jaden is blabbing facts to Dawn, who is intently listening, before getting punched off by an irritated Edith
You guys are on my mind!
A raft that has Sam on it crashes into Mathew's raft, and Mathew smirks at Sam flirtingly before getting slapped by Edith.
You asked me what I wanted to be and I think the answers plain to see
Sam spots two sharks and they begin chasing her, while she swims for her life
I WANNA BEEEEE FAMOUS!
As soon as Sam's out of sight, the sharks pop off its head to reveal Monaco and Brendan, who high five with their fins.
I wanna live, close to the sun,
Drew and Cam are working with some weird alien tech in area 51, when Garret falls onto it and causes it to explode alien goop all over them.
Oh pack your bags cause I've already won
Bella and Mark laugh at their misfortune before making out
Everything to prove nothing in my way, I'll get there on dayyyyy
Some of the girls are frezzing in the artic (Maddi, Lauren, Paige) and Alejandro walks up and rips his short off and all the girls flock to him, leaving a jealous Connor by himself with his mouth agape.
Cause I WANNA BEEEEE FAMOUS!
Michael, JJ, and Ali, and are bobsledding down a mountain and the former couple are smiling at each other happily, when Sierra passes them on a seal, and takes JJ out of the sled, causing him to try and get away desperately while Ali sighs sadly and Michael comforts her.
Nanananananananananaaaaaaaaa
The Jumbo jet passes by some locations, messing something up each time
I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE FAMOUS!
The cast is in a pyrimyd doing the can-can(What else would they be doing)
I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE FAMOUS!
Each of the villains are glaring at each other.
*Whistling* Dodododododooooooo!
Chef turns the plane, causing all the contestants to fall off of the plane. They all fly down to the bottom safely thanks to their parachutes, right besides the jumbo jet, which has World Tour logo on it, before Garret falls in from the sky, unable to get his parachute out
Title Theme over
In the Mess Hall…
"Welcome to the common's section" Chris announced as the twenty one adversaries walked into a messy room with a serving counter and a few cruddy steel tables and benches. "This is where you will eat all of your meals when you stay in economy class!" Chris explained.
"Hey, where's the bathroom?" Lauren asked curiously.
"Just down the hall" Chris answered with a smile.
"Good, cause I gotta make a deposit" Lauren announced before walking into the bathroom.
Confessional (Lauren/Chris)
Lauren: *About to go before noticing a camera* "There's a camera in the bathroom AGAIN! *Grunts angrily* "Can't someone get ANY privacy on this show? Geez Chris I will sue you one day!"
SHIFT
Chris: *Laughing* "OH yeah, she'll sue ME! AHAHAAAAAA…. That's hilarious"
Lauren: *from outside the confessional* "I mean it Chris!"
Chris: "AHAHAAAA!"
Confessional over (Lauren/Chris)
The contestants were now in room with the same color scheme as the mess hall, with overhead compartments over wooden benches. "Welcome to economy class" Chris told the campers. "This is where you will be staying if you lose the challenge"
"How do we sleep?" Sam asked.
"Brendan, if you care to demonstrate" He asked the napping gamer, who was freaking out in his sleep as he set upright with a seatbelt to keep him from falling on the floor.
"PLANES!" He yelled in his sleep. Before going back to snoring again.
"That does NOT look comfortable" Bella remarked.
"No comfort for losers here, here, of here" Chris responded.
"OMG Chris, I am just like LOL" Sierra laughed as his crude joke.
"Can we hit the winners compartment?" Mathew asked. "Cause I'm NEVER staying here. Not ever!"
"Is that your policy on mouth wash too scoutboy?" Maddi asked, holding her nose.
IN FIRST CLASS…
"Now this is the type of treatment ladies deserve" Alejandro commented, looking at the gold walls, plush seats, and gourmet food.
"Yeah, totally!" Paige agreed, swooning slightly.
"Man, this is awesome!" JJ sighed as he leaned back in one of the seats.
"I know right!" Ali agreed, causing JJ to scoot over awkwardly. "Ummm, JJ, I think we need to talk about what happened during the finale…" She suggested.
"What do you mean?" JJ asked. "I can't remember anything besides Maddi winning" He told her. "I apparently got a blow to the head, and I lost memory of everything before then that day" He explained.
