A/N:Sorry for not writing in a while people who have been reading my other stories just know that I wont be posting on my other stories for a while. Also Sileana, Beckandorf, Lee Fletcher, and Micheal Yew are alive. Completely ignores HOO Jason Piper and Leo are just Greek. Also in this universe Percy Nico and everyone are all the same age including Nico. Also anyone can sit at whatever table they want now.
Hi my name is Nico Di'angelo. I'm a child of Hades you know the one who had to kidnap his wife then cheated on her anyway.*Ground tremor* Sorry dad that's one of the reasons your famous. Anyway I'm 16 now and I love it. For those of you who think you know me. You don't know shit, you wouldn't even recognize me anymore. I have fully adopted the whole Child-Of-Hades cliche with some other things thrown in. By other things I of course mean stonerism. That's right stoner-ism I smoke so much toke John Lennon (R.I.P.) would be impressed. How did this happen you ask? Good question! I have Three words for you Travis and Conner. Yep, those two are the biggest potheads on the planet. Among my other smoking buddies Rachel (very very secretly I mean her dad is famous come on she cares somewhat), Sileana, Beckandorf , Piper, Percy, Katie, Jason, Malcolm (not really too much just when he is extremely stressed), Grover, and Juniper (That's right 2 of the biggest hippies ever are potheads big shock I know). The sweetest part of the deal is that since me and Percy are the only ones that have no one else in our cabins (Jason does too but still he doesn't want to keep it in his room cause of the whole "outstanding leader" thing) everyone keeps their plants in our rooms and we get to smoke all we want and Katie walks by our cabins everyday about noon and make the plants grow so we can harvest them because every Sunday we camp out in the woods. We have a bonfire and smoke a lot of pot all night. But now as to were I am right now, I'm getting high as fuck in my cabin with Percy,Travis, and Conner.
"Dude what will your obsessive as fuck girlfriend do to you if she finds out your doing this" Travis said to Percy
"Yeah you best chuck our pot out the window or else you owe us 4 plants." Conner said taking his two hits then passing it to me.
"She will prolly get extremely pissed off at me." Percy said as I took my two hits and then handed him the blunt we were smoking
"Dude she'll prolly rip your nuts off" Travis said laughing and grabbing the blunt off of Percy taking his 2 hits then passing it to his brother.
"Yep no more Pussy for Percy" Conner said between his 2 hits agreeing with his brother and handing me the roach.
"Anyone else want more or am I saving it for later?" I asked then everyone shook their heads yes so I burned the bottle I had and made a roach killer then we smoked the rest of the blunt.
"What the hell did we just smoke anyway?" Conner asked coughing a little bit
"OG Kush mixed with Purple Haze. It's good shit right?" I said/asked everyone
"Definitely man" Conner said his pupils were pretty much taking up his whole fucking eye by this point
"Yo guys, anyone need a cig?" Travis asked we all shook our heads no and brought out our own packs and lighters.
"So everyone" I asked "whats the pack of the week?"
"Ports" Percy said lighting his Newport
"Mavericks" Travis said taking a hit
"Marlboros" Conner said packing the new pack
"Camels" I said taking a drag off of my camel crush.
"I love pot" Conner announced lazily taking another slow drag off his Marlboro extra menthol
"Uh-hu" I said leaning back on my black satellite chair and flicking my ash into the tray
"Ditto" Percy said Dreamily and chilling on one of the many extra bunks in my cabin
"Yep" Travis said with a huge smile on his face and we all finished our cigarettes and put them in my overflowing ash tray. I pushed a button on the tray and the ash disappeared. That is majorly cool and my favorite thing ever.
"Let's get some breakfast bitches" Percy said finally loose from the excessive amount of pot we just smoked.
"Hell yeah" I said getting up from my comfy chair.
"Bangin" Travis yelled
"Well then lets get our munchies on" Conner said
at breakfast at Percy's table before Annabeth got there
"Percy bro even with the eye drops you still look pretty high" Travis slightly slurred
"And you still sound a little fucking high" Conner laughed
"Fuck off virgin" Travis said smugly
"Oh big talk. You sleep with one mortal at a party and now you think you're big shit" Conner said
"Shut up assholes your fucking with my mellow" Percy said
"Sorry Percy" Travis said sounding very apologetic
"yeah man didn't mean it" Conner said sincerely What just happened is that the high is very very sacred and anyone that intentionally fucks with someone's high is considered a seriously major dickhead. Because there is no way to turn off a high and if someone has a bad high because of it they might not come out of it until they are sober.
"Yo limp dicks hate to interrupt the moment but shut the fuck Annabeth is coming" I whispered
"Wait one more thing. Bonfire tonight?" Conner asked and we all shook our heads yes and then Annabeth sat down at the table.
"Hey guys." Annabeth said cheery as ever.
"Hey Annabeth." We all said through mouthfuls of food.
"Percy?" Annabeth asked
"yeah?" Percy said as he shook his head and stopped staring at the braziers
"Are you tired or something?" Annabeth asked genuinely concerned
"Yeah, I had some bad dreams" Percy said suddenly regaining enough composer to talk to his girlfriend as long as he didn't look directly in the eyes.
"Oh, that sucks seaweed brain" Annabeth said Putting her hand on his shoulder
"Yeah it does." Percy said.
"Well I think I can cheer you up later" Annabeth said pushing her now C36-cup breasts against Percy's arm."
"Damn Conner, even Percy has more game than you!" Travis laughed so hard I would have been afraid he was gonna choke. If the fire pit hadn't become increasingly interesting.
"Shut up Travis" Conner said with contempt in his voice
"Alright alright truce dude, I'll stop if you will" Travis said holding out his hand for Conner to shake
"Deal" Conner exclaimed shaking his twin brother's hand.
"Thank the gods, they have been fighting all morning sweetie" Percy said to Annabeth and she laughed
"Yeah that sounds like them alright" Annabeth said still giggling.
"Yo Percy it's 9:00 (yes its only 9:00 and I'm already stoned no I don't have a problem) we gotta go remember" Travis said oh right we had to meet Grover and juniper to set up for tonight
"yeah bro we gatta go see Grover and juniper" Conner said mimicking my own thoughts
"Ight guys." Percy said "I love you Wise Girl"
"I love you too seaweed brain" Annabeth said and she kissed Percy. About 30 seconds later I cleared my throat to get them to break it the hell up.
"OK OK dude I'm going" Percy whined and got up.
Author's Note: I will not be continuing past this chapter until I get 6 reviews. Also just pointing this out if you get bored waiting for this story then please read my Thalibeth story.
