Bad News For Hiei

Note to Readers:

Ok, just so you know, I do not own ANY Yu Yu Hakusho characters. The only things I own that I bought (well, my mom bought) are some Yu Yu Hakusho DVDs, the Yu Yu Hakusho boxed set Dark Tournament: Part 1, a Yu Yu Hakusho calendar, a Hiei action figure, and my Yu Yu Hakusho Dark Tournament ps2 game. But, I bought all of them from a store, well, my mom did

Bad News Fore Hiei

Hiei was laying in a tree with his hands behind his head. He had his eyes closed and he was dreaming. Sadly, his dream was ruined by the sound of Botan's voice.

"Hiei, Hiei, wake up Hiei." Botan said as she shook his shoulder

Hiei moaned then opened his eyes. As he opened his eyes, he saw Botan.

"What do you want, Onna?" Hiei asked as he layed in the same position, though his eyes were open.

"Once again, I have a name and it is Botan!" Botan said.

"I know your name, I just felt like calling you Onna."

"Well, anyway. Koenma told me to bring you to his office. He has some news for both of us."

"What will he do if I choose not to go?"

"He will banish you to the human world forever."

"Hn... fine, I will go."

And with all of that persuasion, Botan got Hiei to Spirit World to speak with Koenma.

"Ah, hello Hiei. Hello Botan." Koenma said as he sat at his desk. Koenma was currently in toddler mode.

"Hello Lord Koenma." Botan said as she bowed.

Hiei just looked to his right, then at Koenma. "Hn... I hope you have a good reason for dragging me hear." Hiei said as he put his hands in his pockets

"Ah, Hiei, I do. I bring sad news to you Hiei, and just simple news to you, Botan." Koenma said.

"Oh boy, I'm just jumping with joy." Hiei said sarcastically.

"Oh Hiei, stop it and let Koenma talk." Botan said.

"Thank you Botan. As you both know, there are some strong C class demons that want the files of Spirit World. Well, they have decided to go after Botan to get to the files." Koenma began.

"Ahhh." was all Botan said.

"Well, Botan, you will need a guard, and that is where Hiei comes in. Hiei, you will live with Botan in an apartment in the Human World. Here are the keys." Koenma said while handing both Hiei and Botan a pair of the keys to the apartment.

"You want me to live with her?" Hiei asked as he looked at Botan.

"How can I live with a demon, Koenma?" Botan asked

"Do you have a problem with demons?" Hiei asked.

"Well, not with you, but I do have to admit, it is a bit strange." Botan said.

"ENOUGH YOU TWO, STOP FIGHTING!" Koenma yelled.

Hiei and Botan stopped fighting.

"Now as I was saying. Hiei, you will need to protect Botan, because if those demons get the files... Spirit World could be lost forever." Koenma said.

Hiei and Botan looked at each other, then at Koenma.

"Hn... very well, just as long I don't have to live with her for the rest of my life." Hiei said.

"Yes, same here." Botan said.

"Oh, no need to worry, you will just have to live with each other for a year at the most." Koenma said.

Hiei quickly looked at Koenma, then he walked out of the office.

"Well... thank you I guess." Botan said to Koenma as she walked out of the office. Botan walked faster so she could catch up with Hiei.

"Hey, it won't be that bad." Botan said as she smiled.

"Perhaps for you it won't be that bad, but it isn't that easy to guard someone who always gets themselves in trouble." Hiei said.

"Hey, I take that as an insult."

"That's what it was suppose to be."

"Oh, sometimes I just want to wring your little neck."

"Hn, I would like to see you try."

"Well, I wouldn't be able to keep up with you, plus, what would I do if I were caught by some demons?"

"Escape."

"Hey, it is harder to escape when you aren't good with a sword... or you don't have Spirit Energy."

"There are other ways."

"Well, I don't know them, and right now, I am in no mood to learn them."

"I wasn't going to teach you."

"I wasn't asking you to."

"..." was all Hiei said.

"Oh, and if we are going to be living together, you best cut some sarcasm off... we will have to sorta live like a couple, just so we don't create suspicion."

"Hn... I would not want to even act as if we were a couple."

"Fine, it's your decision."

"Fine, I decide that we just live together, that is all."

"Fine, I can agree with that."

And with that, Hiei and Botan headed back for the Human World.

Well, I hope you liked it, I know it's not the greatest, but hey, I like the pairing of Hiei and Botan .

Hiei: "Hn..."

Botan: "Awww... well, at least someone else likes the pairing."

Hiei: "You actually agree to it?"

Botan: "Well... no one has read the rest of the chapters yet, there not even created, but I know what happens."

Hiei: "Hn, and you think I don't?"

Botan: "Ah, well... no."

Hiei: glares at Botan

Botan: "Ok, I guess I knew you that you knew about the rest of the story."

Yuske: "Ha, you two have to live together."

Kuwabara: "Yeah, it must suck to be you two."

Hiei: smacks Kuwabara in the head "At least I don't have a head that is hollow."

Kuwabara: lays on ground in anime style

Yuske: laughs and points at Kuwa

Yukina: "Wow, what happened here?"

Kurama: "Your guess is as good as mine, Yukina."

Botan: "Hiei hit Kuwa in the head because of what he said."

Kurama: "Ah, it was coming for him."

Kuwabara: gets up "Huh, I guess I deserved that, but don't think that will keep me from laughing at you two.

Well, let's just hope Hiei doesn't kill Kuwa before the next chapter hugs Hiei Calm down.