One Piece One-shots

Chapter 1

Boy to Man

Nami was used to her captain's antics and knew he was still a kid at heart. She understood that he was still growing up and looked up to those like Zoro, Sanji, and unfortunately Franky and Usopp. At times how he would looked forward to a fight annoyed her, and she had to remember that most of the time it was a game. But this time he had gone too far! This was by far one of the worst things he had ever done! She didn't know if she could ever forgive him! Right in the dead middle of the whole deck he had built a fort, and not just any fort but a 'Boys Only' Fort.

The fort was even built like a little boy would build a fort. It was made of pillows, blankets, cardboard and whatever their childish captain could find. Halfway through building it, Franky and Usopp started to help Luffy build the damn thing. Franky wanted to build it out of metal and wood, but Luffy insisted that it had to be made out of blankets and pillows. So before long they had built a fairly large fort, and then in blue paint on a piece of wood Luffy hung the sign 'Boys Only.'

Sure it was nothing really to get angry over, but still Nami hated those things! It excluded her and Robin, and now Luffy was busy gathering every guy on the crew to go inside of it. Chopper, Usopp, Brook, and Franky were easy enough to convince, and after threatening Sanji with eating all the food on the ship he joined as well. The only one left was Zoro. The swordsman was up in the crow's nest working out once again and was not too happy with Luffy pestering him to join them in the fort.

Four times already Zoro had thrown Luffy out of the crow's nest saying that he was trying to get stronger for the whole damn crew, but every time Luffy stretched back up to the nest and started to whine. The shouts from Zoro could be heard all over the ship, and even Robin couldn't concentrate on the book she was reading because of the two. The older woman joined the rest of the crew as they watched Zoro and Luffy 'fight' about the fort. Finally, the strong Zoro was forced into the club, after a shower of course.

Now, all of those damn men were in that damn fort talking about some damn subject, and Nami couldn't stand it! She held her arms over her chest glaring at the fort as she sunbathed in her red bikini. Robin, who was lying next to Nami wearing a green bikini with a wrap style skirt covering the lower half of her body, was able to read again.

The older woman couldn't help but give a small laugh at Nami who was pouting. Nami directed her glare at Robin, angry that anyone would find this funny.

"What?" she snapped at the older women when she heard Robin laugh. But almost instantly, Nami softened and had a look of worry on her face as she remembered what the woman next to her could do. "Oh! I'm sorry Robin. I'm…just…ugh!" she said as she lay back in her chair and covered her face with hands.

Robin wasn't taken aback by what Nami did but instead started to laugh a bit more. "What's wrong Nami-chan?" she asked as she watched for Nami's reaction.

The navigator just sighed as she looked over at Robin. "Those stupid boys! They make their own little damn fort in the middle of the ship! Why couldn't they use their own cabin? Hell, why couldn't they just use the kitchen!" she mumbled as she flipped over in her chair. "It's just all so stupid," she pouted as she held her face in her palms.

Robin softly laughed again and smiled. "Boys will be boys," she said as she resumed reading, but just then Nami sat up and was smiling brightly at Robin.

"You know, you could see and hear what they are saying," she said evilly looking back at the fort.

"I can't," Robin said smiling at Nami whose face fell into depression. "Boy's only."

Inside the Fort

"Okay crew, this is the first meeting of the Thousand Sunny Fort For Men!" Luffy shouted as he sat on a blue pillow banging his sandal against a small wooden podium. Chopper, Usopp and Brook cheered as Luffy said this, holding up little flags and wearing headbands that Usopp had made for the meeting. The large cyborg Franky was also wearing one of the headbands but just sitting their smiling while they cheered. Zoro and Sanji, however, had their eyes closed gritting their teeth as they listened to Luffy antics.

Luffy looked over all of them and nodded. "I need to ask you all a serious question that could change our adventures forever," Luffy said. All then men inside gulped as they listened to what Luffy had to say next. What could it be? What was he going to ask all of them that could change how they would reach their dreams? They all sat there in silence waiting for what Luffy had to say.

"What is sex?" Luffy asked as he stuck his finger up his nose. Everyone inside the fort fell over before jumping up and hitting Luffy in the back of the head, except for Brook who had somehow managed to get a nose bleed. After everyone got their share of hitting Luffy, they all went back to their spots as the Captain got up. Then, they started shouting at him.

