Naruto didn't know why universe hated him so much. Instead of blissful death, he was shrunken into a brat, he had a yandere redhead obsessing to be his wife, a possessive bluenette Dragon Slayer desiring to be his mate, a pinkette God Slayer preaching how he was her only true love and black dragon gunning for his life. Did he say the Dragon Slayer and the God Slayer eyeing him as if he's a super tasty cake...or wind—why him?
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Fairytail. Masashi Kishimoto and Hiro Mashima are their owner respectively. This story is purely fiction that comes from author's imagination. If you cannot differ between reality and fiction, then please stop reading this story at instant! I do not want some morons complaining after I have warned you all!
"Dattebayo!" — speaking of human
'Dattebayo!' — thinking of human
"Dattebayo!" — speaking of inhuman/monster/pissed badass character
'Dattebayo!' — thinking of inhuman/monster/pissed badass character
Dattebayo! — flashback
*Dattebayo!* — sound effect
Chapter 01: Prologue — New Life in New World with Girl Obsessed to be My Wife!
Sun Village was created long ago by the Fire Dragon, Atlas Flame, when the dragons still roaming freely in Earthland.
The Sun Village was located in one of Fiore's desertic areas. Surrounding it was a number of large, elongated rocky formations, jutting up from the ground and extending their slender shape towards the sky; smaller rocks were found throughout the place. A rocky mountain of notable height wasn't located far from the town.
Despite its position in a desert, trees grew freely in the village's vicinity, even creating small forests after one of Four God of Ishgar, Warrod Squen, visited the village and grew the out with his Green Magic.
The Sun Village's main building material appeared to be stone, with structures composed of bricks, sometimes sporting elaborate decorative motifs, varying in height, resembling either houses with pitched roofs made of squared tiles or towers with angular sections.
Windows were simple, though skillfully carved, mostly sporting an arched upper edge, openings in the walls, lacking any glass. Wood was present in the form of beams outlining sections of larger structures; such as holding up a large bell on top of a stone building; and the same went for straw, which was visible on some minor eaves.
Pieces of light cloth, either flags or clothes hanged out to dry, were shown secured here and there to horizontal ropes, suspended above buildings.
The village was split on different heights by the ground's structure, with some buildings even integrating the rocky environment itself in their forms; all buildings fit their gigantic owners in size.
That's right, the Sun Village was inhabited by Giants, massive humanoid beings who were several tens of times taller and larger than humans: all of them were rather rough in appearance, sporting long, thick hair and beards, massive noses, wearing clothing made of leather or fur and carrying around melee weapons fitting their size.
Domesticated animals found in the village are proportioned to their owners, and thus several times larger than their standard counterparts. It was only normal if you saw a horse sized dog or giant sized cows in Sun Village.
Though Sun Village was inhabited by Giants, two small human children could be seen around the village's vicinity.
The first child was female, only ten years old, whose beautiful red hair was tied in single braid down to her mid back, with red eyes and pale skin. She wore red frilly dress, which enhanced her cuteness ten folds, and pair of black sandal. She always had peculiar absent expression as if she was not interested in everything around her, except for one thing.
Her name was Flare Corona.
Flare was found and raised by the giants of the Sun Village at very young time. Around the age of six, as a blessing of the Eternal Flame, Flare received the ability to manipulate her hair in any way she wished and very good at fire element magic.
However, as time progressed Flare noticed the obvious difference between herself and the giants, until the object of her obsession arrived in Sun Village.
"Papa whiskers, the food is finished, please eat it as much as you want! Mama Flare will cook again later!" Flare declared with sweet smile on her cute youth face. Her hands clapped together as if she was getting rid of imaginary dirt.
In front of her was massive bowl filled with ominous looking mush. The bowl was bigger than her, half of her height and wide enough for her to curl in it. The mush would make everybody sane enough to question if the mush was edible or not.
The boy who sat on against Flare was twitching when he saw the mush. He could feel his stomach begging him to not put that mush in it. His face was set on blank mask, though his eyebrow twitching dangerously. It was really odd expression on a child.
The boy looked a year older than Flare. He had bright spiky golden hair that looked like the sun with how spiky it was, a set of blue eyes as beautiful as calm ocean with mature and experienced glint a child his age should not have, three symmetrical lines one each cheek and peach skin that showed he was prone to active under sun. He wore burnt-orange T-shirt, a pair of black ¾ trousers and black sandals.
His name was Naruto Uzumaki, though Flare affectionately called him Papa Whiskers.
