The times when the new era marauders wished they were not Marauders. Harry's parents are alive. will involve Oc's. Snape is a step father.

"Time one: Dares and truths

"Harley sat back sluggishly glancing at William who mimicked him. Both sets of eyes turned to Harry. Harry gulped it was his turn .

"William chuckled . That was never a good sign , but at least it was not a cackle . " Harry I dare you to follow Snape around calling him mother , or father ."

"Harley chimed in. " I dare you to act like a three year old ."/p

"Leon sourly Jogged into the circle . " I dare you to wonder around in your boxers.

"Harry blinked confused for a moment studying his three friends. Leon was recovering from his dare

Harley looked about half pissed . William was being his usual evil Slytherin self. Harry shrugged standing up . He stripped down to his boxers . He left one sock on . He then wondered out of the Gryffindor common room. The other boys threw on the invisibility cloak over them. They had to crouch together . Harley held the marauder's map whispering to Harry on where to go.

"They found Snape . Harry analyzed his potions teacher. He could back out now. But the hell with it. Snape has been a rather large git lately . Harry wondered up to Snape. In a rather childish pouting voice Harry spoke." Are you my Moma?" Harry stuck his bottom lip out making it quiver . His eyes look two times the size of his normal started to water.

William chuckled quietly . Harley slapped his hand over his mouth . His giggles threatened to break through.

Snape wiped around in surprise only to see a barely clothed Harry. He was confused at first his eyebrows furrowed in . " Excuse me potter could you repeat?" Snape gulped .

"Harry's watering eyes lit up ." Of course Mommy . Are yous my moma?"

;"Snape took a deep breath feeling nervous for some reason. " Potter why are you not dressed?"

"Harry folded his arms against his chest fully pouting . " I was aiting on you mommy . Daddy said you didn't ant me."

" Potter for the sake of my sanity . Who is your father ?" Snape vaguely wanted to strangle somebody. He had no idea why his brain was going along with it .

"Harry looked adorably confused . " Mommy you on'ts remembers me and daddy?. Harry's bottom lip trembled more . He flopped down on the stone castle floors. He left out a murderous shrieking cry. He balled kicking and screaming .

" Harry James potter!"Snape snarled , " Knock it off this instant!"

" Mommy . " Harry hiccuped sniffling .

"What !" Snape roared .

"My middles Name is nots James it's Lucius . Harry Lucius potter."

"Snape turned away muttering . " Must of been his potions home work. No home brewing for potter." He started to walk away.

"Harry screamed after him scrambling up ." Ait mommy I don't know here I am !"

The boys waited behind . Harley was the first one to burst out laughing . William followed behind . Leon rolled his eyes. Harley fell out from under the invisibility cloak.

Snape suddenly rounded the corner . He glared at Harley ." Are you tracking down potter?" Snape hissed.

"Harley wide eyed nodded.

Snape, pushed the nuisance in front of him." It's yours. Are you taking proper precautions with your potions?"Your mother would kill me." Snape huffed .

"Harley nodded growing pale ." Sorry sir , Harry accidentally added to much ..."

"Snape interrupts him. " I know ... You didn't get infected did you ?

"Harry watched quietly .

"Harley shook his head no."

" Good now get him to bed."

"Harry suddenly got spastic and tackled Snape ." noooooooo mommy you can't sell me I got to fart! I gotta fart! I gotta fart!"

" Potter you fart on me and I'll ! And I'll!"

"Harry let a loud stinky one lose.

"Snape was gasping for breath like a fish . Harley stared half in humor and Half in terror.

" Dad.." Harley managed to squeak out.

"Harry laughed like a maniacal peeves and darted off./p

"A shell shocked Snape stared at the ceiling . " I have been violated in so many ways .

"Dad .. " Harley squeaked moving closer.

Snape. scowled "You move any closer and I will rub potter's stench all over you."

"Harley took off down the hall as fast as he could .

"Harry was waiting for him." I have more gas from where that came from. " Harry darkly chuckled shoving Harley in a classroom.

" Harry no no on the code of a marauder do not do it!" Harry kept advancing. " On our friendship Harry don't do it ! " Harry moved closer leaving out small farts . Harley darted to the other side . The door to the class room creaked open . There was a sudden deep growl, and a tackling sound .

"Harley turned to look and there was William in his Black wolf animagus form. Harley gapped in horror closing his hand over his mouth . He squeezed his eyes shut . Bracing himself for it

." Harry was screaming "no no no!"Trying to crawling away. "Dear god no no !"William in his animagus form jumped on Harry again . This time he let a loud one rip. A rather grotesque stench followed . William trotted happily away leaving the other two to deal with his stench . Harry was crying on the floor. Harley was cowering in a corner.