"What the hell do you mean by that, you idiot?" Sanji shouted first as fire came from his eyes.

"This isn't something you needed to ask all of us about!" Usopp shouted as he tried to cover Chopper's ears still thinking him too young to hear about such things even though he was a doctor. Sometimes Usopp forgot.

"Sometimes I forget why the hell I joined this crew!" Zoro shouted as he hit Luffy one more time. Since he was the first mate, he could do such things.

"You should have come to me, Straw Hat Bro. This is a conversation for you to have with your older brother," Franky said before Zoro and Usopp hit him in the back of the head.

"We don't need another pervert on this ship!" The two of them shouted as Chopper ran around them blushing madly and crying about the 'morality' of the ship. Brook, at the same time, crawled up to Luffy and looked at him.

"Luffy-san, what made you think of this?" the skeleton asked. Suddenly the entire club went quite. They all wanted to know how the hell Luffy didn't know about sex, but more importantly who made him start thinking about it. They all stared at him wide-eyed, waiting for an answer. None so much as Sanji, Zoro and Franky.

The three of them were frightened that Luffy could be now showing interested in the only two female crew members, Nami and Robin. Sanji had tears rolling down his cheeks as he thought about either Nami or Robin falling in love with the captain Oh how his life would be shattered knowing that now the two most beautiful women on the ship could end up being Luffy's wife! He then curled up into a fetal position as tears ran down his face as he rocked back and forth.

Zoro, however, was more concerned about Nami. He would not admit it out loud. Hell, he didn't even admit it to himself most of the time, but he had been developing strong feelings towards Nami. He didn't know when the hell it began, but it sure as hell wasn't love at first sight. Was it back on Arlong's Park when he saw her so defenseless? During Alibasta when he was worried about her even during his own fight? Thriller Bark? He sure as hell could not stand anyone else marrying Nami, especially the cook. As of late, Zoro always dreamed he'd be the one to marry Nami. He shook his head violently; this was no time for him to be thinking about that! No…he should not be thinking about that at all…but he still had his dreams.

Franky also looked nervous for a second as a blush crossed his face. No one on the ship knew that he and a certain archeologist were secretly dating. Ow! How would he react if it was his woman Luffy found super? The poor cyborg just started to have tears roll down his face, for in his mind he played a scenario of having to leave the crew to be with his beloved! Ow! How unfair life can be!

"Did you see someone's panties?" Brook asked the Captain, which was greeted by several blows to the head.

"Well…" Luffy started as he looked up and scratched his chin; oblivious to the beating Brook was being given. "I guess it started half way through the first year of us being separated," Luffy stated as he put his finger back up his nose.

Flashback

Luffy gave an exhausted sigh as he lay on his back resting from Rayleigh's training. It was one of the few times that the former first mate of Gol D. Rodger let him relax. He closed his eyes as he started to nap and soon fell into a deep sleep, but for some reason though his dream was filled with a certain Amazon Lilly woman. He could see her as clear as day, each feature of her body outlined, and something, something was just different.

Soon the dream started to take a different turn, he was there in front of her and both of them were naked. At first he felt embarrassed for some reason. He had seen this woman naked three times before, but now…something was different. Soon they got closer and closer to each other until he could almost touch her. He soon started to notice the subtle movements of her breast as she breathed, the graceful curves of her body. Somehow he felt hungry, but not the huger he was used to. He felt like a rush of water had fallen over him when he awoke, though that could also have been Rayleigh dropping a bucket of cold water with piranhas on him, but that was beside the point. When he awoke and pulled the man eating fish off him he asked Rayleigh about his dream. At first the old man just sat there dumbfounded before bursting out in laughter. He told Luffy that it was the time for training not for thinking such things, though what he had just experienced was called a wet dream.

End of Flashback

"And that is all I remember…I got hit in the head a lot though during my training." Luffy said as he scratched his head trying to remember his training. However, the rest of the crew just sat there in silence and in confusion. Zoro sat there his mouth open trying to make a sound but just bits of noise came from his mouth. Sanji's mouth just hung open as smoke rose from his cigarette. Brook was getting a nose bleed, Usopp looked as though he was about to faint and Chopper had already ran out of the club screaming. However, Franky just gave a sigh of relief.