He knew Flare had unhealthy obsession with him since he was only normal human child beside her in this village. It made Flare afraid to lose something similar to her.
Naruto's story how he arrived in this place was different, it was much more confusing and complex than Flare's story. Basically, he was appeared when the empty air on top of Eien no Honō (Eternal Flame) split open and spit him out into the scorching flame, while he had a huge hole through his gut. When he appeared in this place for the first time, he was an adult around his early forties.
How he was a boy once again? Well, Naruto blamed the overgrown burning lizard who posed as Eien no Honō, the Enryū (Fire Dragon) named Atlas Flame.
"Flare-chan..."
"Mama Flare!" Flare's sharp tone made Naruto's body twitch once. "How many times Mama Flare told Papa Whiskers to call her Mama Flare!" She chided Naruto with frown, though it looked like cute pout.
'What wrong doings I have done in my previous life until I experience this kind of shit?' Naruto questioned himself in his head, his mind wandered to the knowledge of his predecessors he knew of: Asura Otsutsuki and Hashirama Senju. 'This is likely a karma from their stupidity! Yeah! This should have been the case! But, why should I become the one who experiences this? Why can't I have eternal peace in Pure Land, meeting my long dead parents, Hinata, Ero-Sennin, Sandaime-jiji, Nagato and the others, and get sent to this crazy place instead?' Naruto lamented pitifully.
True, he should've been dead after Kurama was ripped away from him and he got massive hole on his gut. Heck, he was sure he was dying in Sasuke's embrace with his trusted advisor, Shikamaru, crying over him.
Instead of waking up in Pure Land with his families greeting and smiling at him, his body was shrunken into 10 years old brat by a burning dragon of all thing, and he wasn't in Elemental Nation anymore. Not only that, he had a little girl with painfully obvious obsession to him that put Hinata's younger days to a shame and lived in a village only giants living in.
Naruto had a shitty childhood already, powerful enemies gunning for him and overall shitty life that would break lesser man's will whose name wasn't Naruto fucking Uzumaki. To sum it up, his life was officially a universe's whipping boy.
He did not know the Fate was vindictive bitch that could hold grudge. He was sure this was the payback from when he ridiculed Fate those years ago.
Though adversaries always found their way to annoy him, Naruto was strong willed individual that wouldn't break easily from everything the fate thrown at him. He would laugh them up and get rid them with big smile and assured confidence. However, it still ticked him off.
"Papa Whiskers? Are you sick? You're spacing out!"
Naruto blinked his eyes slowly, he snapping out of his small recollection of his past by Flare's concerned tone. He saw Flare's cute worried expression and then he let out small sigh.
'What shall I do to you, Flare-chan? You make it hard for me to hate your guts with those innocent look.'
Naruto blank mask replaced by wry smile. Then, he said: "Don't worry, just thinking what that shitty old lizard will train me today..."
Flare's worried mask shifted onto small frown, with her youth face, it made look like pout instead.
"Papa Whiskers, please call Eien no Honō-sama with proper respect he deserved."
"You know that overgrown lizard is a freaking barbequed dragon, right? He is a burning draconian skeleton, right? And his name is Atlas Flame, right?"
"Don't care! Eien no Honō-sama is Eien no Honō-sama! He's God of everyone in this place and he has been protecting us for so long! Eien no Honō-sama even healed Papa Whiskers and now he's training Papa Whiskers! Papa Whiskers should respect him more!" Flare said petulantly.
Naruto let out a tired sigh. "Okay, okay, I'm sorry I've been disrespectful to Atlas Flame, happy?"
"Good! Papa Whiskers should listen to your wife! It won't be good if Papa Whiskers not listening to Mama Flare!" Flare said with triumphant childish smile. She had mistaken him humoring her as submitting himself to her. What a problematic girl?
Naruto wanted to shot back how he wasn't her husband, and vice versa, but he held back as the memory from four days ago resurfaced. He had told Flare they weren't a married couple, they were too young to marry each other.
Flare had mistaken it as a way he didn't want to be around her anymore. It made Flare crying and Naruto felt bad by it. He decided to let Flare to believe what she wanted, though he needed a word with a female giant, who has been taking care of Flare, to stop telling something crazy for the innocent girl.
The custom of human and the custom of giant were different.
For giants, a start of menstruation cycle was enough to be the sign of female giant's maturity, since their body reached its peek around fifty years old age, which basically the age of adult giant. Usually, giant lived five times longer than human. So, while humans generally die at sixty, giants usually die around three centuries.
