Ok soo i know it's not christmas time so don't review saying i'm late, you'll just be wasting your time and pissing me off, i got the idea last night.
ATTENTION!!!!: this is not an original meaning that the fic you are about to read i didn't make up, it actually came from an e-mail i read sometime ago, so all the credit goes to the genius who came up with it. i just made a Naruto version of it. So if anyone tells me its not an original....trust me I KNOW!!!!
its rated M for language no lemons so don't get your hopes up
Ryuuma - 9 (on the verge of 10)
Nanae - 8
Anemone - 8
Shinato - 5
Enjoy!!!!
Dear Santa
Dear Santa,
I know you are probably wondering why is it that I'm writing to you on Christmas day but after opening my presents this morning; I just had to write to you. Santa I was a very good girl this year, I listened to my mummy and all of my elders which is something I hardly do, well except for my mummy and daddy cuz I love them so. I helped my mummy and daddy with the errands around the house and I even help Iruka-sensei with some of his and Ayame from the Ichiraku Ramen Shop with some of her deliveries plus to top the off I protected Anemone for those girls who like to make fun of her sometimes.
Santa I studied really hard this year in the Academy too, so hard that I even came first in class and beat that Nara kid for once. I made it my duty to be extremely nice and not naughty.
When I wrote my Christmas letter to you, I asked you for a Barbie Princess Doll, a Dora the Explorer computer game and a Cabbage Patch Doll plus a Checkers Board Game because daddy says that I'm too young to play Chess, what's the difference anyways?
So Santa how the fuck, after reading my list you would leave under out Christmas tree a shitty, fucking light up Yo-Yo, a stink ass plastic tea-set and a fucking no-name doll that looks like she has fucking Polio? Santa you must be fucking blind, or you just can't bloody read!!! Every year I keep telling myself that I would stop believing in you but like a fool I always give you a second chance but not a-fucking-gain, you're fucking fat ass dead with me, you hear me DEAD!!!
I'll be waiting for your ass next year. You better don't try to climb your fat Jenny Craig wanting ass down my chimney you know, because I swear I would fuck you up. Just imagine you gave Ryuuma and Shinato everything that they wanted, that now they don't have enough room to walk around in.
Santa, you see you and those fucking Reindeer, y'all better think twice about landing on my house next year you know, especially that fucking Rudolph, let him just blink his fucking shiny red nose once, I swear he would wish it was green because I would out that fucking light so fast you and those dumb-ass Reindeer wouldn't see your way back to the fucking North Pole.
Next year, I will be back to my good old self again, causing terror and havoc around Konoha and wait patiently kunai, senbons and shuriken for your fat ass to come Ho-Hoing on my roof top.
Sincerely Yours,
Nanae Uchiha (Anemone's twin sister)
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well you know the drill
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