"What the hell?" Sanji shouted as he kicked Luffy, "I get trapped on an island with horrible men trying to rape me, and you get not just put on an island with the most amazing women in the world, but you fell in love with one!" he shouted as he kicked Luffy a few more times before falling over crying. By now, Luffy had a few new bruises and slightly broken feelings.

"Wait…isn't anyone going to tell me what it is?" Luffy asked as he grabbed Zoro and Franky with tears in his eyes. "I want to know!"

Franky and Zoro looked down at their captain and then around the fort. Somehow Sanji, Usopp and even Brook were able to escape the horror of giving thetalk, so now it was just the Swordsmen and the Cyborg to teach their child-captain what sex was. The two of them swallowed the lumps in their throats.

"Okay Straw Hat Bro, we'll tell you about sex," Franky said as he pushed the sunglasses off his face and smiled at Luffy.

"But once we start you can't leave," Zoro said as he gave a devilish smile and wrapped his bandana around his head, the situation being serious enough for him to wear it.

Luffy just looked up at the two of them and had stars in his eyes as he got ready to learn about the mystery of sex. "Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!" Luffy shouted as he looked at the two. "Is it like Devil Fruit? Or Haki? Does it involve meat?" Luffy shouted in question as he got ready.

"Well…" Zoro said as he scratched his chin, "It might include some…fruit" He said as he looked over at Franky smiling evilly.

"And maybe some meat" Franky said smiling evilly back at Zoro.

Outside

One by one people started to come out of the fort. The first was Chopper who ran out screaming and locked himself in his office. Robin, being the mother figure to the poor reindeer, went to see what was wrong, but when she came back all she could tell Nami was that Chopper was in a corner rocking back and forth repeating 'Morality of the Ship.' This did worry Nami and Robin a little, but the poor thing always overreacted to small incidents. Whatever they were talking about in that fort must have been too much for the poor kid

The next out were Brook and Usopp who were too dumbfounded to say anything. Instead, Usopp went over to a side of the ship and begin to sketch something, but every time he looked like he was done, he would crumble it up and throw it over the side of the ship. Brook just stood behind the Sunny's lion head sipping tea, and when he was done he kept sipping the empty cup apparently too dumfound to even notice he was out. This was really starting to worry Nami and Robin. They had never known either Usopp or the skeleton to keep quiet about anything. So whatever they were talking about really must have been serious.

Finally, there was Sanji. He walked up the stairs to where Nami and Robin sat with no cigarette in his mouth, a true warning sign that something bad had taken place. He looked over at the two before he broke into tears and ran into his kitchen. Now they knew something had happen. After a few moments of silence between the two, Nami finally spoke up, "What could they be talking about? It's not like them to…"

"NOOO! Stop! I don't want to know anymore! Leave me alone!" Luffy shouted from inside the fort, bringing everyone to attention. Soon the Rubber Man was running out, but both his arms were still inside as he stretched out.

"You wanted to know! We are teaching you!" Zoro shouted as one of the arms started to stretch out more signifying that Zoro was trying to pull him back in.

"Straw Hat Bro! Big Brother Franky needs to show you his ways! Now come back here!" Franky shouted as well, and soon the Rubber Man was back inside the fort screaming for his life.

Nami and Robin sat there looking at the fort with their mouths open in shock. The male members of the Straw Hat crew looked back at them for a second before going back to what they were doing. The two females looked at one another not sure what to say or do. That's when Nami stood up and marched right up to the fort, anger boiling inside of her.

"What the hell are you idiots up to?" She shouted as she kicked the fort, knocking some of the pillows down. Inside the sounds of muffles could be heard, and then suddenly Zoro gave a yelp of pain.

"You bastard, you bit me!" Zoro shouted.

"Nami! Save me! They are telling me about Se…" Soon Luffy's voice became mumbled as the sound of the Cyborg's laugher starting to ring out.

"Don't worry, Girlie! Everything in here is SUP~ER!" Franky shouted as the sound of mumbling was heard again.

"Nami! As your Captain, I order you to save me!" Luffy shouted again before he gave a yelp of pain.