Human's custom was vastly different, a girl reached her puberty ranging from 10 to 12 years old. Flare was a normal girl who hit her puberty few weeks ago. When she got her first menstruation cycle, Naruto had left it to the giant who was taking care of her, but it was proven a big mistake.
The giant had told Flare everything about giant female custom, and there was the problem. It seems, because he's only a male human in this place, Flare believed herself to be his wife since she was already an 'adult' and she's the only female human in the village, so she's his wife. When he found out about it, he was already too late to do the damage control. That belief had rooted deep in Flare's innocent mind. He had tried to reverse the damage, but Flare had a stubborn streak beneath her absent-minded-ness.
Naruto had never felt such headache pertaining a hormonal girl, he had Hinata to take care Himawari in past when his sweet little sunflower hit her puberty.
He had snapped at Flare four days ago when Flare wanted to consummate their marriage for first time. She had entered his personal room, in dead midnight, without single thread covering her innocent body.
For fuck's sake! He had yet to hit his own puberty, though he was already an adult before his body had been regressed to his ten years old body by Atlas Flame, the body of Naruto Uzumaki was a late-bloomer type. He still remembered his first wet dream was around his 13, then followed by his first growth spurt.
So, he wouldn't freaking cum even though Flare forced him to do that. The bad part was: it could start his puberty prematurely and mess his growth. Besides, they were too young to have sex! It sickened him to imagine he and Flare had sex at such young age!
Though Flare had many flaws, Naruto could not hate her.
Narurto was compassionate character and upheld a bond he forged with other seriously. Naruto, who understood the root of Flare's obsession, could not fault the girl. She was basically the only human in a village inhabitanted by giants before his arrival. It made the little girl unsure of herself and found out she wasn't belonged in this place. So, it was understandable enough why she latched on him like he was her life line.
She could've left the village, running away to the world and finding other normal human. However, there was a problem: Flare was too damn innocent and absent minded for her own good. Putting her weirdness aside, she was easy to corrupt. Even if she saw a disgusting kind of human doing the unspeakable, she would only think it was how normal human acts.
Some times, Naruto wondered what would happen if he did not arrive at this place. He could imagine how Flare decided to run away from the village, but his mind couldn't bear the thought of Flare meeting a shady individual who's going to corrupt her.
Naruto stopped his musings and then stared outside through small window in their house. The sun was two-third away from reaching its peak, Naruto estimated the time's around 10.00 AM. The annoying old lizard likely was stirring awake.
Naruto suddenly stood up, gaining a confused look from Flare. "Papa Whiskers? Where are you going?" Flare questioned.
"It's the time for my training with shi—I mean Eien no Honō-sama to begin..." the sarcasm when Naruto mentioned Atlas Flame's epithet was very thick, which one could cut it with magical knife. However, Flare was oblivious to it. It was the evidence of how pure she's.
"Then... Papa Whiskers won't eat Mama Flare's cook?"
Flare's downcast expression felt like Sasuke stabbing his gut with Enton: Chidori (Blaze Release: One Thousand Birds).
Naruto's body twitched.
"I..." Naruto began with unsure tone, "I'll take it to my training... I'll eat it later..." Naruto swallowed his lump as he promised that.
An angelic smile spread on Flare's cute face, Naruto felt it was worth of stomach ache he would be the victim later on.
"Then, Mama Flare's will make this to be Papa Whiskers' Bento!"
Declaring that, Flare raised the oversized bowl from the floor. Then, she took it to other room in their small hut.
Their shared hut was the smallest house in Sun Village. Heck, even dog's house was bigger than their hut. Their house was consisted by two rooms, a kitchen, a bathroom, and finally the living room he and Flare had been in. Like other house's materials within this village, their hut made of bricks with straws as a roof. It was simple, but it was enough for Naruto. Besides, he planned to leave the villages to see the world later.
Naruto watched the struggling Flare for last time, before she vanished to the kitchen. To be honest, watching Flare struggling with bowl bigger than her body was funny and strange sight to behold, but he knew Flare did not need help.
As she said: "It is Mama Flare's job! Not Papa Whiskers!"
Besides, mages of this world had passive ability to drain ethernano that mixed with nature energy into their magic core, it made them activating bastardized version of Sennin Modo. It gave them massive boost in strength, speed, durability, regenerative ability and awareness. However, it was still pale in comparisom against the power of Jiraiya's imperfect Sennin Modo. Further than that, the perfect Sennin Modo he had mastered was in whole other dimension in comparison with this mage's enhanced base state.
