A/N: Hey guys, I know its been a while. I have a bunch of stories in my head, I just don't have time to put it online. Funny thing is that I have read Fanfics like everyday. I noticed that every Badboy!Klaine story that I read and i wrote are always saying that they are bad because they had a traumatic experience and that's how they cope. I wanted to write a story that shows either Badboy!Kurt or Badboy!Blaine being a badboy because they wanted to. Not because it was a way for them to cope but just because they are naturally bad. So this story is BadBoy!Kurt and Somewhat Nerd!Blaine. I hope you like it. I have no idea where I'm going with this story but it will go somewhere. Its going to have several time jumps until they are in high school.

5 Years Old Kurt

"KURT ELIZABETH HUMMEL! GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT!" Kurt's mom yelled from the bedroom. Burt poked his head into the bedroom to see what his troublesome son has done this time. Seriously, his kid knows how to piss people off. He always has to get back at someone and one day he's going to get back at the wrong person.

"What he do this time?" Burt asked his wife and took a good look at her. She has different colored hair and they were sticking up very straight like they were glued up. Burt couldn't help but laugh at the image of his wife who was very red with frustration.

"Oh you find this funny?" Elizabeth glared at her husband.

"It's kinda funny. What did you do to him?" Burt asked amused

"What makes you think I did something to him?"

"Well you know Kurt doesn't get back at people unless they do something to him first. So I ask again, what did you do?"

"Oh come on, Burt! He's five years old! I told him he can't wear his heels that he got when he was three years old because it doesn't fit him anymore and he got mad at me!"

Burt busted out laughing even harder than before. "Well there you go." He said after calming down from his laughter. "You know he loves those heels."

"BUT IT DOESNT FIT HIM ANYMORE!.. KURT HUMMEL GET IN HERE NOW!"

"Ummm HEY KIDDO YOU BETTER GET DOWN HERE BEFORE YOUR MOM GETS ANEURYSM!" Burt yelled to his son's room.

"KURT NO HERE! KURT TRAVEL TO COSTA RICA! ME LISA. ME TAKE MESSAGE FOR KURT" A small yet high voice rolled back down.

Burt snickered. His kid was always interesting to him. "Well Lisa, please tell Kurt that when he gets back his mom grounded him for a week."

"Why do I have to be the one to ground him?" Elizabeth asked Burt exasperated.

"Hey I'm not getting on his bad side Lizzie. Look what he did to you. Good thing I'm bald." Burt said laughing yet again

"BURT HE'S FIVE!"

"Yes. Five and very sneaky and vengeful. Good luck honey."

"KKKKUURRRRTTTTTT"

5 Years Old Blaine

"BLAINE DEVON ANDERSON! GET DOWN HERE AND SPEND TIME WITH YOUR FAMILY." Blaine's dad yelled from the theater room in their basement. Karen walked in with a bowl of popcorn and her oldest son Cooper at her tail.

"He's not down here yet? What is he doing this time?"

"HEY YO BLAINERS WHY ARE NOT COMING DOWN HERE?" Copper yelled up at his brother.

"I CAN'T COME DOWN! I HAVE TO FIND OUT WHY RED RIDING HOOD'S PARENTS WOULD LEAVE THEIR CHILD IN THE WOODS ALONE IN THE DARK, WITH FRESH BAKED FOOD, KNOWING THERE IS A WOLF IN THE FOREST! I MEAN COME ON!" Blaine yelled downstairs to his family. For a 5 year old he was very smart and very into books and school and..stuff.

"OMG YOU ARE SUCH A NERD BLAINERS!" Cooper yelled at his brother and it turned into a screaming match between the two boys.

"BOYS SHUT UP! BLAINE GET DOWN HERE OR WE ARE STARTING WITHOUT YOU!" Jack yelled up at his son.

"GO AHEAD DAD!" Blaine yelled back to his family.

"BBBBLLLAAAIINNEEEEE"

A/N: Well there you go, the first chapter. I like it! Even though I have no idea where I'm going with this. Please review or give me an idea of where to go with this.