"Don't listen, Nami. He agreed to this when he asked us the damn question," Zoro said from within the fort as more and more of Luffy's muffled screams came from within. Finally Nami lost it. With one powerful kick the entire fort was down, and all that was left was a sheet covering a large lump. Soon three powerful punches came down and three men gowned in pain.

"Okay, I want to know what the hell you idiots were talking about right now!" Nami shouted as she put her hands on her hips and looked at each one of her crew mates as if they were small children in trouble. "If anyone of you gives me any bullshit I will throw you off the ship!" she shouted again making all three of them tremble in fear, along with other male crewmates.

The three of them pulled the sheet off of them to reveal that Zoro had Luffy in a headlock and Franky was holding down Luffy's arms. Luffy's limbs were stretched all over the place circling around Zoro and Franky as if he was trying to find a way out of their grasp. Zoro and Franky started to let Luffy go as he crawled over to Nami crying.

"They're telling me evil things!" Luffy shouted as he grabbed onto Nami's leg, but she kicked him back into Zoro and Franky making them fall over. Now Nami was angry, her right eyebrow was twitching as she stared at each one of them.

"What kind of evil things?" She asked making each male crew member shutter again. Luffy just sniffed a little bit before shouting out for the whole sea to hear.

"What happens when a boy puts his penis in a woman's virgina!" Luffy cried out making Nami and the rest of the crew go pale, even a few passing seagulls looked down in alarm. No one knew what to say next. Zoro and Franky were blushing, Chopper had fainted, Brook and Sanji got nosebleeds, and Usopp held his sketch book up; Nami was furious while Robin just giggled.

"You told him what?" Nami shouted as she started to punch Franky and Zoro on the head multiple times. "You perverted bastards! How could you tell him about a thing like that! You know he is not even close to ready to even think about it!" she shouted as she tried to erase the thoughts of how Zoro and Franky might have told him.

"Stop it you damn witch. He asked us to!" Zoro shouted as he tried to block the blows.

"Ow! He did! He came to his two big brothers for help!" Franky shouted as held out this metal arms which blocked the attacks, so Zoro got an extra pounding. Soon the words finally sank into Nami and she directed her attention to Luffy.

"Why do you need to know about that?" She shouted as she kicked Luffy into a wall. The poor Rubber Man sank down as he held his head in pain.

"Oi Nami! You're supposed to help me not hurt me!" Luffy cried as he rubbed his head again. He looked up in time to see Nami stomping over to him glaring daggers. Luffy just gulped and shut his eyes closed as he waited for the next blow, and waited, and waited, and…nothing? He opened one eye to see Nami standing in front of him pinching her temple as she looked up in the sky.

"Why is it that no one taught you Sex Ed?" Nami asked as she looked over at Zoro and Franky and gave a large sigh, "And why is it you asked them about this?" she said as she walked back up the steps to Robin. "Once Chopper snaps out of whatever he is doing ask him…I'm sure he can tell you." She said as she sat down.

"N…no way! Chopper couldn't handle it!" Usopp said as he stood up, "He's already traumatized from even being asked about sex! Do you really want to add to his torture by having Luffy ask about whatever Franky and Zoro told him?" the sniper yelled standing up for the youngest member for the Straw Hat Crew. Nami just sighed knowing that for once Usopp was right. Chopper would have a heart attack, and finding a new doctor in the New World would be impossible.

"Well what do you suggest then?" Nami asked putting her hands on her hips. Usopp blushed before he started to scratch his chin, suddenly an idea came to his head and a wide grin spread across his face.

"How about you and Robin tell Luffy about sex?" Usopp asked looking at the two females.

"What?" Nami yelled taking a step back in shock while Robin just chuckled softly.

"That's not a bad idea, Usopp-kun. I think Nami-Chan and I are the best suited to tell him about sex," Robin said smiling as if nothing of what she said was wrong in anyway, but this made Nami freak out even more.

"No way in hell am I going to help with this! I don't even want to know what Zoro and Franky told Luffy about sex!" Nami cried out pointing to both Zoro and Franky as she yelled. "I don't even want to know what dirty thoughts they have going through their minds!" she yelled once more, but as she did she didn't noticed the swordsman getting closer to her. "Franky I know what he would think about, but Zoro! God knows what he thinks about!" Nami said as turned around to find the swordsman behind her. The last time she looked at him he was across the boat, but now, Zoro was standing right in front of her.