"So… you remember, nothing about last seasons finale?" Ali asked.
"Nothing" JJ told her. He paused for a moment before getting up and walking away.
"Oh, ummmm… Ok" Ali responded, her eyes wide with shock.
Confessional (Ali)
Ali: "He… he doesn't remember? He doesn't remember trying to hit himself with a rock out of depression, or our fight during the finale… I felt so guilty after hitting him… but he was going to hurt himself. But now he doesn't remember forgiving me! Then… he's still angry!"
Confessional over (Ali)
The contestants were all in the economy class mess hall when they heard a ding.
"When you hear that friendly little ding, it means it time… for a MUSICAL NUMBER!" Chris announced. "No rehearsals, no vocal coaches, just an incredibly embarrassing musical routine on national TV!"
"Seriously Chris?" Edith complained. "I thought you were joking!"
"Signing reality shows are HUGE these days, so start signing your musical buts off!" Chris ordered sternly.
Musical Number: Come Fly with us!
Ali: Up!
Ali and Monaco: Up!
Ali Monaco, and Sierra: Up!
Ali, Monaco, Sierra, and Sam: Up!
JJ: Sing!
JJ and Mark: Sing!
JJ Mark and Garret: Sing!
JJ, Mark, Garret and Cameron: Sing!
Ali, Monaco, Bella, Sierra, Sam, Paige, Dawn, Lauren,: We're flying.
All guys: And singing.
Everyone (except Edith and Maddi): We're flying and we're singing!
Sierra: Come fly with us!
Sierra andJJ: Come fly with us!
Izzy: We've got a lot 'o crazy tunes to bust! Haha!
Sam: Come fly with us!
Sam and Bella: Come fly with us!
Alejandro: It's a pleasure, and an honor, and a must.
Edith: Dudes, this is messed. You're singing in a plane.
Jaden: What did you expect? Chris is freaking insane. Ah!
Maddi: Yeah, but, guys, you're singing on TV!
Paige: Haven't you always wanted to? It can't just be me!
Garret: Come fly with us!
Garret and Drew: Come fly with us!
Mark: Do you know how to steer this thing!?
Chef Hatchet: I try.
Lauren: Come fly with us! Come die with us!
Brendan: We're flying?! I hate flying! Stop the plane! (gets hit on the head with a frying pan, courtesy of Chris)
Sierra, Connor, JJ, and Mark: Come fly with us! Come sing with us!
Maddi and Edith: No!
Chris McLean: Anyone care for a copy of the season three rules? Because in order to escape instant elimination-
Sam: All contestants must sing in each show!
Mathew: Edith, do it! Let's go!
Drew: Maddi, sing it! Don't go!
Maddi: Well, I don't wanna go home. Come fly with us! Come fly with us! Come and fly with us!
Mathew: Edith, come on! Please?
Edith: This sucks!
Everyone (except Edith): Yeah!
Musical Number over!
"Were arriving in Egypt!" Chef announced. "Stupid Chris, why did he think musical numbers were a good… oh crap!"
"Well" Chris began, turning towards the camera. "We'll be back right after the break, on Total Drama World Tour!"
COMMERCIAL BREAK
"Welcome back!" Chris began. "Now, todays challenge will be-"
"Wait!" Lauren complained. "Chef's inflight cuisine? A forced musical number? And now a CHALLENGE!" Lauren yelled at the host, and the other contestants murmured in agreement.
"Yeah, I know" Chris answered. "Todays challenge is called Pyrimid over under!" He began once again. "You can either get through the pyramid in one of two ways. "You can go over or under. The teams will be decided by who gets to the finish line when! NOW GO!" Chris announced blowing his foghorn.
"This is going to be easy!" JJ said aloud, climbing up the first step of the pyramid.
FLASH…
"Oh great, the friendly host forgot to tell us their were multiple paths!" Maddi exclaimed, Drew, Dawn, Ali, and Lauren looked at the door in fright.
"Well…" Drew thought for s moment. "Maddi, do you have what you use to highlight your hair?" He asked.
"Yeah" She responded, handing it to Drew.
"We'll use this to mark our path so if we get lost, we can always come back here!" He explained, leaving the others to smile in agreement.
