Paradise Vacation…Not!

AN: Halloo! Once again, this is Daoshi-sama. I created an oc character named Yuri. She is an Uchiha but she lived with ordinary citizens in Konoha. She is Sasuke's twin sister.

Disclaimer: I'm not a genius like Kishimoto so Naruto could not possibly be mine.

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Chapter 1: Invitation to paradise

Somewhere in a bar…

"What's taking sensei so long? He said he'll be right here," Sakura tapped her foot impatiently. She looked over to her blue-haired teammate who has been her longtime crush. "What do you think, Sasuke-kun?"

"Hn."

"Aaaahhhhh!!!! I can't stand it anymore!" Naruto was running around in circles which made people stare at him.

"Shut up Naruto-baka! You're making things worse." Sakura hit him on the head.

"Ow."

Sasuke opened his eyes. "Dobe," he muttered.

"Teme."

Sasuke and Naruto glared at each other.

"You're so childish, Naruto. And you're supposed to fifteen," said a voice nearby.

"Shino! Hinata and Kiba, too." Naruto grinned at them, which made Hinata blush.

"O-Ohayo Naruto-kun," she stuttered.

"By the way, what are you guys doing here?" Sakura asked.

"Kurenai-sensei asked us to come here. How about you?"

"Kakashi-sensei told us to come. Hmm, weird…"

"SASUKE-KUUUN!!!" A shrilly female voice pierced their ears.

"Sasuke-kun, are you here to see me? Aw, I knew you were interested in me. You were just too shy to say it." The girl wrapped her arms around Sasuke.

"Get off him, Ino-pig! He wouldn't like someone like you," said an enraged Sakura.

"Ha! Look who's talking. YOU'RE the one with an overly large forehead."

"What did you say!?"

"So troublesome…"(Can you guess who said this?)

"SHUT UP!" The two girls shouted at Shikamaru. Then they continued bickering with everyone sweatdropping.

"Wow, looks like there's a reunion around here."

"Neji nii-san!" Hinata ran to her cousin.

Rock lee appeared from who-knows-where. "Hello my youthful friends! It is indeed a great time to celebrate the spring of—"

Kunais whizzed through Lee, missing him by inches. He whimpered in fear. (Guess who threw them?)

"Nice one Tenten." Neji smirked.

"Thanks. But I still missed. Darn!"

"Guys." Sasuke suddenly spoke. "Don't tell me that your senseis asked you to come here too."

"Uh yeah," Chouji said in between his munching of potato chips.

Tenten nodded in agreement. "Gai-sensei said he had something important to say."

Suddenly, all four senseis appeared.

"Yo," Kakashi mumbled while still holding his icha icha paradise book.

"I see that all of you are here already. So we shall start," Kurenai said as she urged them all to sit down.

"We just came from Tsunade-sama's office for your mission."

With this, Sasuke and Neji started to listen attentively. They sounded so serious. Was it an S-rank mission? Did it require the sacrifice of their lives?

"Um, Hatake. I think it's best if you say it," Asuma gravely said. He glanced at Kurenai.

Kakashi looked away from his book and sighed. "All right then."

'Say it already! The suspense is killing us.'

"You're mission is…"

"Our mission is…" the former gennins repeated.

"To take a vacation in the Beach country," he finished. They all fell anime style.

"That was it?"

"Why'd you have to make us all nervous?" Kiba asked.

"Because the authoress told us to give you suspense."

O.O

Hey, I have to be part of this story, too. Right?

Hinata raised her hand timidly and asked. "Um, i-is it c-compulsory?"

"Good question. Yes it is. Tsunade-sama wants you all to relax."

"And if we refuse…" Naruto asked slowly.

"You'll be forced to read Icha Icha Paradise."

Silence ensued.

"O…k."

"It's going to be great! I'll be able to wear my new swimsuit." Ino squealed.

Naruto started drooling.

Shikamaru just said, "How troublesome."

Neji shrugged.

Chouji continued eating his chips.

Sakura stared dreamily at Sasuke.

Lee, along with Gai, were doing their usual 'youthful declaration.'

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!" And then they hugged with their usual background, the sunset.

"Are you comig, Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked.

"I'll come…if Yuri's coming," he said quietly.

"She will," Kakashi assured him. "The Hokage arranged it already. The only thing left to do is to convince her."

"Ok. We'll be your chaperones (like they need any -.-). Meet us in front of Ichiraku tomorrow morning." With that, the senseis disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"Yey! Ramen for breakfast!" Naruto cheered.

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Konoha high…

"Are you sure you're all right there, Yuri? Don't you think you're working too hard?"

"It's all right, Ichigo. You can go home now."

"Well then, bye Yuri!" Ichigo waved at her.

Yuri was always known to be a workaholic. It worried her friends and foster family because she neglected her health.

Yuri continued to work on her paperwork when she heard a familiar voice. "You know, she's right. You ARE working too hard." She turned around and saw herself face to face with her brother.

"Oh. Hi Sasuke."

The raven-haired boy jumped inside and stood in front of Yuri's table. It was filled with papers.

"Do you know about the trip?"

"So I've heard."

"Are you coming?"

Yuri hesitated before answering. "No."

"Why not? It's your sembreak."

Yuri didn't answer so Sasuke continued. "It'll be fun, Yuri."

She stopped working and stared at him weirdly. "Since when was fun part of your vocabulary? I thought that the only thing in your mind is to become stronger and to kill Itachi?"

Sasuke examined the papers on her table. "Well…ever since I discovered that I HAD a sister, I added some more goals into my life…And one of them is to take care of you," he said with bangs covering his face.

"And the other one is to win Sakura's heart." She giggled. Sasuke looked away.

"What are you talking about? She's just a teammate."

"Suuure. Whatever you say."+.+

"Onegai, Yuri."

Yuri stopped giggling. "All right. In one condition."

"Anything."

She smiled and started giggling again. "You have to invite Sakura to sit beside you in the bus."

"What!?"

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AN: Hehe, Yuri's like the Cupid here but she WILL have her own pairing later on. But for now, I have to stop writing because we have an exam. Please, please give reviews. I am BEGGING. Ok, maybe not really. But still…