A/N: I must warn you: weird insanity follows!
James strolled through the corridors, desguised in a black suit, his hair was neatly combed and he was wearing sunglasses! James thought he looked very sophistacated and walked into the Great Hall. The whole Hall went silent when he walked in. He looked at everyone with a 'make-my-day-look' and said with a strong British accent: "The name is Blonde, James Blonde!" (Even though he wasn't even blonde) All the girls fainted, while the boys raised their eyebrows and thought 'that is one strange dude!" Except the rest of the marauders, who cheered at the sight of their tough mate. Suddenly there was a loud scream, which came from the dormitories. James Blonde didn't waste a second but rushed up to the Girls-dormitories. There he found Lily Evans, a beautiful girl with long red hair and emerald eyes. She kept screaming very loudly, even though our hero was there at the spot. "What's the matter, pretty lady?" James asked with his arms folded over his chest. "MY HAIR, LOOK AT MY HAIR!" she shrieked crying. James stared at her hair but didn't see anything unnatural. "There's nothing wrong with it my lady, now I'm here, do you care to join me to." he began with a charming voice, but was interrupted by Lily who yelled "There's a hairbrush stuck in my hair!" James looked a bit better. "Aha! Now I see it, I was a little bit distracted by your stunning face" he smiled. "Well, do you mind getting the hairbrush out?" Lily asked impatiently. James grabbed the hairbrush and pulled at it. This caused Lily to scream in pain again. "OUCH! BE CAREFUL, YOU GIT!" She glared at James "Hehe" our hero smiled nervously. 'Am I losing my touch with the women?' he thought fearfully. He tugged the hairbrush a few more times, but it didn't move an inch. It's time for some more drastic measures then! James seized a pair of scissors and cut a large piece of hair off. "Tada" he said, while smiling with a 'I'm-tha-man-look.' He showed Lily the hairbrush and the piece of hair. But instead of giving him a thankful kiss, like most women did, she slapped him hard across the face. "Nooooo, look what you did to my precious hair! I'm gonna make sure MI-6 fires you!" Lily fumed. James felt that it was time to run. "Hehe, well see ya!" he made a wild dash for the exit. Lily ran after him, but he slammed the door shut in her face.
Then he went to the bar. "What would you like to drink, Sir?" asked the bartender friendly. "A wet Martini please, stirred, not shaken!" James said. But after he ordered his drink he saw Lily coming in. 'O blimey! I better run!' he thought frightened and ran away, with Lily chasing him. Suddenly Sirius, Remus and Peter came to rescue James ontheir broomsticks. "Quick James! Grab my hand!" yelled Sirius. James jumped and clutched Sirius' hand. And once again, James Blonde is saved by: The rest of the Marauders!
*¨Tha End¨*
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James strolled through the corridors, desguised in a black suit, his hair was neatly combed and he was wearing sunglasses! James thought he looked very sophistacated and walked into the Great Hall. The whole Hall went silent when he walked in. He looked at everyone with a 'make-my-day-look' and said with a strong British accent: "The name is Blonde, James Blonde!" (Even though he wasn't even blonde) All the girls fainted, while the boys raised their eyebrows and thought 'that is one strange dude!" Except the rest of the marauders, who cheered at the sight of their tough mate. Suddenly there was a loud scream, which came from the dormitories. James Blonde didn't waste a second but rushed up to the Girls-dormitories. There he found Lily Evans, a beautiful girl with long red hair and emerald eyes. She kept screaming very loudly, even though our hero was there at the spot. "What's the matter, pretty lady?" James asked with his arms folded over his chest. "MY HAIR, LOOK AT MY HAIR!" she shrieked crying. James stared at her hair but didn't see anything unnatural. "There's nothing wrong with it my lady, now I'm here, do you care to join me to." he began with a charming voice, but was interrupted by Lily who yelled "There's a hairbrush stuck in my hair!" James looked a bit better. "Aha! Now I see it, I was a little bit distracted by your stunning face" he smiled. "Well, do you mind getting the hairbrush out?" Lily asked impatiently. James grabbed the hairbrush and pulled at it. This caused Lily to scream in pain again. "OUCH! BE CAREFUL, YOU GIT!" She glared at James "Hehe" our hero smiled nervously. 'Am I losing my touch with the women?' he thought fearfully. He tugged the hairbrush a few more times, but it didn't move an inch. It's time for some more drastic measures then! James seized a pair of scissors and cut a large piece of hair off. "Tada" he said, while smiling with a 'I'm-tha-man-look.' He showed Lily the hairbrush and the piece of hair. But instead of giving him a thankful kiss, like most women did, she slapped him hard across the face. "Nooooo, look what you did to my precious hair! I'm gonna make sure MI-6 fires you!" Lily fumed. James felt that it was time to run. "Hehe, well see ya!" he made a wild dash for the exit. Lily ran after him, but he slammed the door shut in her face.
Then he went to the bar. "What would you like to drink, Sir?" asked the bartender friendly. "A wet Martini please, stirred, not shaken!" James said. But after he ordered his drink he saw Lily coming in. 'O blimey! I better run!' he thought frightened and ran away, with Lily chasing him. Suddenly Sirius, Remus and Peter came to rescue James ontheir broomsticks. "Quick James! Grab my hand!" yelled Sirius. James jumped and clutched Sirius' hand. And once again, James Blonde is saved by: The rest of the Marauders!
*¨Tha End¨*
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