Zoro just looked down at her smiling. "Don't know what I think about? Let me show you," Zoro said before placing both of his hands on her shoulders and pulling her close to him pressing his lips to hers. At first Nami's eyes went wide in shock and she attempted to push him away. But soon, something about the situation made the whole world melt away leaving only her and Zoro. Caught up in the moment, Nami returned his kiss eagerly, even deepening it when his tongue grazed against her lips begging for entrance. With her arms around him, she enjoyed the feeling of his embrace forgetting even that the two of them were kissing passionately in front of the entire crew. As they pulled apart the whole crew looked at them in surprise, except for Robin who was just sitting back smiling. Zoro pulled away straightening up smirking as if he had just defeated a challenging opponent, while Nami sank back with her eyes half open and in a daze. Suddenly, her eyes went wide as reality caught up with her.

Usopp and Brook were holding their faces as their jaws hung open, looking like they were about to scream but too shocked to have anything come out of their moths. Sanji had broken hearts in his eyes as he started swaying back and forth before fainting. Finally, there was Franky who pushed his sunglasses up and was rubbing his eyes as if he didn't believe what he was seeing. Looking at the shocked expressions of her crew mates made Nami blush madly as she looked up at Zoro in anger.

"You….you…" Nami tried to find the words to express her anger, but the smiling swordsmen kept her from forming a correct sentence. "You…"

"Great kisser?" Zoro said laughing as he did looking down at the confused navigator. This made Nami blush even harder with a scowl on her face. As Zoro laughed at the irritated Nami, Luffy approached them with his finger up his nose again.

"So…was that sex?" Luffy asked as he flicked a bugger off his finger.

"No it wasn't you idiot!" both Zoro and Nami said in unison as they slammed their fists into the top of Luffy's head. The Rubber Man fell over shouting in pain as Robin just sat their still chuckling.

"No it wasn't Luffy, but if you watch them they might show you." Robin said. Zoro and Nami turned their heads towards her and shouted.

"Shut up!"

"Oh look their already completing each other's sentences how Super!" Franky laughed as he placed his sunglasses back over his eyes. Soon Nami and Zoro were glaring and shouting at him to shut up as well while the cyborg just laughed.

"Luffy-san" Robin said looking down at their Captain as Nami and Zoro kept shouting at the cyborg. "I can tell you about sex, just meet me and Franky in the library latter. I make sure to explain everything and explain what Franky and Zoro said," Robin said smiling. The rest of the crew looked over at Robin in surprise, except for Sanji who was still out cold.

"Really!" Luffy shouted in excitement.
"Yep," She said smiling as she looked over at Franky, "Do you think you could help me?" she asked giving a wink. Franky just started laughing before he did his signature dance in joy.

"Sup-per! I would love to help you Nico Robin to teach Straw-Hat Bro about sex!" the cyborg said laughing. Robin just chuckled as Luffy started to bounce up and down.

"Can we start now? Can we? Oh I am so excited!" Luffy shouted forgetting about already being traumatized by Zoro and Franky.

"Do you think you can start now?" Robin asked Franky. The cyborg just laughed as he walked over to the door to the library.

"After you" he said smiling. Robin just once again chuckled as she entered the library followed by an overly excited Luffy. Next came Franky closing the door behind them. The rest of the crew just watched not knowing what to say.

"So…are you and Nami a thing now?" Usopp asked making Nami blush once again.

Two Hours latter

Luffy opened the door of the library and walked out on to the deck. There were dark rings under his eyes, he was as pale as a ghost and he looked traumatized. Sanji, who had been smoking a cigarette on his way to fetch Luffy from the library, barely looked up at the boy when he began to talk.

"Oi Luffy, your just in time. I was going to call you to dinner. It's mostly meat tonight," Sanji said as he pointed to the kitchen with his thumb. Luffy just shook his head as he walked toward the head of the Thousand Sunny.

"Not hungry," Luffy said as he kept walking.

"Okay I will…what?" Sanji shouted as he watched Luffy walk normally to the Lion head of the Sunny and sit down. Sanji stared at Luffy for a few seconds before looking at the now closed door of the library and back at Luffy. "What the hell happened in there?" Sanji asked as he witnessed, for the first time in history, Luffy refusing food.