I wake up in my room, a room I havent seen since i was 3, so about 7 years ago. I now have to go to a new school with my big brother, Eric Cartman. I've been living with my dad in Texas and my mom and briother were in South Park, Colorado since I was born. Now its the first day of school with my brother, who im in the same grade as because is skipped a grade. " Cartman! Get up!" When Cartman finally woke up he yelled, " Bitch, get your big tits outta my face!" So i smaked him and left to get dresses. I put one my black long slived shirt, my light blue shorts, my black boots, and my purple vest hoodie. So we left to the bus stop and i faintly saw the out lines of Cartmans "friends", Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. When we finally got to the bus stop the guys started staring at me and the one named "Kenny" wasnt just starin at me he was staring at my chest, then muffeled, " Woah, Cartman, you wernt lying!" Cartman Laughed and said " Dude dont stare at my sisters chest." Then outta no where they guys interoduced themselfs, "Im Stan, and this is Kyle and he's Kenny." "Hi you guys, nice to meet you."

So, we're on the bus and I decide to sit Cartman. The guys are trying to be nice but in my family we don't like to get cozy to fast in a new enviroment so I decided to put in my headphones and just wait to get to school. Now, we're in school and i take my seat next to Kenny. Then, right when I get settled tell me to introduce myself to the class. I don't want to get in trouble so I get up and say, "Hey, I'm Christina Kerr, I'm Eric Cartman's baby sister." That was like a button of mass destruction because when I said that everyone's faces went kinda frightened, so I smiled and then added, "So, if he bothers you I'll take care of it, and if you I'll take care of you". And I said that with the biggest smile, and with that I was done so I sat at my seat with when I sat down started what they call class. Now a few hours have passed and it's time for lunch and I'm not very hungry so I pick at it for a while then gave it to Cartman. Then Stan touched my arm, "You aren't hungry at all, Crystal?" I just looked at him and said, "Not really." Then out of no where a boy my brother discribed as Butters ran up to the lunch table the me, eric, stan, kyle, kenny, token, craige, and clyde were at. Then he shouted, "Fellas! I heard a really sexy new girl just started going here!" Then he looked at the table and notised there was a girl there that he had never seen before and got an idiotic look one his face. Then he looked strait at me and said, "Youre the new girl!? Wow, youre pretty!" I just looked at him and gave him a big smile, "You must be Butters, I'm Eric Cartman's little sister, Christina."