"Nice plan Drew" Lauren told the nerd as they began running along the passages, leaving little sprays of blue to mark the trail.
"Heh, thanks for the help idiots!" Mark snickered aloud as the him and Bella began their way, following the others.
AT THE FINISH LINE…
"Hey Chris" JJ greeted the host with a sly smirk on his face.
"Wha-How did you…" The host asked in surprise.
"You said I could go over the pyramid, not over the TOP of the pyramid, so I just went on the bottom step!" He explained. "You really should specify sometimes!"
"Whatever, fine!" Chris spat, "just go stand on the pink mat and wait for the others!" He ordered as the nerd just grinned victoriously.
ON THE PYRAMID…
"Wow!" Paige said in awe to Sam, "He is good" She said as the camera showed Alejandro scaling the colossal monument with no problem. She then grinned and then moaned dramatically. "Oh if only someone could help me over this pyramid!" She cried loud enough for Alejandro to hear. Her acting skill was impeccable, as the fooled Latin came to her aid.
"Are you in need of assistance senora?" Alejandro asked smoothly.
"I just… we can't go any further!" Paige cried. "Please help us!"
"It is every gentlemen's duty to help a lady in need!" Alejandro answered, picking Sam and Paige up and hoisting the two onto his strong shoulders before gracefully climbing the pyramid again. Paige then winked at Sam who just winked back.
Confessional (Paige/Sam)
Paige: "Alejandro is obviously putting on a show for the other ladies. Luckily for me, I'm not so easy to fool! Make that doubly lucky because I know how to exploit that!"
SHIFT
Sam: "I've got to admit. That was impressive! But I should probably watch my back around her though… She seems to know what she's doing"
Confessional over (Paige/Sam)
"Come on Edith!" Mathew groaned. "We have to beat the idiotic girl scout" He muttered the last two words in disgust. "I'm not about to be shown up by a cookie selling fake!"
"Calm down Mathew, there's no harm in going slow!" Edith told him. "There's probably a second challenge after this!"
"No…." He grunted. "We have… to win!"
FLASH
"Hey Brendan, Garret! Were in the nurses office!" Monaco exclaimed when they walked into a room full of mummy wrap.
"Yeaaahhhh sure!" Garret agreed reluctantly, looking at Brendan for support.
"Mummy me guys!" Monaco requested.
"Guys, not trying to be a buzz kill here, but we should really get to the exit!" Brendan reminded them. "I'd rather NOT be eliminated first or second again"
"Awwww, come on!" Monaco pleaded. "It would be AWESOME!" She told them.
"Looks like their no way out of it" Garret decided, picking up the mummy wrap and wrapping it around each of the crazy girls legs.
"Ah what the heck" Brendan decided, grabbing another roll and wrapping Monaco's arm.
FLASH
Maddi, Drew, Ali, Lauren and Dawn ran out of the pyramid, only to find JJ relaxing in the sun. "Wow, never expected you to win a physical challenge" Maddi admitted.
"I used a short cut!" He told them with a smirk.
"Alright!" Chris announced as he clapped his hands. "Dawn, your on team three" Chris pointed to a gold mat. "Drew, you're the first member of team two!" He then pointed to the blue mat. "Maddi, Ali, and Lauren, team one for you guys!" He told the girls, who walked over to JJ.
"Well, I'm already liking our odds" Maddi said aloud. "This is already a pretty solid team!"
"Here we go ladies!" Alejandro told Paige and Sam after landing on the sand.
"Alejandro! Smooth moves there man!" Chris complimented the latin. "You and Paige are on team two!"
"Adios Sam, it was a pleasure working with you my dear!" He explained regrettably before kissing her hand.
"Ah Sam, your joining team one!" Chris told Sam. "Go meet your new team mates-"
"WHERE ARE YOU JJ!" A crazed voice called from the top of the pyramid. It turned out to be Sierra, who was currently shouting at the top of her lungs before spotting the nerd. "Oh there you are!" She exclaimed happily as she jumped down and squeezed JJ half to death with a hug.
"Can't breath…." JJ stammered, but Sierra was oblivious to just about everything.
"Sierra, team one!" Chris announced, causing JJ to faint out of sheer terror.