That shitty barbequed dragon, Atlas Flame, had tasted the true power of his perfect Sennin Modo. The dragon was left dumbfounded when Naruto tossed him left and right like a rag doll.
Besides that, his Magic Core in which Atlas Flame had created for him was impossibly huge, that shitty dragon was bewildered when he told Naruto how his First Origin was massive enough to put fully trained grown adult wizard's Core to shame, and his Second Origin wasn't mentioned at it. All in all, Naruto could rival the bane of the dragon; Acnologia; when he reached his prime. With his chakra added in, he would be the globally most powerful entity in Earthland. And if he used his Rikūdo Sage Modo when he could unlock it again, he would be a Universe-Buster level mage!
Being a Dragon Slayer was already destructive enough, but Naruto had shown what the meaning of true destructiveness was capable.
Thankfully for Earthland, Naruto was fundamentally kind hearted man with good head on his shoulders and wanted nothing but a peace and people to understand each other. If not, he could be supreme ruler of this world. Though he was a pacifist, who's ready to kill if needed, Atlas Flame felt pity to whomever dared to piss his awesome disciple.
"Papa Whiskers... here's your bento!"
Naruto deadpanned at the offered lunch box. It was freaking huge, around 60 cm length and 80 cm wide and 40 cm tall. The wooden box was covered with brown leather.
He let out small sigh and took the offered lunch box. Suddenly, he remembered the memories of Hinata, or Boruto, or Himawari giving him his lunch box. It was smaller and was covered by a pink cloth, but it was Hinata's cooking in which made it priceless.
Naruto wasn't aware he unconsciously let out small fond smile. "Thanks..." Naruto thanked warmly. Then, he left Flare, who was touching her blushing cheeks with happy dopey smile on her face.
"Papa Whiskers thanked Mama Flare with very cute smile!" She whispered in disbelief, "Papa Whiskers liked to have Bento for training. Then, as Papa Whiskers' wife, it is Mama Flare's job to prepare Papa Whiskers' bento everyday!" Flare gave a satisfied nod to her lackluster deduction skill. Then, she entered her personal room with girlish squeal.
Outside of the hut, Naruto heard Flare's low declaration and then he felt cold shivers traveling down his spine. 'I hope there will be a poor bastard who'll taste my misery somewhere in this world!' Naruto thought vindictively.
Cues a shivers traveling on the spine of black haired stripper in Magnolia City, the distraction was enough to pause him for a split second until a flaming fist nailed him straight on his face.
Then, Naruto went to the highest rocky terrain where he could see the sleeping dragon on massive altar, posing as oversized bonfire.
It was the time for his training...
Hi guys! A new story from yours truly. I hope the prologue was interesting enough. And sorry for the grammar, I hope somebody can help me as my BETA.
Speaking of which, do you read the new chapter of FT? Well, fuck! Zeref amassed his army around FT's guild building and 12 Sprigan's Shield are battle ready. The climax of story is near! Gooo Hirooooo~ I'm rooting for an awesome ending, like Masashi's Naruto!
Now, just like my first story, this story will be a crackish smut story with action and romance mixed together into wonderful recipe of disaster! For the harem member, well, I've planned for some less used characters in FT. They are: Wendy Marvel, Flare Corona, Chelia/Sherria Blendy and Virgo. I do not plan to add Fairy Girls since Naruto won't end as one of Fairies, Wendy too and Virgo won't end on Lucy's hand, though I still leery for Ultear and Merudy. The two can be in anytime. Some times ago, I wanted to add Mirajane too, but against it now, since she's one of Fairies. The story's timeline is a year before canon. So, Naruto is only a year older than wendy. They can be paired together and our big boobed loli: Chelia, when she will be 15 when Naruto's 19 in post seven years. If Ultear enters the membership of Naruto's harem, she's going to look like a lone cougar between bunch of hormonal teenagers... muahahaha~
Now, I'm sure you're curious about the title: why it is story of Demonic Divine Dragon, right? Heh, let's play a quiz then. Why don't you tell me what do you think?
I think it was enough Author's Note, probably. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for reading this. Hopefully, you're generous enough to leave a word or a pair of words in review box, unless you're a heartless one who's only liking to read without telling how the story is. Yeah, like that kind of readers who cannot show their gratitude for the hardworking author. Well... you're not like that, right?
Ok, see you in next chapter~