Horror of Monday
by: Yami Nightmare Magician
I do not own Yugioh and YB is my favorite character.
It was every 5,000 year old spirit's nightmare IT WAS Monday.
In the Apartment of Ryou Bakura in the Physco's Blue and Black bedroom...
A Spikeyhaired albino physco woke up to the sounds of Ryou's alarm clock his hand stuck out form the black sheets of the bed andlooked at hisMelliniumn ring on the Mahogany table that was next to his bed which had the alarm clock on it.
Bakura growled reached for his Mellinium ring which was stuck under the alarm clock at that time by a piece of god damned gum that he had left there last night.
The Enraged Theif pulled on the Ring but it stuck hardly to the table under the alarm clock which kept ringing and ringing.
"GYAAHHHHHH!" Yami Bakura yelled as the Ring finally broke away from the table and he flew through the wall ontop of a little old lady who whacked him with her purse several times on the head.
"Geez Ladies have PROBLEMS" Yami Bakura rubbed his head from the whacking of the old lady who had ran away screaming Bannanas.
Yami Bakura in his black boxers and training shirt walked up to the door and tried to open it finding that it was locked.
"DAMN!" was heard all over Domino that morning from the Tomb Robber who pulled at the door his feet on it until the door finally broke on his hinges sending the Tomb Robber face-first into the mud.
He got up and he wiped off the mud from his face his face looking like a human mudball at that moment.
Yami Bakura sweared badly and walked into the house tripping over a chair and slamming into the bookcase which fell on him as the Tomb Robber yelled in agony from under the Hickory Bookcase.
"GYAAHHHH!" he yelled sending the bookcase to the shadow realm he was going to feel this for a week!
The Poor Tomb Robber stood up rubbing his sore back as he went to kitchen to prepare something for breakfast.
The Phone Rang as Yami Bakura picked it up and answered "What!" a annoying happy voice came on the other end "I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME LETS ALL BE A HAPPY FAMILY!"
Ymai Bakura screamed like a little girl and slammed the phone down on the receiver ashe said in his mind "I have met my doom at the hands of a Telephone"
Ryou's mind came in the other side "Hmn? Oh Yami I'm going to be away with Yugi and the gang for the rest of the day"
Yami Bakura snickered evilly since Ryou was gone he could terrorize the city!
He walked out of the house only after several people staring at him did he notice he was still in his boxers and t-shirt.
Yami Bakura ran to his room and got out some pants getting them on along with a Linkin Park Shirt his favorite band.
The Spiritgot on his clothes and some gray sneakers as he walked outside a ordinary city waiting to be destroyed by insane spirit.
Not to bad ne?
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