"Oh no JJ, I'll save you!" Sierra called. "I'll use… mouth to mouth, heheheheh!" She then licked her lips.
"No, I got this!" Sam interrupted. "I'm trained in first aid" She told Sierra. "I'll get JJ up and running!" She then slowly fed him water, which helped him regain consouness.
"Wha-what?" JJ asked in surprise.
"You were dehydrated" Sam explained. "Keep drinking, you don't want to hurt yourself" She told him.
"The girl scout got here before us!" Mathew shrieked in surprise.
"Yeah" Sam told him with a smirk.
"Ahhhh, Edith, team one!" Chris said. "Mathew, team two!"
"um Chris, where is my team?" Dawn asked.
"Finally!" Brendan gasped as him, Garret and Monaco made it out. Monaco was of course, wearing a mummy costume.
"Not even gonna ask" Maddi commented.
"Hey, you three, join Dawn" Chris ordered, "your all on team three!"
"Yeah, team E-scope lives!" Monaco cheered.
"Team E-scope?" Brendan asked.
"Its our team!" Monaco explained. "Were gonna do some awesome stuff, muhahahaha!" She then laughed evilly. "Its gonna be SO cool!"
"Hey babe, I think… we've made it!" Mark gasped as the bully and the cheerleader rushed through the exit gasping. "That was some trail you left for us Drew" Mark told the nerd.
Confessional (Drew)
Drew: *Smacks forehead* "How did I not see that coming!"
Confessional over (Drew)
"Mark, team 2" Chris pointed at the blue mat. "Bella, team 3" He then pointed her to the gold mat.
"What! No I will no be stuck with these losers without my babe!" Mark told Chris.
"Fine then" Chris agreed. "You can take the elimination together" He threatened.
"Fine" Mark grumbled as he walked over to his team, who was glaring at him for the insults. "So umm… beautiful weather huh?" He asked, earning harsher glares.
Confessional (Mark)
Mark: "I'm going to have play smart if I want to make it anywhere. I am a major threat after all… But that probably didn't help"
Confessional over (Mark)
"Hey, wait for us guys!" Jaden called out, following Michael out the tunnel.
"Hey, you two, team three!" Chris told the athlete and the nerd.
"That's cool" Michael accepted calmly.
"I require assistance!" Connor called from the tunnel. He was carrying Cameron, who was currently passed out. "I believe he is dehydrated!"
"Bring him here!" Sam offered. Connor brought him over, and Sam revived him with the same trick she used earlier on JJ.
"awwww, thanks guys!" Cam told her saviors.
"Ok, Cam, and Connor, you two are the last two members of team 2" Chris announced. "You may now choose your team names!"
"Hmmmm…" Alejandro was thinking deeply. "We need something that is symbolic, represents victory and honor" He explained.
"Oh! You guys should be Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot!" Sierra suggested.
"I LOVE IT!" Chris agreed. "Team Two, you are now dubbed 'Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Really Hot!" The narsasistic host announced as a blue logo of Chris appeared over head.
"I belive there were only four 'Really's" Alejandro interjected.
"And I don't care"
"TEAM AMAZON!" Maddi, Ali, Lauren, Sam, Edith, and Sierra agreed, with one of Edith's arms hitting JJ to the ground accidently as a pink logo of the female gender symbol appeared.
"TEAM VICTORY!" The third team announced, as a gold logo of a trophy appeared.
"Well, it seems that the stage is set!" Chris announced, turning towards the camera. "What team will win immunity at the vote tonight? Find out when we return with more TOTAL… DRAMA!" He began to sing. "WORRRRRLD TOOOOOOUUUR!"
Alright! I've began working on this earlier then I said I would, but I'm just getting them ready… Remember to review favorite and follow! I'll see you all next time!
Also, I chose JJ for Sierra's affections because he's the closest to Cody in terms of… well everything! And yes, three of my five new contestants are from the original, but does it really matter? I think not. I've also posted a chart so you know who's on what team.
Remaining Contestants
Team Amazon: JJ, Ali, Edith, Lauren, Sam, Sierra, Maddi
Team Chris is Really*4 Hot: Mark, Alejandro, Drew, Connor, Paige, Cameron, Mathew
Team Victory: Jaden, Bella, Michael, Garret, Monaco, Brendan, Dawn